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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1305 on: November 04, 2014, 03:18:05 am »

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« Reply #1306 on: November 04, 2014, 03:43:04 am »

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1307 on: November 04, 2014, 11:38:30 am »

Ahah, loved the Half LIF

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I recall a flash game where you had to type words to shoot other tanks.
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« Reply #1308 on: November 04, 2014, 04:37:52 pm »

Ahah, loved the Half LIF

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I recall a flash game where you had to type words to shoot other tanks.
That would be Qwerty Warriors. I have fond memories.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1309 on: November 04, 2014, 05:15:04 pm »

Hearts of Ron: Grand strategy game set in Harry Potter universe
I thought it would be another "mahjong meets dating sim".
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1310 on: November 04, 2014, 10:29:50 pm »

Bastin': Play as the Kid as he collect sauces to pour on a steak.

Don't Stare: Just like Slender, except that you also need to eat to survive.

Sender: You run around the neighborhood, avoiding the gangster named Senderman while you hand out mails to people.

Roboraft: Build robot rafts and race against other players.

Garry's od: A special aromatic perfume from the maker of Gmod? Ew.

Tarbound: You are in a tar pit.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1311 on: November 04, 2014, 10:55:06 pm »

Tea Fortress 2: The old one was hats. Now it's about expensive teas of all kinds.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1312 on: November 04, 2014, 11:05:26 pm »

Fir Emblem: A tactical game where you command an army of trees.

Super Mario Bothers: A game where you must bug the crap out of a shroom-addict plumber.

Poémon: Catch 'em all, with Poémon such as Redeath, Ravenever, and Usherhouse.

Warf Fortress: Command your saiors to build a thriving warf and defend it from invading bots. Strike the se! Brought to you by the founders of the Misspelled Cemetary.

Kindom of Loathing: Hate your family! Hate them!

Erraria: I don't know what it's about, but it involves singing.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1313 on: November 04, 2014, 11:07:14 pm »

I see your KOL reference and applaud you.

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« Reply #1314 on: November 05, 2014, 12:03:00 am »

I come into this thread for jokes that offend the sensibilities, not for this stuff. This stuff barely qualifies as "jokes".
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1315 on: November 05, 2014, 12:07:33 am »

Your mom off ended my senses with her abilities last night!
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1316 on: November 05, 2014, 12:49:56 am »

This is not the offensive jokes thread, this is the terrible jokes thread. As far as jokes go, those are terrible.

Although if you want to go for a twofer, you could say that an offensive joke is any attack made by the current Ukrainian Army.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1317 on: November 05, 2014, 02:49:57 am »

-1 points, that made me laugh.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1318 on: November 05, 2014, 02:51:16 am »

Kindom of Loathing: Hate your family! Hate them!

Luke 14:26

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Speaking of religion, the city of Budapest was named after an annoying religious leader.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1319 on: November 05, 2014, 02:56:43 am »

Kingdom of Loathing: Recruiting followers of Christ since 2003!
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