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The infighting is causing too much trouble.

10 (30.3%)

People won't let me do as I please!

6 (18.2%)

NPC's are OP, and are ruining my plans.

2 (6.1%)

The GM is a bastard, under-powering my actions

7 (21.2%)

I have no opinion on this matter.

8 (24.2%)

Total Members Voted: 33

[Yoink]

@CORAI: "WHICH IS, IN TRUTH, A FANCY WORD FOR EVIL. YOU TOOK THE LAW IN YOUR OWN HANDS AND WERE ABOUT TO COMMIT A TERRIBLE CRIME. I HAVE NOTHING MORE TO SAY TO YOU."

[Corai]

@YOINK We must go to the OOC thread. But also: WHEN did I EVER say I wasn't evil?

[misko27]

Turn 17: EVENTUALLY you'd think tehy'd make peace right? NPC OVERLOAD!

Restore self from backup, into a new Extortionator. Err... Ressurect TCM, and apologize. Give cookie. Send ghostbusters after the phallic army.

"Sorry about that. Just a bit paranoid, you know?"

(5) YES. (5) RESSURECTION COMPLETE. (5) COOKIE! COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE RHYMES WITH C! (5)GHOSTBUSTER NPCs SPAWNED.

ACTIVATE BOMBS I PUT IN THE PRESS CONFERENCE ROOM.

WORK AT SOUP KITCHENS.

"HEY, YOINK. HERE'S A FRIEND FOR YOU."

SUMMON THIS GUY ON THE SUN.

LAUGH AS THE CHAOS UNFURLS.

-EDIT-

CONVINCE THE PEOPLE WHAT I AM DOING IS NECESSARY.



Dear Yoink, kill the Mafiaso and I will end my attacks on the sun.

Love, that insane terrorist that got kicked out of hell dashingly handsome freedom fighter, Corai

(5) BOMB. YOU TERRORIST. (5) SOUP. (?) I STILL HAVE NO CLUE WHO THAT IS, SO HE STANDS THERE STARING AT THE WALL. (5) MANIACAL LAUGH PERFECTED. NOW CHAMPION EVIL LUAGHER. (5) THEY BELIEVE YOU FOR SOME CRAZY REASON. KILLING BABIES IS IMPORTANT TO SAVE THE SUN. "KILL-A-BABY" DRIVES BECOME A NOT-SO-RARE SIGHT IN RURAL AREAS.

Harness the power of the throne to rally my army. Continue harassing Cassandras kingdom.

(5) ARMY RALLIED. (5) THEY CONTINUE ON YOUR ORDERS TO SACK AND PILLIAGE THE SPACE-SIDE. CONTACT WITH VARIOUS FRONTIER PLANETS IS LOST.

SKIN RANDOM DEMON
WEAR MAGMA-PROOF DEMON SKIN
AM LEGENDARY+5 SWIMMER
PERFORM SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING ROUTINE WITH DEMONS

(5vs1) STEAM-DEMON SKINNED (5) SURE. *STEAM FIEND SWIM SUIT* AQUIRED. (5) ALSO GOOF. (5) ARMOK IS NOT AMUSED. WELL, A LITTLE.

OBVIOUSLY, CORAI IS INTANGIBLE AND THUS COULD NOT HAVE PLACED BOMBS IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM- OR IF HE DID, THEY WOULD ALSO BE SPECTRAL AND WOULD THEREFORE ONLY AFFECT OTHER GHOSTS AND SUCHLIKE.

>ASSIGN THE ARESIA TO CAPTURING WHOEVER IS ON TOP OF THE LIST OF WAR CRIMINALS. BRING THEM IN FOR TRIAL ON SUN.

>FORM ALLIANCES WITH OTHER SANE, NON-BLOODTHIRSTY NATIONS THROUGHOUT THE COSMOS, AND ASSEMBLE A COUNCIL WITH REPRESENTATIVES FROM ALL OF THEM. (MINE IS MR TINKLES.) THE PURPOSE OF THE COUNCIL SHALL BE TO DISCUSS THE CORRECT PUNISHMENT OF INTERPLANETARY WAR CRIMES.

