I coulda sworn I updated this a few days ago...
GO ABSOLUTE BATSHIT INSANE AND START KILLING THOSE CORPSE MONSTERS.
[1] You are sane. [4] You kill several of those monsters.
Become a Gundam
kill zombies
[5] You are the most powerful Gundam. [4] You kill some more monsters.
How exactly does one butcher a [color] tag? Also, t'was my first turn here, so the -2 to summoning shouldn't be there, but I guess that doesn't matter.
RESPAWN AS THE.
THROW A STAFF AT A WIZARD
[3] You respawn as the word "The." [1] You realize that words have no hands, arms, limbs, or physical presence.
TRANSFER SENTIENCE TO FIRE.
IF SUCCESS, BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
[6] You transfer your consciousness to all fire. [1] All fire burns out. Respawn?
I explode the zombies
[5] You sure do. Main room irradiated.
Respawn as half a firefighting mech attached to Tavik with a fire extuinguisher filled with frozen carbondioxide.
[4] Check.
>LEVITATE AWAY FROM UNFRIENDLY, UNENLIGHTENED ZOMBIES ON CLOUD OF TRANSCENDENTAL TRUTH
>CONTINUE MEDITATION
[1] You levitate right at them, your lower body dangling behind. [6v2] You break your neck, but take out several zombies. [1-1-1] You can never meditate again due to brain damage.
Focus for eight turns on respawning as Zerg.
Focus, turn 1/8, complete.
Create a crusade of redemption as a fallen Kitsune. Which means purging the place of any undead or unholy elements. If none are found, begin creation of a sanctum.
[6] You kill almost all of the rest of those things single-handedly but are crippled.
GM Turn:
The clanks [1] explode. [4v1] this finishes off the zombies...screw it, they're re-dead, we can use the z-word.
The Omega Marauders enter the room, and see that there are no more zombies.
Ten Ultra Scythes marines enter via drop pod, trying to use retrorockets which burnt out a moment ago. They crash. The crash destroys a lot of stuff, and kills [4,1,3,3,5,5] Tavik Toth and tomio175. Respawn?
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