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Author Topic: YOU'RE REALLY quite a nice person, really.  (Read 16377 times)

Karnewarrior

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YOU'RE REALLY quite a nice person, really.
« on: November 06, 2012, 10:38:18 am »

 YOU ARE GREATLY ANGERED BY THIS TRANSGRESSION. YOU TOLD THE WOMAN NO PICKLES. BUT THERE WERE PICKLES.

 AND YOU ARE GREATLY ANGERED.

 FEED YOUR ANGER.
« Last Edit: November 07, 2012, 10:26:20 pm by Karnewarrior »
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Re: YOU'RE REALLY MAD.
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2012, 10:38:52 am »

Punch the living shit out of that bitch!
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Re: YOU'RE REALLY MAD.
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2012, 10:45:09 am »

FEED YOUR ANGER WITH PICKLES.
« Last Edit: November 06, 2012, 10:48:07 am by Demonic Spoon »
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Re: YOU'RE REALLY MAD.
« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2012, 10:49:23 am »

FEED YOUR ANGER WITH PICKLES
HELL NO.

YOU GODDAMN HATE PICKLES.

YOU REALLY GODDAMN HATE PICKLES.

Punch the living shit out of that bitch!
YOU BEAT THE TAR OUT OF HER.
LITTERALLY.
THERE IS NOW TAR ON THE FLOOR.

THE MANAGER IS HERE.
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Re: YOU'RE REALLY MAD.
« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2012, 10:50:13 am »

FORCEFEED THE TAR TO THAT BITCH/MAN-BITCH. (underline appropriate)

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Re: YOU'RE REALLY MAD.
« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2012, 10:58:16 am »

HOT SAUCE ON HER RESTROOM TOILET!
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Re: YOU'RE REALLY MAD.
« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2012, 11:24:35 am »

BURN THE ENTIRE FUCKING PLACE TO THE GROUND.
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Re: YOU'RE REALLY MAD.
« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2012, 11:33:40 am »

LAVA EVERYTHING


EVERYTHING
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Re: YOU'RE REALLY MAD.
« Reply #8 on: November 06, 2012, 12:52:32 pm »

FORCEFEED THE TAR TO THAT BITCH/MAN-BITCH. (underline appropriate)
YOU FORCEFEED THE MANAGER THE TAR.

HE CHOKES AND DIES.

WHAT A WUSS.

HOT SAUCE ON HER RESTROOM TOILET!
YOU SLATHER THE PUBLIC TOILET WITH HOTSAUCE.

NOW ALL THE WORLD WILL FEEL YOUR PAIN.

BURN THE ENTIRE FUCKING PLACE TO THE GROUND.
YOU BURN DOWN THE ESTABLISHEMENT AND GIVE THEM A ONE-FINGER SALUTE.

YOU TOLD THEM YOU WANTED NO PICKLES.

YOU GODDAMN HATE PICKLES.

LAVA EVERYTHING


EVERYTHING
YOU USE YOUR RAGE TO SUMMON LAVA, AND YOU LAVA EVERYTHING.

THE WORLD IS NOW LAVA. EVERYONE IS BURNING. YOU ARE BURNING BABIES. AND YOUR OWN GRANDMOTHER.

FUCK YOU GRANDMOTHER YOU DON'T KNOW ME.
FUCK YOU BABIES YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.
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Re: YOU'RE REALLY MAD.
« Reply #9 on: November 06, 2012, 12:58:47 pm »

Hah.

I won the game.
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Re: YOU'RE REALLY MAD.
« Reply #10 on: November 06, 2012, 01:29:07 pm »

FIND ALIENS, CONSTRUCT SHIP, BEAT UP LEADER.
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Re: YOU'RE REALLY MAD.
« Reply #11 on: November 06, 2012, 02:00:21 pm »

OPEN PORTAL TO CENTER OF GALAXY, FIND WURMHOLE, TELEPORT TO WHEREEVER THAT GUY WHO MADE THE BACKSTREET BOYS POPULAR IS.  TAKE FLAPJACK, APPLY RIGOROUSLY TO BACK OF HIS NECK.
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Re: YOU'RE REALLY MAD.
« Reply #12 on: November 06, 2012, 04:38:49 pm »

WAIT CRAP.
CREATE BIG BASALT BOAT SO NO BURN SELF.

ADD TOILET TO BOAT.
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Karnewarrior

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Re: YOU'RE REALLY MAD.
« Reply #13 on: November 06, 2012, 05:37:12 pm »

Hah.

I won the game.
YOU ARE THE GAME, BITCH.

FIND ALIENS, CONSTRUCT SHIP, BEAT UP LEADER.
YOU'RE SO ANGRY, EVEN COMPLETE ENVIRNMENTAL DESTRUCTION HASN'T SATED YOUR BLOODLUST. IT'S SO STRONG YOU SUDDENLY REALIZE WHERE THE ALIENS HAVE BEEN ALL ALONG.

IT'S TIME TO GO TO GREECE.

WAIT CRAP.
CREATE BIG BASALT BOAT SO NO BURN SELF.

ADD TOILET TO BOAT.
YOU CONSTRUCT A GIANT BASALT BOAT OUT OF PURE RAGE AND MAGMA. YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BURNING YOURSELF, AS YOU ARE SO FUCKING ANGRY THAT YOU BURN THE LAVA.

YOU REMEMBER TO MAKE A TOILET SO YOU CAN SHIT A RAGE-SNAKE A MILE LONG AND STRANGLE GREEKS TO DEATH WITH IT. YOU SPREAD HOTSAUCE ON THE SEAT.

OPEN PORTAL TO CENTER OF GALAXY, FIND WURMHOLE, TELEPORT TO WHEREEVER THAT GUY WHO MADE THE BACKSTREET BOYS POPULAR IS.  TAKE FLAPJACK, APPLY RIGOROUSLY TO BACK OF HIS NECK.
FUCK THIS BOAT YOU DON'T NEED THIS.

YOU WORMHOLE TO THE CENTER OF THE GALAXY: HUNGARY.

FROM THERE IT IS A SHORT WALK TO THE ASSHOLE WHO MADE THE BACKSTREET BOYS POPULAR. YOU SLAP HIM WITH A PANCAKE. YOU SLAP HIM SO HARD WITH YOUR PANCAKE OF RAGE THAT HIS NECK SNAPS AND HIS HEAD LANDS SIXTEEN FEET AWAY FROM HIS BODY AND FIZZLES IN THE COOLING LAVA.

YOU HATE THE BACKSTREET BOYS ALMOST AS MUCH AS YOU HATE PICKLES AND BRONIES.
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Thou shall be blessed when calling upon personae of the Hangman Arcana.
May this tie bind thee to a brighter future!​
Ikusaba Quest! - Fistfighting space robots for the benefit of your familial bonds to Satan is passe, so you call Sherlock Holmes and ask her to pop by.

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Re: YOU'RE REALLY MAD.
« Reply #14 on: November 06, 2012, 05:53:55 pm »

BEAT PEOPLEALIENS AND BRONIES TO DEATH WITH PARTHENON. TOSS STATUES AT UFOS!
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