FUCK YUOU PICKLE DEMON! BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THE PICKLE DEMON SO HARD, HE BARFS OUT ASURA WHILE STILL INTACT. COMBINE ASURA AND KRATOS, INFUSE IT WITH RAGE! MAKE A RAGE THRALL!
YOU ATTACK THE PICKLE DEMON! THE PICKLE DEMON THROWS A PUNCH AT YOU, BUT YOU TIWST OUT OF THE WAY AND GRAB AT IT'S GREEN, SLIMY WRIST. IT WAS PREPARED, THOUGH, AND SLAMS YOU ONTO THE GROUND! THAT HURT, FUCKER. YOU RAGE EXTRA HARD, HITTING YOUR MAX.
YOUR ANGER REACHES INFINITY AND REALITY ITSELF, TEARING IT'S WAY THROUGH IN A BALL OF PURE FURY.SOME SLIGHTLY PISSED SPACE MARINES ARE MADE YOUR ANGERS BITCH BEFORE THEY KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM.
AS YOU INCINERATE THE PICKLE DEMON THROUGH PURE ANGER (I.E EYE LASERS) YOU ABSORB THE ANGER OF THE ANGRY MARINES, PUSHING YOUR RAGE BEYOND INIFNITY.
you have now reached negative rage.
Without the churros, nothing else matters...
Kill self.
oh geeze. you would, you really would, but that would make your mom sad and that would make you sad and then everything would be sad.
sorry.
MAKE ANGER CHURROS. STUFF THEM INTO GREATWYRMGOLD. LAUGH. CONSUME OTHER CHURROS CHURROS
TEACH THE ESTONIANS WHAT IT MEANS TO RUIN MY NAMING COUNTRY SCORE, AND BEAT THE E OUT OF THEIR NAME
WHILE AT IT, BEAT THE BORDERS IN AFRICA TILL ONE UNITED AFRICA. I WILL NEVER LOSE POINTS DUE TO WANTON COLONIALIST TOMFOOLERY AGAIN!!!!!!
oh geeze. you don't quite know what this means!
you make some churros and hand them to charity. maybe they'll feed poor starving children in Africa and Estonia. are there starving children in estonia? oh, you hope you didn't offend anyone!
BECOME AN ANGRY MARINE
you asked but they were mean and said they didn't want you. the poor guys looked so stressed out and half-digested... you gave them a backrub to try to help.
now your arm is broken. and your leg. and your face. and your sternum. you hope you helped them calm down.
OOPS.
I SWEAR THAT WASN'T INTENTIONAL!
AWESOME, THOUGH.
UM, SMASH SOMETHING ANGELS LIKE.
why would you want to hurt anything?
you make some pottery and give it to the church. maybe they can get it to the angels?
FIND SUPERMAN. RAGE HIS FACE SO HARD HE BECOMES PURE SOLAR-POWERED RAGE AND RAGES ALL OVER THE.PENGUINS IN ANTARTICA.
OH WAIT, RAGE TOSS SOME PENGUINS TO ANTARTICA FIRST.
oh geeze. you don't think you're capable of hurting penguins! they're just so cute and fluffy and adorable. you sit down and watch March of the Penguins with superman and have a good feelings jam on a pile of soft pillows.
why do you suddenly feel so effeminate?
MAKE THE GM MY BUTLER.
AFTER BEATING HIM HALF TO DEATH WITH A WATERMELON. MADE OF RAIG.
*MEOW*
I am the GM. I am not your butler. I am offended you would-
stop.
stop no.
stop meowing dammit how can I finish my badass boast with you meowing like a damn kitten?"SOLOMON GRO-UNDY KILL WEAKLING SUPERMAN, CRUSH WITH FIST, EAT ANGRY MARINES NECK. NOT KNOW MEANING OF MAD, GRO-UNDY GOOD TEACH!!!"
Gro-Undy eviscerates a unicorn, and makes a hood from its leather, and dubs it the Ragehat.
uhh, uhh, no, sir, please don't, please, that unicorn didn't do anything to you, please, if you just calm down maybe you could talk it out, maybe have some tea or, or maybe some candies, we can talk this out like human beings and, no please, don't do that with its skin, that's just gross. oh geeze, oh geeze, oh geeze.
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