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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism II: Derm'd again  (Read 50182 times)

Tiruin

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Create a crusade of redemption as a fallen Kitsune. Which means purging the place of any undead or unholy elements. If none are found, begin creation of a sanctum.
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I coulda sworn I updated this a few days ago...

GO ABSOLUTE BATSHIT INSANE AND START KILLING THOSE CORPSE MONSTERS.
[1] You are sane. [4] You kill several of those monsters.

Become a Gundam
kill zombies
[5] You are the most powerful Gundam. [4] You kill some more monsters.

How exactly does one butcher a [color] tag? Also, t'was my first turn here, so the -2 to summoning shouldn't be there, but I guess that doesn't matter.

RESPAWN AS THE.

THROW A STAFF AT A WIZARD

[3] You respawn as the word "The." [1] You realize that words have no hands, arms, limbs, or physical presence.

TRANSFER SENTIENCE TO FIRE.
IF SUCCESS, BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
[6] You transfer your consciousness to all fire. [1] All fire burns out. Respawn?

I explode the zombies
[5] You sure do. Main room irradiated.

Respawn as half a firefighting mech attached to Tavik with a fire extuinguisher filled with frozen carbondioxide.
[4] Check.

>LEVITATE AWAY FROM UNFRIENDLY, UNENLIGHTENED ZOMBIES ON CLOUD OF TRANSCENDENTAL TRUTH

>CONTINUE MEDITATION
[1] You levitate right at them, your lower body dangling behind. [6v2] You break your neck, but take out several zombies. [1-1-1] You can never meditate again due to brain damage.

Focus for eight turns on respawning as Zerg.
Focus, turn 1/8, complete.

Create a crusade of redemption as a fallen Kitsune. Which means purging the place of any undead or unholy elements. If none are found, begin creation of a sanctum.
[6] You kill almost all of the rest of those things single-handedly but are crippled.

GM Turn:
The clanks [1] explode. [4v1] this finishes off the zombies...screw it, they're re-dead, we can use the z-word.
The Omega Marauders enter the room, and see that there are no more zombies.
Ten Ultra Scythes marines enter via drop pod, trying to use retrorockets which burnt out a moment ago. They crash. The crash destroys a lot of stuff, and kills [4,1,3,3,5,5] Tavik Toth and tomio175. Respawn?
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Furtuka

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "And believe me, I am still alive."
« Reply #302 on: November 23, 2012, 12:42:17 pm »

I explode everyone
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misko27

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "And believe me, I am still alive."
« Reply #303 on: November 23, 2012, 01:22:34 pm »

"There are those who call me, Tim?"
 
>Respawn as Tim the enchanter.
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Cassandra

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "And believe me, I am still alive."
« Reply #304 on: November 23, 2012, 01:23:36 pm »

Continue Focus on Zerg... For the swarm... For the overmind...
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "And believe me, I am still alive."
« Reply #305 on: November 23, 2012, 01:48:27 pm »

"There are those who call me, Tim?"
 
>Respawn as Tim the enchanter.
...Please roll a six, for more crossovers...

Continue Focus on Zerg... For the swarm... For the overmind...
2/8?
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "And believe me, I am still alive."
« Reply #306 on: November 23, 2012, 01:49:50 pm »

"There are those who call me, Tim?"
 
>Respawn as Tim the enchanter.
...Please roll a six, for more crossovers...

Continue Focus on Zerg... For the swarm... For the overmind...
2/8?

Mmhm!
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "And believe me, I am still alive."
« Reply #307 on: November 23, 2012, 02:00:15 pm »

RESPAWN AS SINGLE HUGE MECHA.
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Tavik Toth

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "And believe me, I am still alive."
« Reply #308 on: November 23, 2012, 02:28:56 pm »

Respawn as a spaceship.
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Tiruin

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "And believe me, I am still alive."
« Reply #309 on: November 23, 2012, 03:27:47 pm »

Wounded...fallen...what am I to do now?...

Use my powers to create a personal sanctum around me for this turn, protecting and hopefully healing me.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "And believe me, I am still alive."
« Reply #310 on: November 23, 2012, 04:12:31 pm »

Stop Furtuka from exploding everybody.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "And believe me, I am still alive."
« Reply #311 on: November 23, 2012, 08:58:09 pm »

Join the Marines as a commissar.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "And believe me, I am still alive."
« Reply #312 on: November 23, 2012, 09:00:28 pm »

"NOOOO! MY CAREER IN MEDITATIONAL PHYSICS!"

>APPEAR ON TELEVISION, TELL PEOPLE OF MY PLIGHT

>RECEIVE CHARITY BRAIN TRANSPLANT SO CAN MEDITATE AGAIN
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "And believe me, I am still alive."
« Reply #313 on: November 25, 2012, 12:01:35 am »

I explode everyone
Stop Furtuka from exploding everybody.
[3-1] No dice.

"There are those who call me, Tim?"
 
>Respawn as Tim the enchanter.
[6] Tim is respawned. You won't know what the overshot does juuuust yet...

Continue Focus on Zerg... For the swarm... For the overmind...
2/8.

RESPAWN AS SINGLE HUGE MECHA.
[4] Check.

Respawn as a spaceship.
[1] You respawn as a crashing spaceship. Respawn?

Wounded...fallen...what am I to do now?...

Use my powers to create a personal sanctum around me for this turn, protecting and hopefully healing me.
[2] You sorta telekinetically grab some falling rubble, but the rest kills you. Respawn?

Join the Marines as a commissar.
[3] You're not a Marine, but they let you command a bunch of Imperial Guardsmen who are coming.

"NOOOO! MY CAREER IN MEDITATIONAL PHYSICS!"

>APPEAR ON TELEVISION, TELL PEOPLE OF MY PLIGHT

>RECEIVE CHARITY BRAIN TRANSPLANT SO CAN MEDITATE AGAIN
[4] People listen. [1] You get a new brain from a dead guy. Your old brain is thrown out. Respawn?

GM Turn:
A squad of Imperial Guardsmen, 250 strong, is sent down.
Doomblade is armed with a lasgun for enemies, a pistol for troops, and the blade which he used to be.
The Marines discuss the current state and decide that they should take this room For The Emperor.
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misko27

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: "He who passes or subdues mankind..."
« Reply #314 on: November 25, 2012, 12:04:43 am »

Explode things, light things on fire, do Tim things.
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