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Author Topic: YOU'RE REALLY quite a nice person, really.  (Read 16149 times)

Flying Dice

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Re: YOU'RE REALLY quite a nice person, really.
« Reply #75 on: November 11, 2012, 02:43:16 am »
Contemplate every navel which has ever been and which ever will be.
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Karnewarrior

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Re: YOU'RE REALLY quite a nice person, really.
« Reply #76 on: November 11, 2012, 09:00:46 pm »
Quote from: misko27 on November 09, 2012, 08:14:42 pm
Go to mcdonalds. Obtain sandwich. Ask for no pickles.
You have the sandwich.

It has pickles on it.

...

You're not sure how you feel about this turn of events.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on November 09, 2012, 08:17:58 pm
TEH WARR OM TUPOS MYST CONRINUW@
woiutirw yeu sayink feqGIT?

Quote from: Spinal_Taper on November 09, 2012, 08:55:44 pm
Establish India as homeworld of Zen Empire.
The earth is it's homeworld, and all on it are one.

Except maybe the girl behind the counter at this mcdonalds. You ask her to take the sandwich back.

Quote from: Corai on November 09, 2012, 08:55:54 pm
Go back in time to revolutionary war. Settle it peacefully.

If unable to settle it peacefully, SMASH GEORGE WASHINGTON AND KING GEORGE'S FACES TOGETHER UNTIL THEY BOTH SURRENDER.
She's gotten the manager.

His name is Washington. He says that he has no intention of wasting a perfectly good sandwich. He tells you to take the pickles off.

Your head is filled with images of smashing his head into the workerbitch here's until they make you a new sandwich.

Quote from: noobnubcakes on November 11, 2012, 12:54:55 am
EQUIP GROINSAW
TEAR A HOLE IN THE SPACE-TIME-CONTINUUM
FILLL IT WITH PICKLES
A chainsaw lauches from your groin and saws the managers mouth open. You apologize but posit that he must have karmically deserved it.

The woman doesn't seem to buy it.

You put the pickles of your failed sandwich in his mouth for funsies and spite.

Quote from: dunamisdeos on November 11, 2012, 01:35:34 am
Transmute all pickles into Love.

Spread thickly on wheat bread.

Add tomato, eat.
gross.

even lovepickles are pickles.

Quote from: Flying Dice on November 11, 2012, 02:43:16 am
Contemplate every navel which has ever been and which ever will be.
You contemplate the workerbitch's obscenely revealed navel. You're sure this goes against dress code.
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misko27

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Re: YOU'RE REALLY quite a nice person, really.
« Reply #77 on: November 11, 2012, 09:03:05 pm »
This is terrible service. Absolutelty unacceptable. Pickles, rude cashiers, she probably didn't even tell the cook no pickles! Ask to see the the regional suppervisor immediately, and have these stupid people punished.
« Last Edit: November 11, 2012, 11:46:28 pm by misko27 »
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Corai

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Re: YOU'RE REALLY quite a nice person, really.
« Reply #78 on: November 11, 2012, 09:06:05 pm »
"THIS IS A HOLDUP."

POINT GUN AT EVERYONE'S HEAD AT ONCE. UNTIL I GET MY SANDWICH.
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Jacob/Lee: you have a heart made of fluffy
Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

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Re: YOU'RE REALLY quite a nice person, really.
« Reply #79 on: November 11, 2012, 09:09:36 pm »
Calm the other players down.\
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Re: YOU'RE REALLY quite a nice person, really.
« Reply #80 on: November 11, 2012, 09:10:50 pm »
Quote from: Spinal_Taper on November 11, 2012, 09:09:36 pm
Calm the other players down.\

IMPEDE ACTION
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Re: YOU'RE REALLY quite a nice person, really.
« Reply #81 on: November 11, 2012, 09:12:38 pm »
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Re: YOU'RE REALLY quite a nice person, really.
« Reply #82 on: November 11, 2012, 10:47:12 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on November 11, 2012, 09:12:38 pm
Quote from: Corai on November 11, 2012, 09:10:50 pm
Quote from: Spinal_Taper on November 11, 2012, 09:09:36 pm
Calm the other players down.\

