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[Reelya]

Why don't dwarves like eating vegetables?

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They make you more elfy

[Rose]

The barbarian walks into the tavern, obviously having been journeying for many days. Jellena readied her axe "Hey, you should use this. You reek!"

[Noel.se]

The barbarian walks into the tavern, obviously having been journeying for many days. Jellena readied her axe "Hey, you should use this. You reek!"

Here we go again.

[ggamer]

and thus the tears of the butthurt would run like rivers until the end of time

[Omeganaut]

Mario Art: Mario hits his mid-life crisis and decides his destiny is in cultural pursuits, not plumbing.

Mario Kat:  Mario embarks on a breeding program to produce the best cat ever.  Rip-off of the crazy cat lady game.

Super Mash Brothers:  Brothers open up a fine dining restaurant specializing in mashed potatoes.

Super Sash Brothers:  Brothers compete to see which one is crowned Mister America. 

[Akura]

Mario Art: Mario hits his mid-life crisis and decides his destiny is in cultural pursuits, not plumbing.

Didn't the SNES have Mario Paint?

...I'll have to go check that out sometime.



Anyway, on the subject of bad jokes...

What does a suicide bomber have with his fish?
Martyr sauce.

[Omeganaut]

Mario Pain:  A heart-wrenching story about the moral dilemma that is Euthanasia.

Mario Pant:  Mario turns into a dog.  Known for the idle animation of humping Princess Peach's leg...

Mario Pint:  Mario has a drinking problem.  Known for the idle animation of humping Princess Peach's leg...

[Yoink]

Can we add a letter instead?

Supper Smash Brothers: Nintendo characters compete in a late-night eating contest.

[Sergius]

Mast Effect: A space opera where ship commanders try to best each other by adding as many masts as possible.
Xmas Effect: The same but they add giant space trees and decorate them.

[Guardian G.I.]

"Due to the ongoing American sanctions against Russia, all pirated Microsoft products are to be regarded as trophies!"

[Sergius]

"Due to the ongoing American sanctions against Russia, all pirated Microsoft products are to be regarded as trophies!"

Letters of marque?

[pisskop]

Metal Gear Sold:  You are a black market Arms Dealer, who doesn't have  a monkey.
Wolf'N'Stein:  You operate a pub in the baron wastes.
Brain Mage: Train up your mage powers a little every day

[Gentlefish]

Advanced Wa's: Expand the orc army in this game of tactical green wave.

Fir Emblem: Carve your insignia in as many fir trees as possible before anyone else.

Lend of Zelda: Give a boy a magical stone but hound him about giving it back after he shows up seven years later.

[Tawa]

Fir Emblem: Carve your insignia in as many fir trees as possible before anyone else.

Um.

Fir Emblem: A tactical game where you command an army of trees.

[Gentlefish]

Fir Emblem: Carve your insignia in as many fir trees as possible before anyone else.

Um.

Fir Emblem: A tactical game where you command an army of trees.

Hey now I came up with that on my own. Step off bruh.

Phoenix Wright: Ace Tourney: A game about finding the best fishing hole though use of deduction and creative liberty over fishing tourney rules..