>MAKE A NEW OFFER OF PEACE TO THE REMAINING ABCS MEMBERS: THEY WILL BE PROVIDED WITH AN AUTOMATED CRAFT TO FERRY THEM ALL TO TERRA, WHERE THEY ARE FREE TO START A NEW LIFE AND DO AS THEY PLEASE.

>IF THEY AGREE, KEEP MY WORD AND SEND THEM DOWN THERE ON AN AUTOPILOTED SHIP. IT WILL REMAIN THERE AFTER TAKING THEM.

>HIRE MORE ADVISORS TO KEEP NATION RUNNING SMOOTHLY. SERIOUSLY, MR TINKLES IS WAAY OVERWORKED.

>AGAIN, PUBLICLY DENOUNCE CORAI AS A MURDERING PSYCHOPATH, AND SEND HIM THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE: "THERE IS NO 'MAFIA' WITHIN MY BORDERS. YOU ARE DELUSIONAL. IF THIS IMAGINARY ENEMY IS THE ONLY REASON YOU ARE ATTACKING MY PEOPLE, I SINCERELY HOPE THAT YOU WILL SEE YOUR ERROR AND PREVENT ANY FURTHER BLOODSHED."

>HAVE THE GHOST DIVISION RETURN HOME TO REST AND TRAIN. ALSO CALL THE GHOSTBUSTERS. AND SPEND SOME QUIET TIME WITH MY WIFE AND MR NORRIS, I DUNNO, HAVE A PLEASANT DINNER OR SOMETHING TO TRY AND RELAX FOR A SHORT WHILE FROM ALL THE STRESS OF LEADERSHIP.

(5) THEY ARE SENT OUT TO CAPTURE PEOPLE. (5) THE UN IN SPACE IS FORMED (UIS). MEETINGS ARE A GO. (5vs4)THEY DECIDE LISTENING TO CORAI SUCKS, AND LEAVE. (5) YOU HAVE ENOUGH ADVISORS TO SWIM IN A POOL OF THEM. (5) MURDEROUS PSYCHOPATH DENOUNCED. (5) THEY ARE THE PANZER ELITE! THE GHOSTBUSTERS ARE  BUSY WORKIGN FOR CASSANDRA. PAY THEM MORE TO GET THEM TO WORK FOR YOU. (5) RELAXING...

DO MISSION.
BE AWESOME IN AWESOME.
ASK NEW ALLIANCE LEADER HOW ALLIANCE IS DOING.
THEn AFTER MISSION CLAIM OWNERSHIP OF A SOLAR SYSTEM.

(5) YOU GO OUT AND ASSASINATE A GLADE. THE INVESTORS ARE UNPLEASED. (5vs4) YOU FIX THEM. WITH YOUR FISTS. (5) AWESOME AWESOME IS AWESOME. AWESOMELY (5) HE SAYS LIFE IS DULL. (5) RANDOM AND ARBITRARY SOLAR SYSTEM CHOSEN.

If we're poking fun at typos, now about "Fespawn?"

Make a new spaceship!

(5) YOU ARE DEAD. YOU RESPAWN AS SPACESHIP.

>MAKE A NEW OFFER OF PEACE TO THE REMAINING ABCS MEMBERS: THEY WILL BE PROVIDED WITH AN AUTOMATED CRAFT TO FERRY THEM ALL TO TERRA, WHERE THEY ARE FREE TO START A NEW LIFE AND DO AS THEY PLEASE.

>IF THEY AGREE, KEEP MY WORD AND SEND THEM DOWN THERE ON AN AUTOPILOTED SHIP. IT WILL REMAIN THERE AFTER TAKING THEM.

AGREE.

>MAFIASO

CHEKC THE FIRST TEN PAGES. YOU RESCUED THEM FROM JUSTICE AND MAKE THEM POLICE FORCE.

AT LEAST DEMOTE THEM AND THE VIOLENCE CAN END, MAN.

PLAY THIS SONG AS ABCS LEAVE THE SUN.

(5) THEY ALREADY AGREED. CONVENIANT. (5vs1000) NEIN. YOU PLAY THIS INSTEAD.

