BEAT PEOPLEALIENS AND BRONIES TO DEATH WITH PARTHENON. TOSS STATUES AT UFOS!
YOU BEGIN BEATING
GREEKALIEN BRONIES TO DEATH WITH THE PARTHENON. INSIDE YOU FIND A STATUE OF A PUSSY. YOU TOSS THE PUSSYSTATUE AT A UFO THAT LOOKS SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE A CAR. IT IMPLODES!
YOU ARE FINED MILLIONS OF DOLLARS FOR RUINING A TOURIST ATTRACTION. YOU REFUSE TO PAY. YOU RIP OFF THE COPS HEAD AND THROW IT UP TO FEED YOUR CHILDREN. LIKE A BIRD.
BEAT PEOPLEALIENS AND BRONIES TO DEATH WITH PARTHENON. TOSS STATUES AT UFOS!
This, then find the surviving aliens.
Make them your fucking slaves.
MAKE THEM DO YOUR BIDDING.
THEN KILL THEM ANYWAY!
YOU ENSLAVE THE ALIEN GREEK FUCKERS.
YOU MAKE THEM WEAR TOGAS AND DO PLAYS. IT'S HILARIOUSLY OFFENSIVE.
YOUR CASUAL RACISM BORES YOU SO YOU SLAUGHTER THEM ALL WITH YOUR BEAR HANDS THAT YOU RIPPED OFF A POLAR BEAR AND TOSS THEIR BODIES ON A BOAT AND GIVE THEM A VIKING FUNERAL.
ONLY INSTEAD OF FIRE YOU USE HOT SAUCE.
FEEL THE BURN BITCHES.
BEAT PEOPLEALIENS AND BRONIES TO DEATH WITH PARTHENON. TOSS STATUES AT UFOS!
AID ACTION. BY YELLING AT MISKO TO DO IT FUCKING BETTER.
"WAIT, THAT'S NOT HOW YOU BEAT UP A BRONY. YOU BEAT A BRONY TO DEATH BY BEATING IT WITH A CARDBOARD CUTOUT OF DERPY HOOVES."
YOU DO WHAT YOU JUST DID BUT YOU DO IT BETTER BY RESEARCHING ANCIENT GREECE AND SHITTING ON ALMOST ALL THEIR GODS.
ALMOST. HESTIA STRIKES YOU AS FINE. YOU RAGE UP TO OLYMPUS AND TURN HER OUT ON HER ASS AND THEN ASK HER TO MARRY YOU.
SHE SAYS YES.
YOU ARE VERY HAPPY. TO CELEBRATE YOU LIGHT GERMANY ON FIRE.
WHAT IS GOING ON.
RECRUIT ANGRY PEOPLE.
MAKE BIG BLACK OBSIDIAN SPACESHIP.
MAKE PIRATE CREW TO STEAL PEOPLE'S HAPPINESS AND SERENITY.
THEN THROW IT ALL INTO A BLACK HOLE.
RAAAAAAGGEEEEE!!!!!
YOU SIMPLY CANNOT FIND ANYONE AS ANGRY AS YOU ARE, SO YOU BUILD THE OBSIDIAN RAGESHIP OUT OF YOUR OWN LABOR. HESTIA HELPS BY GRABBING YOU TACO BELL.
IT'S FUCKING DELICIOUS HESTIA THANK YOU.
YOUR SHIP IS COMPLETE, AND YOU USE IT TO PIRATE ALL HUMAN HAPPINESS. THE WORLD IS NOW DEVOID OF CHURROS.