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Author Topic: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons  (Read 32078 times)

Teneb

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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #630 on: November 09, 2012, 09:29:10 pm »

Damn, you're right.  That whole "transfer of energy" shit applies to us too.  Well, we've got to get it back quickly, don't we Terry.
Oh, and pay no attention to that imp.  I think I've got some bug-spray somewhere.


Unfortunately, They had the prescence of mind to keep the rune for binding us far away from terry, although their presense of mind was easily wiped out a moment later.
Question: what did they think they were going to accomplish?
They did?  I had the impression our good friend Terry here was in the middle of the 'gram.  And they probably wanted a pot of gold.  They always do.
No, no, no. It would have gone somewhat like this: "Demons! You now serve us! Go kill so and so, we command you!"
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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #631 on: November 09, 2012, 09:31:47 pm »

Damn, you're right.  That whole "transfer of energy" shit applies to us too.  Well, we've got to get it back quickly, don't we Terry.
Oh, and pay no attention to that imp.  I think I've got some bug-spray somewhere.


Unfortunately, They had the prescence of mind to keep the rune for binding us far away from terry, although their presense of mind was easily wiped out a moment later.
Question: what did they think they were going to accomplish?
They did?  I had the impression our good friend Terry here was in the middle of the 'gram.  And they probably wanted a pot of gold.  They always do.
We're demons, not leprechauns.
They probably wanted the same we do, plus or minus a planet. Speaking of which, how will we use our lamia(s) to get world domination?

I swear, it's like herding kythons...
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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #632 on: November 09, 2012, 09:34:07 pm »

You would not believe how many mortals think that just because I'm green, fat, and speak with a "funny" accent I must be a leprechaun.  And not very many mortals summon a glutton to kill others.  As surprising as that is.
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #633 on: November 09, 2012, 09:35:19 pm »

You would not believe how many mortals think that just because I'm green, fat, and speak with a "funny" accent I must be a leprechaun.  And not very many mortals summon a glutton to kill others.  As surprising as that is.
So they ain't a glutton for punishment?
 
*ba-dam, tiish*
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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #634 on: November 09, 2012, 09:38:24 pm »

As long as you aren't one of the terrible ones, having a pun demon can't be too terrible I suppose.
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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #635 on: November 09, 2012, 09:39:32 pm »

You would not believe how many mortals think that just because I'm green, fat, and speak with a "funny" accent I must be a leprechaun.  And not very many mortals summon a glutton to kill others.  As surprising as that is.
How do you kill other anyway? Do you eat them?

Either way, I still haven't heard any answer to the suggestion I proposed earlier.
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« Reply #636 on: November 09, 2012, 09:41:48 pm »

Which one was that?
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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #637 on: November 09, 2012, 09:42:23 pm »

Never underestimate the idiocy of humans. Anyways, we should avoid letting the world know that we've got the lamae(Am I saying that right?). We should build up a nice loyal fan base and to do that, we'll need money. Thus, we should rob a bank.
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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #638 on: November 09, 2012, 09:42:46 pm »

How do you kill other anyway? Do you eat them?

Either way, I still haven't heard any answer to the suggestion I proposed earlier.

Well, there's a reason I'm not summoned to kill or maim very frequently.  I'm more.... subversive.  Like Lusty over there, but fat, short, wholly unattractive and less perversion (if only slightly).  But hey, you want power, everyone has a price, and I can usually find it.
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
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« Reply #639 on: November 09, 2012, 09:48:30 pm »

Which one was that?
This one:
If I may make a suggestion, it has been stated by our gold comrade that while individually we are formidable, together we suck. We should try to practice focusing our collective power to a single purpose while the lamias are being created, or even on the way there. We can't let our host do all the work, after all we claim to be powerful, but we have yet to show any proof of that.
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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #640 on: November 09, 2012, 09:50:06 pm »

"Due to my lack of spheres, I'm usually called forth for Power itself. I do think I once had spheres, but that time may have been long lost, or maybe I was part of a bigger entity once. It is hard to determine."
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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #641 on: November 09, 2012, 09:52:17 pm »

Which one was that?
This one:
If I may make a suggestion, it has been stated by our gold comrade that while individually we are formidable, together we suck. We should try to practice focusing our collective power to a single purpose while the lamias are being created, or even on the way there. We can't let our host do all the work, after all we claim to be powerful, but we have yet to show any proof of that.
Oh, that's a pretty good idea. When a few spheres intersect, the results tend to be fun.
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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #642 on: November 09, 2012, 09:56:06 pm »

Agreed. I've never quite figured out what my sphere is, though. Not that I'll tell you.
Should be fun.
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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #643 on: November 09, 2012, 10:04:52 pm »

Agreed. I've never quite figured out what my sphere is, though. Not that I'll tell you.
Should be fun.

Sanity.  And eye-molesting.
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #644 on: November 09, 2012, 10:08:28 pm »

Agreed. I've never quite figured out what my sphere is, though. Not that I'll tell you.
Should be fun.

No offense, but I figured you were pride. Given the gold and slight air of condescension.
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