EXPLODIFY PLANET I AM ON CURRENTLY.

(5) NOT ON PLANET. EXPLOSION ANYWAY!

REAPPEAR

ACCEPT CASSANDRA'S APOLOGY

HAVE INNER CRISIS OVER WANTING HER TO BE A HO SINCE I'M A PIMP, YET ALSO RESPECTED WOMAN.

TAKE KATANA AND DECAPITATE GWG

THEN DECAPITATE CORAI

AND RESURRECT GANG AND SEND THEM OUT

(5) BECAUSE FUCK CONTINUITY. ALREADY RESSURECTED. (5) ACCEPTION IS YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!! (5) INTERNAL PSUEDO ROMEO AND JULIET ARGUMENT OCCURING. HOWEVER GM DOES NOT RESOLVE IT. (5) YOU DECAPITATE THE FRONT OF HIS SHIP. *WHISTLE* WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAM! CRASH THAT HURT. (5) DECAPITION OCCURED. (5) GANG RESPAWNED.

>START RESEARCHING ASCENSION

>FORTIFY BORDERS

>OFFER DRAGONS FULL CITIZENSHIP IN EXCHANGE FOR LOYALTY

>SEND FIA AGENTS TO GATHER INTEL ON MR. TINKLES ET AL.

(5) SURE. (5) AND THAT TOO. (5) WHY? (5vs1) MR. TINKLES IS A IMAGINARY, CAT, I THINK. NOT ENTIRELY SURE. ANYWAY IS GREAT TELEPATHIC SPEAKER FOR INANIMATE OBJECT.

NPCS
THE ARESIA (6) BREAK INTO VARIOUS HEADQUARTERS, KDNAPPING WARLORDS AND THE SECOND IN COMMAND OF SPINALS ARMY. BOY THEY LOOK MAD.

THE COLONISTS (4) BEGIN RECOVERING FROM RECESSION AND HYOPER-FLATION.

THE GHOST DIVISION (3) TAKE A NAP. IT HELPS SOOTHE THEIR MUSCLES, BUT THEY PROBABLY SHOULD BE TRAINING.

THE JAPANESE (5) FULLY CONVINCE THE VARIOUS GOVERNMENTS, AND THE VIRUS IS NOW ISOLATED.

THE VIRUS (1) IS PATHETIC.  FEW CASES REMIAN IN THE QUARENTENED AREAS.

THE PHALLIC ARMY (4) CONTINUES IT'S ADVANCES, SURGING THROUGH SPACE. EVEN MORE PLANETS AND EVEN ENTIRE SOLAR SYSTEMS ARE BEING LOST.

THE GHOSTBUSTERS (3) HAVE GREAT SUCESS CAPTURING ONE OR TWO OF THEM, BUT PERHAPS THEY DON'T HAVE THE MA-POWER TO TAKE ON A MASSIVE PHALLIC SPACE-FARING RAIDER ORGANIZATION.

THE GANG (2) DAMN. THEY NOSE AROUND THE AREA WHERE TCM SPAWNED THEM, AND GET TOSSED IN THA SLAMMA'. DON'T DROP THE SOAP BOYS.

ARMOK, GOD OF BLOOD IS ANGRY. HE (999vs1000) DECIDES TO STRIP XANTALOS OF HIS ALWAYS ROLL 5, TO MAKE IT MORE INTERESTING. THE GM INTERVENES. DISAPPOINTED, HE INSTEADS GIVES ALL THE GIANT SPONGES AND HUSKS HE HAS TO UNLEASH +3 TO MAKE IT STATISTICALLY EVEN. STATS.

[Corai]

ENTER NEGOTIATIONS WITH YOINK.

REBUILD ABCS. EXPLORE SPACE FOR UNINHABITED PLANET.

"LEGALLY" ACQUIRE NECESSITIES FOR MAKING A COLONY.

-Edit-

That guy is Discord. Basically he makes everything go wacky and insane and MAKES IT RAIN CHOCOLATE MILK WOOT.

[Cassandra]

Have hologram hug TCM, of course.

Destroy the ghost phalli once and for all. Permanently, and finally.

