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Why can the omnipotent manage to be incompotent?

The infighting is causing too much trouble.
- 10 (30.3%)
People won't let me do as I please!
- 6 (18.2%)
NPC's are OP, and are ruining my plans.
- 2 (6.1%)
The GM is a bastard, under-powering my actions
- 7 (21.2%)
I have no opinion on this matter.
- 8 (24.2%)

Total Members Voted: 33


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Author Topic: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE: LONG NAMES. Y'ALL COMPENSATIN FOR SOMETHING?  (Read 68646 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #15 on: November 17, 2012, 08:07:27 am »

STOP TERRORIZING. I'M NOT THE RE5 RED QUEEN.
IMPROVE LAB.
CREATE SPACE SHIP.
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Tavik Toth

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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #16 on: November 17, 2012, 09:26:59 am »

Take archangel from gundam to new planet
Turn sun back on.
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Greenstarfanatic

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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #17 on: November 17, 2012, 10:46:16 am »

Peel giant banana and leave it somewhere near the Rocket site! Then, fly off to visit the new Earth!
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misko27

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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #18 on: November 17, 2012, 10:47:27 am »

Peel giant banana and leave it somewhere near the Rocket site! Then, fly off to visit the new Earth!
Which launch site? There are at least a dozen a this point.
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da_nang

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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #19 on: November 17, 2012, 10:51:32 am »

>SET UP TOLL BOOTHS ON THE PATH TO THE NEW EARTH
>TAX THE SHIT OUT OF ALL TRAVELERS
>ARREST ALL THAT REFUSE TO PAY UP
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Greenstarfanatic

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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #20 on: November 17, 2012, 11:18:46 am »

Peel giant banana and leave it somewhere near the Rocket site! Then, fly off to visit the new Earth!
Which launch site? There are at least a dozen a this point.
Oh. Really? Well, the one sending the colonists to the new Earth. I guess.
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #21 on: November 17, 2012, 11:27:19 am »

Kill bassass, the most feared pirate in the 18 solar plexi.
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miauw62

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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #22 on: November 17, 2012, 12:24:10 pm »

GIVE SUPER ASSASIN A HUG. AN EXPLOSIVE HUG.
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Cassandra

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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #23 on: November 17, 2012, 01:59:51 pm »

Send a minion to telefrag the super assassin. Fly off to Titan.
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misko27

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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #24 on: November 17, 2012, 05:13:43 pm »

*PSA*

The GM would like to remind you that, while given your substantial gifts from the RNG, Hostile NPCs are to be dealt with. Remember, there is a 1/3 chance you cannot kill them any given turn, and there is a 1/6 chance they manage to kill you, which if hey attempt to do often enough, will happen. Because being dead may fuck up your various plans, please be advised that killing them is wise.

Unless it makes them all angry.
« Last Edit: November 17, 2012, 07:57:30 pm by misko27 »
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Corai

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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #25 on: November 17, 2012, 06:57:35 pm »

Win over the governor's support. Use political influence to denounce peace. Encourage war. Against terrorists.
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ansontan2000

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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #26 on: November 17, 2012, 07:30:10 pm »

Create a spaceship capable of travelling to Alpha Centauri in seconds.
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Xantalos

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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #27 on: November 17, 2012, 07:48:51 pm »

IMPLODE THE PLANET TO BE COLONIZED WITH OLD SPICE!
MAKE OTHER PLANET OUT OF OLD SPICE CONTAINERS
COLONIZE THERE
« Last Edit: November 17, 2012, 08:00:52 pm by Xantalos »
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #28 on: November 17, 2012, 07:53:30 pm »

IMPLODE THE PLANET TO BE COLONIZED WITH OLD SPICE!
Why??
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Corai

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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #29 on: November 17, 2012, 07:55:04 pm »

IMPLODE THE PLANET TO BE COLONIZED WITH OLD SPICE!

I AM UNABLE TO IMPEDE DUE TO ALREADY HAVING AN ACTION. INSTEAD, DISAGREE.
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