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[Audioworm333]

BEAT PEOPLEALIENS AND BRONIES TO DEATH WITH PARTHENON. TOSS STATUES AT UFOS!

This, then find the surviving aliens.
Make them your fucking slaves.
MAKE THEM DO YOUR BIDDING.
THEN KILL THEM ANYWAY!

[Corai]

BEAT PEOPLEALIENS AND BRONIES TO DEATH WITH PARTHENON. TOSS STATUES AT UFOS!

AID ACTION. BY YELLING AT MISKO TO DO IT FUCKING BETTER.

"WAIT, THAT'S NOT HOW YOU BEAT UP A BRONY. YOU BEAT A BRONY TO DEATH BY BEATING IT WITH A CARDBOARD CUTOUT OF DERPY HOOVES."

[GreatWyrmGold]

WHAT IS GOING ON.
RECRUIT ANGRY PEOPLE.
MAKE BIG BLACK OBSIDIAN SPACESHIP.
MAKE PIRATE CREW TO STEAL PEOPLE'S HAPPINESS AND SERENITY.
THEN THROW IT ALL INTO A BLACK HOLE.
RAAAAAAGGEEEEE!!!!!

[Karnewarrior]

BEAT PEOPLEALIENS AND BRONIES TO DEATH WITH PARTHENON. TOSS STATUES AT UFOS!

YOU BEGIN BEATING GREEKALIEN BRONIES TO DEATH WITH THE PARTHENON. INSIDE YOU FIND A STATUE OF A PUSSY. YOU TOSS THE PUSSYSTATUE AT A UFO THAT LOOKS SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE A CAR. IT IMPLODES!

YOU ARE FINED MILLIONS OF DOLLARS FOR RUINING A TOURIST ATTRACTION. YOU REFUSE TO PAY. YOU RIP OFF THE COPS HEAD AND THROW IT UP TO FEED YOUR CHILDREN. LIKE A BIRD.

BEAT PEOPLEALIENS AND BRONIES TO DEATH WITH PARTHENON. TOSS STATUES AT UFOS!

This, then find the surviving aliens.
Make them your fucking slaves.
MAKE THEM DO YOUR BIDDING.
THEN KILL THEM ANYWAY!

YOU ENSLAVE THE ALIEN GREEK FUCKERS.

YOU MAKE THEM WEAR TOGAS AND DO PLAYS. IT'S HILARIOUSLY OFFENSIVE.

YOUR CASUAL RACISM BORES YOU SO YOU SLAUGHTER THEM ALL WITH YOUR BEAR HANDS THAT YOU RIPPED OFF A POLAR BEAR AND TOSS THEIR BODIES ON A BOAT AND GIVE THEM A VIKING FUNERAL.

ONLY INSTEAD OF FIRE YOU USE HOT SAUCE.

FEEL THE BURN BITCHES.

BEAT PEOPLEALIENS AND BRONIES TO DEATH WITH PARTHENON. TOSS STATUES AT UFOS!

AID ACTION. BY YELLING AT MISKO TO DO IT FUCKING BETTER.

"WAIT, THAT'S NOT HOW YOU BEAT UP A BRONY. YOU BEAT A BRONY TO DEATH BY BEATING IT WITH A CARDBOARD CUTOUT OF DERPY HOOVES."

YOU DO WHAT YOU JUST DID BUT YOU DO IT BETTER BY RESEARCHING ANCIENT GREECE AND SHITTING ON ALMOST ALL THEIR GODS.

ALMOST. HESTIA STRIKES YOU AS FINE. YOU RAGE UP TO OLYMPUS AND TURN HER OUT ON HER ASS AND THEN ASK HER TO MARRY YOU.

SHE SAYS YES.

YOU ARE VERY HAPPY. TO CELEBRATE YOU LIGHT GERMANY ON FIRE.

WHAT IS GOING ON.
RECRUIT ANGRY PEOPLE.
MAKE BIG BLACK OBSIDIAN SPACESHIP.
MAKE PIRATE CREW TO STEAL PEOPLE'S HAPPINESS AND SERENITY.
THEN THROW IT ALL INTO A BLACK HOLE.
RAAAAAAGGEEEEE!!!!!

YOU SIMPLY CANNOT FIND ANYONE AS ANGRY AS YOU ARE, SO YOU BUILD THE OBSIDIAN RAGESHIP OUT OF YOUR OWN LABOR. HESTIA HELPS BY GRABBING YOU TACO BELL.

IT'S FUCKING DELICIOUS HESTIA THANK YOU.

YOUR SHIP IS COMPLETE, AND YOU USE IT TO PIRATE ALL HUMAN HAPPINESS. THE WORLD IS NOW DEVOID OF CHURROS.

[Corai]

FUCKING DIVORCE HER. ON VIDEO. AND GIVE THE VIDEO TO THE GREEKS.

AFTER GETTING LAID. FOR THE EXTRA ASSHOLE POINTS.

[Karnewarrior]

FUCKING DIVORCE HER. ON VIDEO. AND GIVE THE VIDEO TO THE GREEKS.

AFTER GETTING LAID. FOR THE EXTRA ASSHOLE POINTS.

YOU COULD NEVER.

SHE IS YOUR SWEETUMS HUGGY BOTTOM.

[Corai]

FUCKING DIVORCE HER. ON VIDEO. AND GIVE THE VIDEO TO THE GREEKS.

