Turn 16: Happy Birthday!CUT GWG TO PIECES TIL' HE'S DECEASED
SNATCH CASSANDRA'S ASS OFF THE STREETS
FUCK PEACE
LET NIGGAS KNOW IT'S ON FOR LIFE
TELL NPC GANG TO SHOOT OTHER NPCS WITH THEIR BETTER GUNS
(5) YOU CUT A ROBOT INTO PIECES. WITH YOUR AWESOME. (5) THAT SOUNDS SEXUAL. YOU DO THAT. CASSANDRA ENJOYS IT BECAUSE SHE'S A VERY KINKY
GIRL ROBOT. (5) SURE. (5) THEY RECIEVE ORDERS.
Bow to Westside, as a religious conversion to wigger will help me align with both foreign powers and the wiggers within my people.
Siege Cassandras throne room, coordinating actions with TCM. Ensure we (only my forces) don't take any action past that.
(5) SURE. (5) SHE IS HAVING SEX WITH TCM AT THE MOMENT, SO YOU JUST ATTACK. YOU ENTER THE THRONE.
Tilt forward blade. Then blast TCM into monotomic dust. Eradicate his gangs. Eject Spinal from my damned Bridge, where the throne room is located. Have Ghostbusters trap Spinal. Being a massive warship has it's perks. Fly back to Andromeda.
Forward Blade being the front of the ship.
(5) YOU RUDELY ANNHILIATE YOUR LOVER MID-ORGASM. (5vs2) HIS GANG IS EQUALLY CONFUSED, AND IS SCATTERED TO THE WIND. (5) FLOATING PENIS EJECTED. (5) SPINAL IS TRAPPED. ONE CAN ONLY IMAGINE WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO WITH IT. HIS PHALLIC ARMY CONTINUES TO RUN AMOK. (5) ANDROMEDA RE-COLONIZED. THE PHALLIC ARMY STOWS BEHIND AND BEGINS RAMPAGING ACROSS SPACE, KILLING AND LOOTING VARIOUS SITES.
INSTATAME A DRAGON, THEN FLY AROUND ON MY DRAGON KILLING THE GOBBOS BY THROWING DRAGONS AND OTHER GOBBOS AT THEM. ALSO KILLING THEM WITH MY SWORD AND 50 BILLION SHIELDS. BLOCKING THE ARROWS AND BOLTS WITH SAID SHIELDS.
(5) SURE. YOU DON'T HAVE THE SWORD OR SHILDS, BUT YOU STEAL SOME FROM THE GOBLINS. (5-4) SILLY XANTALOS, CAVE DRAGONS CAN'T FLY! (5) MANY GOBLINS ARE BRAINED BY SHIELDS.
DESTROY MILITARY SUPPLIERS. HIRE GHOST DIVISION AS MERCENARIES TO HELP(I created you! You owe me a favor!). HIRE TCM'S GANGSTERS TO HELP(I armed you! You owe me a favor!).
IF NEITHER HELP, ATTACK ANYWAY.
IN ORDER TO KEEP GOOD PR, HAVE SOME ABCS RUN AROUND HELPING THE POOR AND SAVING PEOPLE FROM BURNING BUILDINGS. AND STUFF.
SHIT I FORGOT. HERE.
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The fuck.
(1) ONE IS LOYAL TO YOINK, THE OTHER IS DEAD. AND LOYAL TO TCM. (5vs4) THE MILITARY SUPPLIERS ARE SIEGED. (5) DECIDING TO BE LESS DICKISH,YOU REBUILD THE VARIOUS ORPHANAGES YOU BLEW UP.
...GREAT NAME.
MAKE CAPTAIN OVERKILL MY OFFICIAL TITLE.
BE GLADE NO POTENTIAL HOSTS COULD HAVE SURVIVED.
(5) CAPTAIN OVERKILL IT IS. (5) YOU ARE CUT UP, SO YOU RESPAWN AS GLADE. YOUR GLADINESS IS GLAD NO HOSTS COULD HAVE SURVIVED EXCEPT THE ESCAPED TEST SUBJECTS AND REMIANING SCIENTISTS.
>GHOST DIVISION WIPE OUT CORAI AND ABCS ONCE AND FOR ALL WITH THEIR +1
>ASSEMBLE A BOARD OF EXPERTS IN A FORTIFIED OFFICE BUILDING, HAVE THEM PERUSE ALL RECORDS OF RECENT CONFLICT AND WORK OUT JUST WHO THE FUCK NEEDS ARRESTING THE MOST FOR WAR CRIMES AND SUCH
>HAVE MISTER TINKLES REVIEW THE ARESIA'S RECENT FUCK-UPS AND SUGGEST A COURSE OF ACTION. GODDAMN. I'M NOT TOUCHING THAT CONFUSING SHIT WITH A TEN FOOT POLE.
