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« Reply #1290 on: November 03, 2014, 02:54:31 pm »
Assassin Cree: Play a native american assassin exacting vengeance on the settlers that killed your family. Also, time travel.
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« Reply #1291 on: November 03, 2014, 02:57:22 pm »
Quote from: Sheb on November 03, 2014, 02:54:31 pm
Assassin Cree: Play a native american assassin exacting vengeance on the settlers that killed your family. Also, time travel.
Wasn't that essentially Assassin's Creed 3? Didn't play it...
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1292 on: November 03, 2014, 02:57:48 pm »
Assassin Creed: A Tactical Genius becomes an assassin.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1293 on: November 03, 2014, 02:58:25 pm »
A Sass's Creed: You're Socrates.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1294 on: November 03, 2014, 02:59:32 pm »
Half LIF: A game about biology.
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« Reply #1295 on: November 03, 2014, 03:03:28 pm »
Ahah, loved the Half LIF

Word of Tank: a tank-themed spelling bee. Learn to place the umlaut in Panzerspähwagen!
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« Reply #1296 on: November 03, 2014, 03:04:18 pm »
The Gon Show: half an hour of Peter Sellers, Spike Milligan and Harry Seaworth (that's his name, right?) sleeping.
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« Reply #1297 on: November 03, 2014, 03:08:25 pm »
Quote from: Sheb on November 03, 2014, 03:03:28 pm
Ahah, loved the Half LIF

Word of Tank: a tank-themed spelling bee. Learn to place the umlaut in Panzerspähwagen!

Or, the word of our new god, the Abrahms fully automated battle machine.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1298 on: November 03, 2014, 03:09:33 pm »
From my Steam Library:

Gat Simulator - A Saints Row Spinoff.

Prion Architect - like Pandemic, but with proteins.

The Sip - mix drinks, point sawnoff shotguns at drunkards.

Eno Clash - Guitar Hero of ambient music.

Dead Pace - a marathon simulator. With zombies.
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« Reply #1299 on: November 03, 2014, 04:33:27 pm »
Dwarf Fortess: Now With Shapely Curves
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1300 on: November 03, 2014, 04:51:34 pm »
Hovel Knight - a platformer about a peasant ascending to knighthood

Xenonuts - Ufologist convention simulator

Cotex Command - take the reins of a major European hygiene products manufacturing company

Don't Stave - a survival game about an elderly character with a bad back, and no way to make a walking stick.

Grand Heft Auto - slightly over-the-top "strongest man in the world" competition.

World of Go - a complex physics puzzle game where you attempts to build constructions out of interconnected black dots are constantly thwarted by a malevolent white dot-wielding AI.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1301 on: November 03, 2014, 05:54:14 pm »
D'aw of war: because Wahammer can be cute as well.

A Storm of Words: The people of Westeros decide to settle matters by insulting each other.

Thus Poke Zarathustra: Zarathustra decides that he shall poke people

Twilight: New Moo: Sparkly cows displace the vampires and conquer Bella's heart.
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« Reply #1302 on: November 03, 2014, 06:05:04 pm »
Connet Four: You control an extensive digital mafia
O: Place black and white pieces on a board in a dadaist manner
Hess: A Nazi simulator, of course
TackMania: They're gonna steal everything that's not nailed down - it's your hour of glory!
TrackMana: Magical racing game

984: Follow the adventures of Carolus Magnus after his coronation!
I Have No Mouth And I Must Cream: Why yes, it is a porno!
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« Reply #1303 on: November 03, 2014, 11:16:17 pm »
Warf Fortress: A klingon colony builder
Call O'Duty: IRA shooter
Pan DEIC: Dutch business sim set in imperial Asia (dutch east india company)
Hearts of Ron: Grand strategy game set in Harry Potter universe
Tar Trek: QWOP on hard mode
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1304 on: November 04, 2014, 03:13:41 am »
Rand Theft Auto: Ayn Rand makes the poor poorer by taking their stuff

Ant chamber: A non-euclidean multiply connected antfarm

Ho line Miami: Answer calls for a floridian brothel
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