AFTER GETTING LAID. FOR THE EXTRA ASSHOLE POINTS.

YOU COULD NEVER.

SHE IS YOUR SWEETUMS HUGGY BOTTOM.

DO IT ANYWAY.

[misko27]

FUCKING DIVORCE HER. ON VIDEO. AND GIVE THE VIDEO TO THE GREEKS.

AFTER GETTING LAID. FOR THE EXTRA ASSHOLE POINTS.

YOU COULD NEVER.

SHE IS YOUR SWEETUMS HUGGY BOTTOM.

DO IT ANYWAY.

NOOOO.

USE HER AS MALLET ON FILTHY CANADIANS.

WALK AROUND CANADIAN CAPITOL SLAPPING PEOPLE WITH WET NOODLE.

SMEAR ALL THE TOLIETS IN CANADA WITH HOT SAUCE.

[GreatWyrmGold]

WAIT CHURROS?
WHY CHURROS?

THROW IT ALL INTO THE SUN!!!

[King DZA]

WAIT CHURROS?
WHY CHURROS?

THROW IT ALL INTO THE SUN!!!

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Safeguard the churros at any cost. For they are the most precious of any commodity. More precious than your very LIFE.

[pisskop]

GO TO STAMFORD, CT.  GET JERRY SPRINGER.  THROW PIRAHNAS DOWN HIS UNDERSHORTS.  LAUGH AND THEN BEAT HIS ASS JERRY STYLE ON TV.  THEN EARN JERRY-BEADS.

[miauw62]

EXPLODE BECAUSE YOU'RE SO ANGRY.
ANGRY EXPLOSION.

[Spinal_Taper]

UNLEASH THE FUCKING FURY. BECOME ASURA + KRATOS.

[My Name is Immaterial]

What madness did I stumble upon?
please dont hurt me...

[Karnewarrior]

FUCKING DIVORCE HER. ON VIDEO. AND GIVE THE VIDEO TO THE GREEKS.

AFTER GETTING LAID. FOR THE EXTRA ASSHOLE POINTS.

YOU COULD NEVER.

SHE IS YOUR SWEETUMS HUGGY BOTTOM.

DO IT ANYWAY.

NO FUCK YOU.

YOU PUNCH CORAI IN THE FACE SO HARD HIS HEAD IMPLODES AND THEN STUFF HIS CORPSE INSIDE A PENCIL THAT YOU TOOK THE LEAD OUT OF. THEN YOU THROW HIM IN A VOLCANO AND MAKE OUT WITH YOUR HOT GREEK GODDESS WIFE WHILE IT ERUPTS.

FUCKING DIVORCE HER. ON VIDEO. AND GIVE THE VIDEO TO THE GREEKS.

AFTER GETTING LAID. FOR THE EXTRA ASSHOLE POINTS.

YOU COULD NEVER.

SHE IS YOUR SWEETUMS HUGGY BOTTOM.

DO IT ANYWAY.

NOOOO.

USE HER AS MALLET ON FILTHY CANADIANS.

WALK AROUND CANADIAN CAPITOL SLAPPING PEOPLE WITH WET NOODLE.

SMEAR ALL THE TOLIETS IN CANADA WITH HOT SAUCE.

YOU DON'T WANT TO USE HER AS A MALLET. YOU USE A ACTUAL MALLET WITH HER NAME ENGRAVED ON IT INSTEAD.

YOU RAGE YOURSELF SO HARD YOU EXPLODE AND FLY OVER TO CANADA, WHERE YOU BEGIN POUNDING CANADIANS INTO THE GROUND WITH THE MALLET. YOU RELEASE SO MUCH CONDENSED TESTOSTERONE THAT THE CANADIANS COMPLETE THEIR EVOLUTION AND BECOME AUSTRALIAN.

THEN YOU KILL THEM ANYWAYS WITH A WET NOODLE AND SMEAR THEIR TOILETS WITH HOT SAUCE.

ALL THE WORLD WILL BURN. ALL BURN!

WAIT CHURROS?
WHY CHURROS?

THROW IT ALL INTO THE SUN!!!

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Safeguard the churros at any cost. For they are the most precious of any commodity. More precious than your very LIFE.

YOU LOCK THE CHURROS INSIDE A SAFE MADE OF HELLFIRE AND ANGEL SOULS. IT IS AS SAFE THERE AS IT COULD GET.

GO TO STAMFORD, CT.  GET JERRY SPRINGER.  THROW PIRAHNAS DOWN HIS UNDERSHORTS.  LAUGH AND THEN BEAT HIS ASS JERRY STYLE ON TV.  THEN EARN JERRY-BEADS.

YOU BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF JERRY SPRINGER FOR NO REAL REASON OTHER THAN HE IS JERRY SPRINGER.

THAT SEEMS LIKE A GOOD ENOUGH REASON TO YOU.

UNLEASH THE FUCKING FURY. BECOME ASURA + KRATOS.

YOU COULDN'T BECOME KRATOS SINCE YOU ARE SO MUCH MORE POWERFUL. YOU MURDER KRATOS AND USE HIS INTESTINES TO MAKE HOT-DOGS.

WHO THE FUCK IS ASURA? SOUNDS LIKE A BITCH.

What madness did I stumble upon?
please dont hurt me...

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