>HAVE UNIVERSE DEFENCE AGENCY (I FORGOT THEIR NAME ALREADY) LOOK INTO THREAT OF VIRUS CREATED BY SCIENTISTS. SEE IF IT THREATENS SUN. IF SO, SEND THEM TO FIX IT.
>ALSO HIRE THE MOST BADASS BODYGUARD I CAN FIND, WHEREVER IN THE UNIVERSE, TO GUARD THE QUEEN. IDEALLY GIVE HER A +1 IN COMBAT AND STUFF.
>POINT OUT ON TELEVISION JUST HOW EVIL CORAI IS. I MEAN, SERIOUSLY. HIS ARGUMENT HAS MORE HOLES THAN TCM'S CHARACTER ON YAFB RTD.
(2vs1,5) CORAI ESCAPES, BUT ABCS MEMBERS ARE SLAUGHTERED MERCILESSLY. EXCEPT THE ONES BUILDING ORPHANAGES. (5) ALL SORTS OF PEOPLE. CASSANDRA AND SPINAL ARE CURRENTLY FIGHTING. ONE HAS A PHALLIC ARMY LOOTING AND PILLAGING, THE OTHER IS A DEBAUCHED ROBOT. (5) HE SUGGESTS THEY FOCUS ON ELIMINATING OTHER NPCS. LIEK ThE GANGSTAS, IF THEY WERE STILL ALIVE. (5) IT IS CURRENTLY ON TERRA, SO IS NOT THREAT. THEY RECCOMEND INCREASING RESTRICTIONS OF IMMIGRANTS AND VISITORS. (5) YOU DECIDE TO HIRE MISKO, THE MOST BADASS IN THE UNIVERSE. HE IS TOO BUSY GMING, SO YOU SETTLE FOR CHUCK NORRIS INSTEAD. (5) THE PEOPLE AGREE. HE IS PRETTY DAMN EVIL.
>FINE, ENTER ECONOMIC GOLDEN AGE
>BECOME DRAGONBORN AND CALL ALL DRAGONS TO MAGITECH
>IF CORAI FAILS TO HIRE THEM, CORRUPT GHOST DIVISION WITH MONEY
>HAVE LOYAL EXTREMIST INFILTRATE AND TORCH YOINK'S ARCHIVES
(5) AWESOME. YOU BUILD SUPER AWESOME STUFF. (5) SURE. DRAGONIC CULTURE PEACEFULLY INTERMINGLES. (5vs3+2) THEY ARE TOO LOYAL TO FIGHTING. I MEAN, THEY'RE TANKS, WHAT DO THEY WANT WITH MONEY? (5) ARCHIVES TORCHED ANYWAY.
ALRIGHT THEN. RETURN TO PHYSICAL REALM, EXPLODIFY CASSANDRA.
(5) IGNORING BOTH OF THE PHYSICS SISTERS AND YOUR CHILDREN, YOU RETURN TO THE PHYSICAL REALM. CASSANDRA GOES BOOM.
Why did you not kidnap German scientists then? Or Korean scientists? Nope. You are racist.
And did you make sure that the ABCS members you ruthlessly murdered have committed crimes? They could be a in-name only member. Or somebody who helped children. Murderer, you killed Little Jimmy's best friend.
And SHOW ME WHERE YOU HAVE DEMONS IN YOUR EMPIRE. SHOW ME THE SATANIC ABOMINATIONS.
"...LET ME EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU FOR, WHAT? THE THIRD OR FOURTH TIME?
THERE WAS A GROUP OF JAPANESE SCIENTISTS ON ANOTHER PLANET WHO WERE HAVING GREAT SUCCESS IN DEVELOPING A METHOD TO PREVENT THE DESTRUCTION OF THE UNIVERSE. THE SUN, OBVIOUSLY, WOULD HAVE BEEN DESTROYED ALONG WITH EVERYTHING ELSE.
I KIDNAPPED THEM (YES, I WON'T LIE, I KIDNAPPED THEM. THIS IS A CASE WHERE THE PHRASE 'FOR THE GREATER GOOD' ACTUALLY APPLIES) TO SAVE MY COUNTRY, MY PLANET, FROM ASSURED DESTRUCTION.
WHAT DO YOU KNOW, IT WORKED. I CARED NOT FOR WHAT RACE SAID SCIENTISTS WERE, ONLY THAT THEY COULD SAVE US.
