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Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« Reply #60 on: December 05, 2012, 10:39:42 pm »
Evolve

1: Reality, annoyed by your blathering, decides to make you emit an obnoxious beeping noise. Bright immediately turns to you.

Learn cereal cannon

6: You try to form a cereal cannon anyways. Reality sarcastically give you an eldritch cannon that will vaporize the Earth if you ever try to use it.

Use cereal cannon on Bright

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Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« Reply #61 on: December 05, 2012, 10:48:23 pm »
[Y].  [Y] ALL THE WAY.
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Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« Reply #62 on: December 05, 2012, 11:05:32 pm »
Quote from: Thecard on December 05, 2012, 10:48:23 pm
[Y].  [Y] ALL THE WAY.
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES.
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Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« Reply #63 on: December 05, 2012, 11:15:03 pm »
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Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« Reply #64 on: December 05, 2012, 11:20:33 pm »
I mean come on, why would you even need to ask?
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on March 04, 2012, 01:16:15 pm
I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
OOC: Dachshundofdoom: This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with goddamn VUVUZELAS.
Quote from: Sirus on October 08, 2013, 08:07:04 pm
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Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« Reply #65 on: December 06, 2012, 06:43:51 am »
FIRE MAIN CANNON!
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Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« Reply #66 on: December 06, 2012, 07:25:24 am »
In answer to Y/N, Dude. You are playing an RTD about being a cereal box, on bay12. Did you honestly think there is anyone on this site that wouldn't blow everything up?

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Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« Reply #67 on: December 06, 2012, 07:30:05 am »
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Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« Reply #68 on: December 06, 2012, 09:59:27 am »
Shoot cannon at Bright

Thinking that this would be a brilliant idea, you immediately aim your cannon at Bright. Before he could stop you you let loose massive temporal energy that proceeded to

6: remove existence of the Earth and leave a black hole there.

GAME OVER(?)

Somewhere in a far past

You reload your pistol while they searches for you. It is hazy to your cereal self right now what you did, or why you are having flashbacks.

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Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« Reply #69 on: December 06, 2012, 11:23:27 am »
Hide in shadows, kill all from the shadows.
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Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« Reply #70 on: December 06, 2012, 03:20:51 pm »
Hide in shadows.  When/if they pass by run straight towards them, screaming as loud as possible.  Shoot everything that looks remotely alive.
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Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« Reply #71 on: December 06, 2012, 03:28:53 pm »
Evolve wings.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on March 04, 2012, 01:16:15 pm
I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
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Quote from: Sirus on October 08, 2013, 08:07:04 pm
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Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« Reply #72 on: December 06, 2012, 04:43:08 pm »
Quote from: Thecard on December 06, 2012, 03:28:53 pm
Evolve wings.
+1 if possible. If not,

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Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« Reply #73 on: December 07, 2012, 05:27:16 am »
Evolve Wings

Nope. You're human.

Hide in shadows

2: You attempt to hide in a shadow, but then you heard footsteps behind you as you turn down the hallway to find three asian men dressed in innocuous everyday clothes. You would think that they're tourists if they weren't aiming their guns at you. One of them have a machine gun.

Run at them, screaming as loud as possible

6: "I'LL KILL YOU ALL!" You let loose a warcry that shocked the three mobsters and caught them off guard. You took this opportunity to run at them. However, you screamed so loud some security officers are coming. They hid their guns fast enough, and ran. Great, just great. All guards in this building will try to kill you now.

Shoot everything that looks remotely alive

5: You can't believe that the guards actually didn't notice when one of them dropped his machine gun. Well, at least you got heavy weapon.

You proceed to mow down everyone in the two hallways. Even the plants, the doors, and an ant.

The emergency siren is still on, however.
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Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« Reply #74 on: December 07, 2012, 06:04:37 am »
SHOOT THE SIREN
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