Make sure firewalls are ready to block any corruption.

[Xantalos]

DONATE 10 ZILLION DOLLARS TO TOADYONE IN EXCHANGE FOR BORROWING BANHAMMER
BANHAMMER EVERYTHING IN ARENA TO OBLIVION

[Yoink]

THE GHOSTBUSTERS ARE BUSY? CRAP. ONLY ONE OPTION...

>HIRE LUIGI TO FINISH CORAI OFF. GIVE HIM A +2 VACUUM CLEANER.

>SEND GHOST SQUAD TO END THE PHALLIC ARMY'S ADVANCE AND CAPTURE THEIR LEADERS FOR TRIAL.

>"KILL-A-BABY" IS ILLEGAL. REMIND PEOPLE OF THAT. PROPER BABY DISPOSAL SYSTEM INVOLVES DUMPING 'EM IN AN ORPHANAGE. DOESN'T COST YOU ANYTHING, SO DO IT!

>HAVE MY ADVISORS EXAMINE THE COUNTRY AND EVALUATE ITS LIVABILITY AND EFFICIENCY AS WELL AS ECONOMIC, AGRICULTURAL AND MILITARY STRENGTH, AND MAKE A FULL REPORT ON WHAT NEEDS CHANGING AND WHAT DOESN'T.

>THEN ARRANGE WEDDING BETWEEN MYSELF AND QUEEN, TO TAKE PLACE AFTER EVALUTATIONS FINISHED. SHALL INVOLVE A GREAT, FOUR-DAY-LONG FESTIVAL IN WHICH ALL OF THE POPULACE IS INVITED. SHALL BE A PAID HOLIDAY FOR THE WORKFORCE.

(MR TINKLES IS MY TEDDY BEAR. HE REAL SMART.)

[Corai]

>HIRE LUIGI TO FINISH CORAI OFF. GIVE HIM A +2 VACUUM CLEANER.

ENTER NEGOTIATIONS WITH YOINK.[/i]

Attacking a enemy who is holding a white flag. What are you, the Hessians?

[Spinal_Taper]

Silly Cassandra. Thinking that dicks cannot be stopped. In the face of adversity, we simply grow stronger.

Yeah, nope to you Cass. Corrupt her AIs and her computing power with utmost Dickery.

[GreatWyrmGold]

REPAIR SHIP.
TELEPORT TCM TO SOME OTHER GAME.

[TCM]

PIMPSLAP SPINAL FOR MESSING WITH CASSANDRA

RESIST ATTEMPTS BY GWG OF TELEPORTING ME TO OTHER GAME.

ALSO, HIT HIM WITH A BASEBALL BAT HARD. 87459385^34 TIMES.

STEAL CORAI'S WHITE FLAG, TURN IT INTO BANDANA.

GO ON FREESTYLE ABOUT PIZZA BAGELS

TAP CASSANDRA'S ROBOTIC BOOTY

[Tavik Toth]

HAVE INVESTORS BE PLEASED.
DO ANOTHER ASSINGMEMT.
AND DO IT CORRECTLY.
PILOT ATLAS MECH.
BRING TEN MECHS AS WELL.
ALSO CHEER NEW ALLIANCE LEADER UP.
AND MAKE SURE THAT OP IS UPDATED.

Also why didn't the alliance have an action?

[da_nang]

>FINISH ASCENSION RESEARCH
>ASCEND MAGITECH FOLLOWERS

[misko27]

Turn 17: Lots o' delays me boy.

ENTER NEGOTIATIONS WITH YOINK.

REBUILD ABCS. EXPLORE SPACE FOR UNINHABITED PLANET.

"LEGALLY" ACQUIRE NECESSITIES FOR MAKING A COLONY.

-Edit-

That guy is Discord. Basically he makes everything go wacky and insane and MAKES IT RAIN CHOCOLATE MILK WOOT.

(5) YOU ENTER THE LAND OF NEGOTIATIONS, FIGHTING PAST THE HARSH WILDLIFE WITH THE AID OF YOINK. (5) THERE ARE A METRIC FUCK LOAD OF UNINHABITED PLANETS. (5) YOU BUY FROM SHADY DEALERS. NOT TECHNICALLY ILLEGAL. (5) WAAH.

