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[Thecard]

Yeah, remember?  She told his men to not eat the cows on her Isle, and they didn't when Odysseus was there to command them, but a'fore he could even fluff his pillow they had that shit on Bar-B-Q.

You're thinking of Helios, the Sun God. Hera was the one that hated Hercules.

I coulda sworn... Yes.  It was Helios.  My bad.
But Hera was a cow-goddess, right?

derails aside, can we have some consensus on elf-murder techniques for the immediate future?

Stabbing with sharp things tends to work well.  So does any form of fire, really.

[Gamerlord]

Yeah, remember?  She told his men to not eat the cows on her Isle, and they didn't when Odysseus was there to command them, but a'fore he could even fluff his pillow they had that shit on Bar-B-Q.

You're thinking of Helios, the Sun God. Hera was the one that hated Hercules.

I coulda sworn... Yes.  It was Helios.  My bad.
But Hera was a cow-goddess, right?

*strangles*

That's HATHOR and she was EGYPTIAN, not Greek! Hera was the bloody wife of Zeus.

derails aside, can we have some consensus on elf-murder techniques for the immediate future?

Eon Manipulation on Fireballs gave me an idea... since slowing fire is basically slowing oxidation, can we use that to basically just kill the enemy by stopping the most basic processes of their body? Or slowing down/speeding up their heart in comparison to the rest of their body?

[Mlamlah]

We could, but honestly it's just easier to catapult their heads forward into the future.

[Gamerlord]

But a more intricate approach might be more likely to give us a cool gift if we nat 20.

[racnor]

Actually, Hera is a goddess of cows, among other things.

[Thecard]

Actually, Hera is a goddess of cows, among other things.

Yeah, see?
Each pantheon had their own deities for their own stuff.  All the gods have a sphere, there's not a 'housewife' sphere.  (Actually, is there?)

I mean come on, why can't you accept the fact that she's a strong cow god that don't need no man?

[Gamerlord]

Actually, Hera is a goddess of cows, among other things.

Yeah, see?
Each pantheon had their own deities for their own stuff.  All the gods have a sphere, there's not a 'housewife' sphere.  (Actually, is there?)

I mean come on, why can't you accept the fact that she's a strong cow god that don't need no man?

Because she was basically goddess of the 'housewife' sphere.

[Thecard]

Oh, right.  The thread.

We could, but honestly it's just easier to catapult their heads forward into the future.

Because she was basically goddess of the 'housewife' sphere.

Really?

[Gamerlord]

More or less.

[Remalle]

I believe it was more specifically marriage, but housewife fits

[Thecard]

She... did have cows though, right?

[GreatWyrmGold]

What other gods want us? And how many gods would shun us for worshipping Nocteclaw, but not for being a night troll

Who knows? Maybe even Sol  will accept us under certain conditions. We know almost nothing about the Pantheon.

Well, we do know that Sol hates Nocteclaw and presumably hates all servants of Nocteclaw. We also know that night trolls were created from Nocteclaw. Therefore, it's a fair guess that followers of Sol who don't run from us will have a kill-on-sight mentality.

derails aside, can we have some consensus on elf-murder techniques for the immediate future?

Stab them with the spear?
...It's late, cut me some slack.

Actually, Hera is a goddess of cows, among other things.

Yeah, see?
Each pantheon had their own deities for their own stuff.  All the gods have a sphere, there's not a 'housewife' sphere.  (Actually, is there?)
I mean come on, why can't you accept the fact that she's a strong cow god that don't need no man?

Because she was basically goddess of the 'housewife' sphere.

Not mutually exclusive with the cow thing.
I've never heard of Hera being a cow goddess though, so...*shrugs*

[Ukrainian Ranger]

Well, we do know that Sol hates Nocteclaw and presumably hates all servants of Nocteclaw

That's why I'd rather not serve Nocteclaw

We also know that night trolls were created from Nocteclaw.

Created is not a right word, it wasn't a conscious act from anyone. Night trolls appeared accidentally

Therefore, it's a fair guess that followers of Sol who don't run from us will have a kill-on-sight mentality.

True. But I said under certain conditions

[gman8181]

So am I right in assuming that no one feels particularly strong about what course of action to take thus far?  I'd also appreciate hearing what some of you think regarding my previously stated plan about the trap with illusions/pit/possible last resort fire.

[racnor]

So am I right in assuming that no one feels particularly strong about what course of action to take thus far?  I'd also appreciate hearing what some of you think regarding my previously stated plan about the trap with illusions/pit/possible last resort fire.

I love the plan.