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Author Topic: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons  (Read 32096 times)

Teneb

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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #30 on: November 05, 2012, 09:13:18 pm »

Ours shall be the food that will destroy the world.
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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #31 on: November 05, 2012, 09:13:52 pm »

"Oh, maybe we can get one of them cults that Lucifer's always bragging about."
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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #32 on: November 05, 2012, 09:22:16 pm »

"Which reminds me, let's see how strong we all are. On the count of three, we all try to levitate that end table over there. Okay?"
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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #33 on: November 05, 2012, 09:23:01 pm »

"Which reminds me, let's see how strong we all are. On the count of three, we all try to levitate that end table over there. Okay?"
"No, we set the table on fire!"
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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #34 on: November 05, 2012, 09:24:02 pm »

Turn it blue!
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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #35 on: November 05, 2012, 09:24:17 pm »

"Why hurt his furniture? Turning it blue is probrably a better idea, and it'll make it clash less."
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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #36 on: November 05, 2012, 09:24:38 pm »

"Which reminds me, let's see how strong we all are. On the count of three, we all try to levitate that end table over there. Okay?"
Yeah, let's see how powerful we are.

And no to calling for help.  We're a demon, we don't want help.  We want to monopolize on human suffering.
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
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« Reply #37 on: November 05, 2012, 09:25:47 pm »

"Which reminds me, let's see how strong we all are. On the count of three, we all try to levitate that end table over there. Okay?"
Yeah, let's see how powerful we are.

And no to calling for help.  We're a demon, we don't want help.  We want to monopolize on human suffering.
"No, we are demons. We are not the same."
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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #38 on: November 05, 2012, 09:26:36 pm »

"Alright, let's turn the table blue. Ready, one..."
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« Reply #39 on: November 05, 2012, 09:26:55 pm »

"Alright, let's turn the table blue. Ready, one..."
"Two..."
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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #40 on: November 05, 2012, 09:27:20 pm »

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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #41 on: November 05, 2012, 09:27:24 pm »

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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #42 on: November 05, 2012, 09:27:58 pm »

"Which reminds me, let's see how strong we all are. On the count of three, we all try to levitate that end table over there. Okay?"
Yeah, let's see how powerful we are.

And no to calling for help.  We're a demon, we don't want help.  We want to monopolize on human suffering.
"No, we are demons. We are not the same."
So, like Legion?  That's cool, I guess.  And I guess we could just be trying to end the world, instead of control it.  But we want to be the ruler anyway, because we're still a demon(s).
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #43 on: November 05, 2012, 09:28:13 pm »

*cough*

A stronger, older, more sly voice tries to cut through the chatter.

"A test of powers could be useful. A blue table is good enough for now, if pointless, just a work out. And I wouldn't risk a call back home...not just yet. Lots of our 'friends' on the other side could do nasty things to us and the host if we open that door.

Also hey-great idea, let's get out of this charnel house soon, and get cleaned off before we get discovered by the 'authorities'. While I'm sure we could kill most of them, we are weak and they are many...for now. Our host wont be very happy in an insane asylum or a prison-or dead-and there's people that can actually hurt us, if they figure out what happened here.

Right now, let's be smart...the real fun comes later...unless you idiots want to get exorcised again, then wait 1000 years for the next fool to perform the ceremony exactly right. Come on. It's happened like four times already, and we didn't close to world domination even once."
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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #44 on: November 05, 2012, 09:29:59 pm »

"Hey. That wasn't even my fault."
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