Have hologram hug TCM, of course.

Destroy the ghost phalli once and for all. Permanently, and finally.

Make sure firewalls are ready to block any corruption.

(5) HUG HUG HUG. THE UNINTENTIONAL ROMANCE. (5vs5)

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(5) ARMED AND CHARGED.

DONATE 10 ZILLION DOLLARS TO TOADYONE IN EXCHANGE FOR BORROWING BANHAMMER
BANHAMMER EVERYTHING IN ARENA TO OBLIVION

(5) TOADY IS LONG DEAD, SO YOU BORROW FROM HIS SONS INSTEAD. (5vs5) THE DEMONS AND HUSKS ARE NOT IP-LOGGED!

THE GHOSTBUSTERS ARE BUSY? CRAP. ONLY ONE OPTION...

>HIRE LUIGI TO FINISH CORAI OFF. GIVE HIM A +2 VACUUM CLEANER.

>SEND GHOST SQUAD TO END THE PHALLIC ARMY'S ADVANCE AND CAPTURE THEIR LEADERS FOR TRIAL.

>"KILL-A-BABY" IS ILLEGAL. REMIND PEOPLE OF THAT. PROPER BABY DISPOSAL SYSTEM INVOLVES DUMPING 'EM IN AN ORPHANAGE. DOESN'T COST YOU ANYTHING, SO DO IT!

>HAVE MY ADVISORS EXAMINE THE COUNTRY AND EVALUATE ITS LIVABILITY AND EFFICIENCY AS WELL AS ECONOMIC, AGRICULTURAL AND MILITARY STRENGTH, AND MAKE A FULL REPORT ON WHAT NEEDS CHANGING AND WHAT DOESN'T.

>THEN ARRANGE WEDDING BETWEEN MYSELF AND QUEEN, TO TAKE PLACE AFTER EVALUTATIONS FINISHED. SHALL INVOLVE A GREAT, FOUR-DAY-LONG FESTIVAL IN WHICH ALL OF THE POPULACE IS INVITED. SHALL BE A PAID HOLIDAY FOR THE WORKFORCE.

(MR TINKLES IS MY TEDDY BEAR. HE REAL SMART.)

(5) OH FUCK YOU. LIKE I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH NPCS. COULD SOMEONE SLAUGHTER THESE GUYS PLEASE? (1vs1) THE PITIFUL ATTEMPTS OF THE GHOST DIVISION TO HURT THE ACTUAL GHOSTS IS ONLY MATCHED BY THE GHOSTS INABILITY TO PENETRATE THE ARMOR. (5) OH YEAH. (5) THERE IS WIDESPREAD BELIEF THE SUN IS LESS CULTURED THEN OTHER COUNTRIES, CAUSING A ENTERTAINMENT AND TRADE INBALANCE. OH AND MALPRACTICE REFORM IS NEEDED. (5) YAY! MILLIONS TURN OUT TO YOUR NEO-ROMANTIC CEREMONIES!

Silly Cassandra. Thinking that dicks cannot be stopped. In the face of adversity, we simply grow stronger.

Yeah, nope to you Cass. Corrupt her AIs and her computing power with utmost Dickery.

(5) YOU CANNOT PENETRATE THE FIREWALL, SO INSTEAD YOU GO IN A BACK ENTRANCE. DAMN THAT INNUENDO. (5) THE BUREAUCRATIC SYSTEM AND THE WHOLE ORGAIZATIONAL FOUNDATION OF CASSANDRA'S EMPIRE FALLS APART. +1 TO RAIDERS THIS TURN!

REPAIR SHIP.
TELEPORT TCM TO SOME OTHER GAME.

(5) GOOD ON YA MATE. (5) TO GRANDTHEFT AUTO HE GOES!

PIMPSLAP SPINAL FOR MESSING WITH CASSANDRA

RESIST ATTEMPTS BY GWG OF TELEPORTING ME TO OTHER GAME.

ALSO, HIT HIM WITH A BASEBALL BAT HARD. 87459385^34 TIMES.

