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[Ottofar]

I'll just leave this here

[Avis-Mergulus]

I'll just leave this here

Cringe-worthy, those jokes are.

I mean, "What kind of husband has a saint john? A family maine." WTF, cyborg?

[burningpet]

There are terrible holocaust joke in israel that gets me everytime.

If you find them offensive, skip those..

What was written on the sign entrance to the gas chambers?

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Caution, slippery steps

Why hitler commited suicide?

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He saw the gas bill

Hitler says to himmler: I want to kill 6 million jews and a clown. himmler asks: Why a clown?

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Hitler: see, nobody cares about the jews

What is the difference between a jew and santa clause?

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Santa clause comes through the chimney and leave through the door, the jew comes through the door and leaves through the chimney

Why hitler was a bad pupil?

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He had concentration issues

How do you squeeze 6 million jews into a car?

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You put two in the front, 5 in the back and the rest in the ash trait

A german officer see a kid walks outside the ghetto, and yell at him : Hey, kid, what are you doing outside!?

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The kid points at his badge and says: Its ok, I am the sheriff.

[Dutchling]

Those cyborg jokes are horrible.
Even worse, he tries to explain them...

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[Avis-Mergulus]

The see-nobody-cares joke has seen some use in Russia. Like:
So Gorbachev summons the ghost of Stalin in desperation, and asks him how to save the country. Stalin replies (thick Georgian accent mandatory): "First of all, repaint the Library of Lenin green. Then shoot every official except yourself." Gorbachev asks, "But why repaint the Library?"

For reference, the Library of Lenin is an enormous pseudo-antique marble building, quite beautiful if you enjoy grandiose things.

[Comrade P.]

For reference, the Library of Lenin is an enormous pseudo-antique marble building, quite beautiful if you enjoy grandiose things.

Here comes a pic.

[Helgoland]

There were like three holocaust jokes in there that I didn't know. I tip my hat to you, burningpet.

[burningpet]

Got a lot more that only works in hebrew.. hmm, this one might translate ok:

Why did jews suffer in the holocaust?

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They had gas problems

[Knit tie]

why is a smart road different from a good beast?

one is a bright route, the other is a right brute.

This is so unfunny I almost killed myself.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Are you saying it was a Terrible Joke? Because it sure sounds like you are saying it was a Terrible Joke!

[Knit tie]

Here's an even worse one:

what is the difference between a truthful stolen property and a blue garment?

one is a so loot, the other is a low suit.

In addition to being terrible, it's aslo completely incoherent!

[LeoLeonardoIII]

what kind of an island has a tongue?

a shoe zealand.

It's not very effective ...

[scrdest]

I think it's the computer uprising started. Instead of brute force, they are trying to make us kill ourselves with the sheer power of horribleness.

[Urist McScoopbeard]

I don't think computer appraising is a very profitable career!



right?

....
....
.... anybody???

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Well Urist has been compromised.