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[Furtuka]

Become Cereal planet

[hops]

Become Cereal planet

3: You wish to become a cereal planet, so that you can replace Earth. Reality grants you your wish, and you become a cereal planet, active milk tectonics and all.

However, your planet is still without life, and therefore lacks sufficient CO2 to shield you from the sun. It seemed that the Gaia Hypothesis is true, because you are feeling pain.

[Xantalos]

Create life in the form of walking barbecues.

[GreatWyrmGold]

No, remake cereals. The grains. Make plants.

[Xantalos]

Both.

[hops]

Reality tells you that since now you're an omnipotent cosmic being it thinks that you're ready to work by yourself now.
Shit.

Ability: Wish removed.

Create life in the form of walking barbecues.

3: Fine, not like you need that pretentious douchebag when you were a human anyway (not counting the cereal cannon). Now, you think you remember how life-forms are created.

You exert your willpower into the complex system of planet Cereal to manipulate the superstrings of the universe and attracting a meteor full of DNA.

It crashes into you and fast-forwarding into the future they have evoled under your care to become humanoids and beasts that hilariously resemble oversized food.

You still can't make bacon-beasts, though, because of some dumb scientific limitation.

No, remake cereals. The grains. Make plants.

You are not even rolling for this one. Your attempt to create bacon-beasts have already fulfilled this.

[Xantalos]

Develop civilization among the BBQ people.

[GreatWyrmGold]

I doubt it, I was trying to make the actual grains and it sounds more like I made sentient Cheerios.
Was this assumption correct?

[Origami_Psycho]

grow your planets size up until the point that any more increase would cause it to collapse into a star, then split, forming more planets.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Um, do you mean to gas-giant sizes or brown-dwarf sizes?

[hops]

I doubt it, I was trying to make the actual grains and it sounds more like I made sentient Cheerios.
Was this assumption correct?

Well, there are weird-looking wheats made from evolution, and not a bit from your divine intervention, but they're red, and is boring and not food-themed.

Develop civilization among the BBQ people.

1: Not to mention that they're POISONOUS. You are now starting to feel guilty for convincing the chief of the BBQ people to move all his kins and attempt to farm in the devilwheat plains.

Grow your planets size up until the point that any more increase would cause it to collapse into a star, then split, forming more planets.

4: But even though there are other humanoid civilization to care about, the crazy Bananas people launched their scheme (with your influence, of course) to increase the size of planet Cereal. They know shitall about divine physics, of course, so they never saw it coming when one day you exploded into two pieces. One of the two planet flew out of orbit, but you are still able to exert control over it.

You are now basically a hivemind.

[Xantalos]

Summon Yog-Sothoth

[Corai]

Punch out God and take over Heaven through violent conquest. Do the same to purgatory and Hell. And the Void. Heck, do it to all afterlifes.

[hops]

Summon Yog-Sothoth

2: Through visiting dreams and supernatural influence, you tries to inspire someone to create a cult to summon Yog-sothoth, as you are too weak yourself on the eldritch horror rung to call him by yourself. However, the cultists were all arrested by the pickle polices before any was done.

Punch out God and take over Heaven through violent conquest. Do the same to purgatory and Hell. And the Void. Heck, do it to all afterlifes

1: Reality IS the God. You suffer an asteroid strike for even thinking of trying to fight it.

[Xantalos]

Build up fire resistance in preparation to eat the sun.