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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3465 on: November 06, 2016, 06:33:00 am »
Some trades are just not made for women. Like garage owner.

"Whaddaya mean sexual harassment lawsuit? I only asked the lady if I could drive my truck into her garage and fill her up?"
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3466 on: November 12, 2016, 01:12:06 am »
Ooof.
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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« Reply #3467 on: November 12, 2016, 03:23:00 am »
Friend rubs the edge of his hand of cards on the table and his kid thinks it sounds like a fart noise. We tell him it was just the cards and he doesn't believe us.  I fail my will check vs dad humor and cry out "Do you not believe in the fart of the cards?!"
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3468 on: November 12, 2016, 10:35:44 am »
From r/Catholicism

How do you know you just met a Byzantine Catholics?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3469 on: November 12, 2016, 10:02:44 pm »
Do explain.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3470 on: November 14, 2016, 08:18:31 am »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3471 on: November 21, 2016, 10:20:07 am »
How do Reavers clean their harpoons?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3472 on: November 21, 2016, 11:13:35 am »
Quote from: Sergius on November 21, 2016, 10:20:07 am
How do Reavers clean their harpoons?

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What's the difference between a panda and a Reaver?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3473 on: November 21, 2016, 01:11:04 pm »
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3474 on: November 21, 2016, 02:17:56 pm »
Quote from: MrRoboto75 on November 21, 2016, 01:11:04 pm
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3475 on: November 21, 2016, 04:25:07 pm »
Quote from: Culise on November 21, 2016, 11:13:35 am
Quote from: Sergius on November 21, 2016, 10:20:07 am
How do Reavers clean their harpoons?

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What's the difference between a panda and a Reaver?
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Idiots. A panda eats roots and leaves.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3476 on: November 21, 2016, 06:45:07 pm »
Bamboo shoots, I think.
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« Reply #3477 on: November 21, 2016, 07:28:50 pm »
Aye.  It's also a riff on an even older joke about a panda that walks into a resturaunt and orders the finest meal on the menu.  It finishes its meal quietly, then without warning, whips out a machine gun and guns down one of the regulars.  As it walks out, the server asks it what the heck it thinks it was doing.  In response, it simply pulls out a placard from the local zoo...
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3478 on: November 21, 2016, 09:35:15 pm »
Quote from: Culise on November 21, 2016, 07:28:50 pm
Aye.  It's also a riff on an even older joke about a panda that walks into a resturaunt and orders the finest meal on the menu.  It finishes its meal quietly, then without warning, whips out a machine gun and guns down one of the regulars.  As it walks out, the server asks it what the heck it thinks it was doing.  In response, it simply pulls out a placard from the local zoo...
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They made a book on that one.
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3479 on: November 22, 2016, 04:25:36 am »
Under a certain interpretation of "roots", that could be quite terrifying.
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