AS FOR THE ABCS, I HAVE TRIED LESSER SOLUTIONS, I TRIED TO NEGOTIATE, THAT FAILED. THEY ARE A THREAT TO EVERYONE ON THE SUN. I DO NOT KILL AT RANDOM, I AM METHODICALLY EXTERMINATING THOSE PROVEN AS A THREAT TO MY PEOPLE. IF THEY CHOOSE TO IDENTIFY AS A MEMBER OF SUCH AN ORGANIZATION, AFTER THE HORRORS THEY HAVE COMMITTED AND AFTER ALL MY ATTEMPTS AT DEFUSING THE SITUATION AND ENDING THE CONFLICT, THEY ARE EITHER FOOLISH OR TRULY, UNFORGIVABLY EVIL.
AS FOR DEMONS, NONE AS FAR AS I KNOW. THAT SORT OF THING IS WHAT MY SECRET SERVICE IS SUPPOSED TO PREVENT."
...>TELEVISE THAT PREVIOUS SPEECH. IT'S TOO GOOD TO WASTE, MAN.
(5) WHATEVER.
BE ONSCREEN.
AS FOR DEMONS, NONE AS FAR AS I KNOW. THAT SORT OF THING IS WHAT MY SECRET SERVICE IS SUPPOSED TO PREVENT."
So, you admit it! You have your agencies systematically massacre innocent people for simply being of a different species! Yoink is a filthy racist!
And also, you said they were having great success! Why kidnap them then for any other reason than torture, rape, or other such deeds? Perhaps so they will bend to your sick and cruel methods? It is the only explanation for this random kidnapping of people WHO WERE ALREADY FINISHING UP. And, if I might say, I created said scientists when I created the Japanese NPC! Thus, you kidnapped my children!
No, i'm not good at debate.
FURTHERMORE, the ABCS do what they must to overthrow your criminal government and instate a just one! You have put criminals in charge of the police force. You have rescued criminals from the hands of justice in regions OUT of your jurisdiction. You have massacred innocent people without trial as well!
"GOOD GRIEF, CORAI. THAT ANTI-LOGIC IS QUITE BAFFLING IN ITS INTENSITY.
SO MUCH SO, IN FACT, THAT YOUR MAD RAVING IS QUITE CLEARLY WORKING AGAINST YOU IN THIS SITUATION. YOUR ARGUMENTS TWIST BACK AROUND AND DEVOUR THEMSELVES AS THEY GO ON, MUCH LIKE THE WORLD-SERPENT OF MYTHOLOGY DEVOURS ITS OWN TAIL."
>TURN TOWARDS CAMERAS.
"I APOLOGIZE TO ALL THE VIEWERS AT HOME FOR HAVING TO SEE SUCH INSANITY. THANKFULLY, IT SHALL NOW... END."
>LOCK DOORS OF STUDIO, TRAPPING CORAI WITHIN.
>TURN OFF THE CAMERAS AS THE GHOST SQUAD COMPLETE THEIR MISSION.
EDIT: >TAKE COVER ON THE FLOOR AS THEY RIDDLE CORAI WITH BULLETS (USING THE +1, REMEMBER!)
(5) YOU DO SO (5vs1+1) HOWEVER, THEIR TRAINING CANNOT OVERCOME CORAI'S INSUBSTANTIALITY, AND HE FADES AWAY.
ACCEPT OFFER.
PILOT AWESOME.
HIRE PEOPLE TO MAINTAIN MECHS AND PILOTS OF TANKS, PLANES AND SPACESHIP.
ALSO OBTAIN LARGE BASE TO LIVE AT.
(5) ACCEPTION OCCURED. (5) ALL ARE DONE.
NPCSTHE ARESIA (3) ALL OF THE HOSTILE NPCS ARE DEAD, SO THEY JUST SORTA DO MOB THINGS.
THE COLONISTS (2) SUFFER MAJOR SETBACKS IN THE ECONOMY.
THE GHOST DIVISION (1) FIND A CHEAP MYSTIC WHO SELLS THEM CRAPPY GHOST CATCHING STUFF. THEY ARE ROBBED BLIND.
THE UNIVERSAL ALLIANCE (4) FIND A METHOD OF STOPPING UNIVERSAL COLLAPSES.
ARMOK, GOD OF BLOOD (999vs5) IS BORED. HE DECIDES TO ADD MAGMA. LOTS OF MAGMA. HE WONDERS IF XANTALOS CAN SWIM. JUST IN CASE HE UNLEASHES THE DEMONS.
THE JAPANESE (4) CONVINCE GOVERNMENTS TO START CLOSING BORDERS.
THE VIRUS (1) HAS A FEW HOSTS DIE TOO QUICKLY. IS NOW CONFINED.
THE PHALLIC ARMY (5) SACKS A PLANET, AND TAKES OVER. THEY QUICKLY CAPITALIZE AND SEND OUT MORE RAIDERS TO ATTACK CASSANDRA
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