STEAL CORAI'S WHITE FLAG, TURN IT INTO BANDANA.

GO ON FREESTYLE ABOUT PIZZA BAGELS

TAP CASSANDRA'S ROBOTIC BOOTY

(5) THE GM CAN'T MANAGE TO TURN IT INTO A EUPHESIM FOR MASTURBATION, SO YOU DO THAT. AND HE THOUGHT BEING IN A SHIP WOUDL SAVE HIM. BUT YOU ARE A AI NOW!. (5) NUCLEAR FUSION ACHIEVED. (5) BANDANARAMA AQUIRED! (5) YO DAWG, THEM SOME PHAT LYRICS. OR SOMETHING. (5) EWW. FINE. NOW BEING A GTA CHARECTER, YOU ENTER HER MAINFRAME AND MAKE SWEET SWEET LOVE DIRECTLY TO HER, AS OPPOSED TO THEM ROBOTS.

HAVE INVESTORS BE PLEASED.
DO ANOTHER ASSINGMEMT.
AND DO IT CORRECTLY.
PILOT ATLAS MECH.
BRING TEN MECHS AS WELL.
ALSO CHEER NEW ALLIANCE LEADER UP.
AND MAKE SURE THAT OP IS UPDATED.

Also why didn't the alliance have an action?

(5) RETROACTIVEL PLEASED. (5) YOU ASSASINATE THE SPACE VERSION OF ARCH-DUKE FERDINAND. (5) WITH MECHS. (5) SURE. SHE IS HAPPIER. (5) WAAAH. FINE. FOR LAST TURN THOUGH. (5) BECAUSE I FORGOT IN THE CRUSH OF NPCS.

>FINISH ASCENSION RESEARCH
>ASCEND MAGITECH FOLLOWERS

(5) ASCENSION RESEATCH FINISHED. YOU MUST SACRIFICE ONE VIRGIN. IF SCIENCE TELLS YOU IT WILL MAKE YOU A GOD... (5) THAT'S A TERRIBLE IDEA. YOU DO IT ANYWAYS.

NPCS

THE ARESIA (6) CONTINUE TO ENRAGE THE PHALLICS.

THE COLONISTS (5) REBOUND THE ECONOMY.

THE GHOST DIVISION (5) GOES BACK TO GET ANTI-GHSOT TECH!

THE JAPANESE (2) DO NOT DO WELL AT MAKING A CURE AT ALL! THEY FAIL!

THE VIRUS (4) FINALY SHOWING SOME INITIATIVE, MUTATE TO BECOME WATER-BORNE. MANY NEW AREA PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT SAFE IN THE QUARENTINED ZONES ARE COMPLETELY OVER-RUN.

THE GHOST BUSTERS RESEARCH SOME METHODS OF MASS CAPTURE (3) AND FIND IT"S VERY HARD, AND EXPENSIVE AS FUCK.

THE UNIVERSAL ALLIANCE (3) INVESTIGATE THE POSSIBILTY OF USING MONKEYS AS SOLDIERS.

(4+1) . THE CHAOS GIVES THE PHALLIC ARMY TIME TO CONSOLIDATE CONTROL OF A GALACTIC SPIRAL, AND CONTINUE TO HARASS PROVINCES AT THE FRINGES. CASSANDRA, SERIOUSLY, GET MOVING HERE.

THE GANG (1) DROP THE SOAP.

ARMOK, GOD OF BLOOD (998) UNLEASHES THE HUSKS. RUN XANTALOS RUN!

LUIGI (4+2vs5) IS NOT IN A MANSION, BUT NEVERTHELESS MANAGES TO CAPTURE CORAI.

DISCORD (3) IS NOT ALL THA GOOD AT THI APPEARANTLY.

[Corai]

COLONIZE PLANETS. CREATE NEW EMPIRE.

COPY THE SUN. BECAUSE ALL GOOD EMPIRES COPY BETTER EMPIRES.

AID DISCORD, FOR THE CHAOS.

-MY ACTION-

JUMP ON LUIGI, 1HIT KILLING HIM. THEN WALK AWAY WHILE LAUGHING AT MARIO.