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Author Topic: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons  (Read 33665 times)

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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #405 on: November 08, 2012, 08:07:27 pm »
Quote from: Deathsword on November 08, 2012, 08:05:01 pm
I have yet to hear anyone say how we're going to get the virgin to eat the eggs.
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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #406 on: November 08, 2012, 08:09:13 pm »
Quote from: Thecard on November 08, 2012, 08:06:08 pm
Quote from: Deathsword on November 08, 2012, 08:05:01 pm
I have yet to hear anyone say how we're going to get the virgin to eat the eggs.
Terry's charming personality and rugged good looks? 

Haha.
Good laugh, I know.
Maybe we can use our powers to convince one.
How's Terry supposed to find a virgin, if you guys keep bringing down his self esteem? Don't worry buddy, you got this.
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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #407 on: November 08, 2012, 08:11:45 pm »
I'm sorry Terry.  You're a stud.  Now go out there and find a virgin.  Just pretend we aren't even here.  Until it comes time to feed her the snake eggs.  The virgin is a she, right?  You know what, I'm sure it wouldn't matter.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on March 04, 2012, 01:16:15 pm
I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #408 on: November 08, 2012, 08:13:19 pm »
"Your memory isn't the best. Yes, Terry knows a female virgin. Probably a friend."
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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #409 on: November 08, 2012, 08:15:21 pm »
Go visit her!
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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #410 on: November 08, 2012, 08:16:31 pm »
And... uh.. she slept with your mom or something.  She isn't your friend.  Now go feed her an egg, and don't feel bad about it.

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Quote from: Loud Whispers on March 04, 2012, 01:16:15 pm
I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
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Quote from: Sirus on October 08, 2013, 08:07:04 pm
Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #411 on: November 08, 2012, 08:19:23 pm »
I dunno, you'd want to ask Terry. Anyways, her... uh virgin status may have changed, so let's not bet on her.
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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #412 on: November 08, 2012, 08:21:31 pm »
"She'll have friends."
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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #413 on: November 08, 2012, 08:22:42 pm »
Quote from: Cassandra on November 08, 2012, 08:21:31 pm
"She'll have friends."
Why need they be virgin friends?

And, how does Terry know she's a virgin in the first place?
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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #414 on: November 08, 2012, 08:23:50 pm »
... Good question.
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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #415 on: November 08, 2012, 08:24:12 pm »
Quote from: misko27 on November 08, 2012, 08:22:42 pm
Quote from: Cassandra on November 08, 2012, 08:21:31 pm
"She'll have friends."
Why need they be virgin friends?

And, how does Terry know she's a virgin in the first place?
Let's just assume it needs to be a virgin.  You know, because it says so.

And let's not pry.  We don't want Terry to become suicidal again.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on March 04, 2012, 01:16:15 pm
I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
OOC: Dachshundofdoom: This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with goddamn VUVUZELAS.
Quote from: Sirus on October 08, 2013, 08:07:04 pm
Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #416 on: November 08, 2012, 08:29:27 pm »
Should we ask the eggs questions, then?
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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #417 on: November 08, 2012, 08:35:23 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on November 08, 2012, 08:29:27 pm
Should we ask the eggs questions, then?
At the risk of pissing off our resident snake lover, I'm not entirely sure they're sentient.
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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #418 on: November 08, 2012, 08:36:28 pm »
Not until they hatch, at least.
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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #419 on: November 08, 2012, 08:38:41 pm »
Quote from: Thecard on November 08, 2012, 08:24:12 pm
Quote from: misko27 on November 08, 2012, 08:22:42 pm
Quote from: Cassandra on November 08, 2012, 08:21:31 pm
"She'll have friends."
Why need they be virgin friends?

And, how does Terry know she's a virgin in the first place?
Let's just assume it needs to be a virgin.  You know, because it says so.

I meant, why would a virgin necessarily have virgin friends?

Also, tell us why you are sure she's a virgin.
« Last Edit: November 08, 2012, 08:52:45 pm by misko27 »
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