IMPEDE ACTION

AID ACTION
Are you aiding the impeding? Or aiding attempts to impede the impeding?
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: YOU'RE REALLY quite a nice person, really.
« Reply #83 on: November 11, 2012, 11:06:43 pm »
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misko27

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Re: YOU'RE REALLY quite a nice person, really.
« Reply #84 on: November 11, 2012, 11:12:19 pm »
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« Reply #85 on: November 11, 2012, 11:38:54 pm »
Politely ask for another sandwich without pickles and eat it, enjoying the fruits of your labour.
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Re: YOU'RE REALLY quite a nice person, really.
« Reply #86 on: November 12, 2012, 07:55:32 am »
Destroy world's cuccumber crops.  With a giant dump truck.
« Last Edit: November 12, 2012, 07:57:10 am by pisskop »
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Re: YOU'RE REALLY quite a nice person, really.
« Reply #87 on: November 13, 2012, 09:30:28 pm »
"SOLOMON GRO-UNDY SLAMS PICKLE HORROR INTO FOOD-WENCH MOUTH, THEN WILL DROP KICK INCOMPETANT INTO FRENCH FRY OIL."

Go-Undy then order chicken sandwich.
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Re: YOU'RE REALLY quite a nice person, really.
« Reply #88 on: November 13, 2012, 09:33:21 pm »
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Karnewarrior

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Re: YOU'RE REALLY quite a nice person, really.
« Reply #89 on: November 13, 2012, 09:56:06 pm »
Quote from: misko27 on November 11, 2012, 09:03:05 pm
This is terrible service. Absolutelty unacceptable. Pickles, rude cashiers, she probably didn't even tell the cook no pickles! Ask to see the the regional suppervisor immediately, and have these stupid people punished.
The regional supervisor is too far away to be of any use, almost half a state in fact.

Quote from: Corai on November 11, 2012, 09:06:05 pm
"THIS IS A HOLDUP."

POINT GUN AT EVERYONE'S HEAD AT ONCE. UNTIL I GET MY SANDWICH.
You don't have a gun, so instead you use a tireiron.

Everyone left alive after your rampage runs far, far away.

Quote from: Spinal_Taper on November 11, 2012, 09:09:36 pm
Calm the other players down.\
You attemp to calm the citizens by pointing out you cannot shoot them with a tireiron, only mash their head with it.

They don't look very calmed.

Quote from: misko27 on November 11, 2012, 11:12:19 pm
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on November 11, 2012, 11:06:43 pm
Quote from: My Name is Immaterial on November 11, 2012, 10:47:12 pm
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on November 11, 2012, 09:12:38 pm
Quote from: Corai on November 11, 2012, 09:10:50 pm
Quote from: Spinal_Taper on November 11, 2012, 09:09:36 pm
Calm the other players down.\
IMPEDE ACTION
AID ACTION
Are you aiding the impeding? Or aiding attempts to impede the impeding?
Aiding the impediment.
Lets not start this again.
You cannot impede your own actions! This is the wrong sort of game for that mister.

Quote from: borno on November 11, 2012, 11:38:54 pm
Politely ask for another sandwich without pickles and eat it, enjoying the fruits of your labour.
Your new sandwich arrives free of pickles. This doesn't make you feel much better, though you're not so hungry now.

Quote from: pisskop on November 12, 2012, 07:55:32 am
Destroy world's cuccumber crops.  With a giant dump truck.
You hijack a dumptruck and begin brutally eviscerating cuccumbers.

Oh, and you carried the workerbitch along too since you still hate her.

Quote from: dunamisdeos on November 13, 2012, 09:30:28 pm
"SOLOMON GRO-UNDY SLAMS PICKLE HORROR INTO FOOD-WENCH MOUTH, THEN WILL DROP KICK INCOMPETANT INTO FRENCH FRY OIL."

Go-Undy then order chicken sandwich.
You dropkick the workerbitch into a vat of fry oil, where she dies a painful death. You are a very shitty Buddha.

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Thou art I, I art Thou.
The trust you have bestowed upon thy comrade is now reciprocated in turn.
Thou shall be blessed when calling upon personae of the Hangman Arcana.
May this tie bind thee to a brighter future!​
Ikusaba Quest! - Fistfighting space robots for the benefit of your familial bonds to Satan is passe, so you call Sherlock Holmes and ask her to pop by.
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