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[Tavik Toth]

LETS WORK TOGETHER

[tomio175]

LETS WORK TOGETHER

FORM SUPERMECH WITH TAVIK. DISREGARD PREVIOUS POST.

[GreatWyrmGold]

So wait, am I still alive? Because if so:
>BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNN EEEEEVEEEERRRRRYYYYYYYTTTTHHHIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If not,
>Respawn As Tim the Enchanter

On fire, but alive. [6] You burn everything, even yourself.

Fight off the rest of the zombies.. CLOSE PORTAL.

[3] You kill a walker before [2] tugging ineffectively at the edge of the portal.

No. My player is not consumed. Make him not so, then merge with him. WE SHALL BE ONE.

[2] You are in denial.

Derm it

[2] You...how does a series of sentient nuclear explosions not derm things? I guess you move high above the ground?

Materialize a gatling gun with gatling guns for barrels, and infinite ammo, and start mowing down those... things.

[2-2+1] Despite my approval of your terminology, you put the barrels on backwards. Respawn?

Respawn as a Space Marine.

[1] You respawn as an Imperial Guardsman.

>SOMEHOW BE STILL ALIVE UNDEAD

MAYBE MORE LIKE SKELETON NOW THOUGH

>MEDITATE IN NEWLY-CREATED PEACE AND QUIET

[6] You return to life! [4-1] You meditate a bit and determine that those things will probably try to eat you.
*looks up "Not Using the Z Word* on TV Tropes for more inspiration*

((I fail as what? Living or dead?

*Tiruin checks the OP.

You could make it clearer sometimes.))

REVIVE AS THE SAME CREATURE.

If you fail to respawn, you're not respawned. That usually means you're still dead.
[6] You respawn as a god of kitsunes. You are promptly bombarded with prayers.

LETS WORK TOGETHER

FORM SUPERMECH WITH TAVIK. DISREGARD PREVIOUS POST.

[6,5] You form a super-powerful mech with two personalities! Tavik Toth's half is oversized, rendering the whole immobile. In addition, while tomio's arm (the left) has a rocket launcher, Tavik's half has only a gattling shotgun which runs out of ammo really, really fast.

GM Turn:
The Jägers [3v1] slaughter several infected by pointing at the far wall and removing the head or destroying the brain while their backs are turned.
The clanks [6] explode, destroying several things and killing [6] [5]...nothing directly, but the Jägers jumped away hard enough that they scattered into the horde whilst prone.
The fire burns on. [1] The PCs catch on fire and lose all flammable items!

[Vorthon]

FUCK.

Respawn as a clankborg. For the lulz.

[Furtuka]

I hug everyone!

[misko27]

BUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
FIRE SHALL CONSUME ALL!! ALLL WILL BEEE AAAAAASH!!!!! BUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNN

>Unless I am no longer sentient, in which case be Tim the Enchanter.

[Cassandra]

"I'm so fucking sick of these mutha fucking zombies on this mutha fucking plane!" Laser the zombies to death. Burn the survivors with a lightsaber. Then crash a plane on them. ALL OF THEM. AT THE SAME TIME.

[tomio175]

Extend foot so we can move. Give feet-control to Talvik.

[Tavik Toth]

STOMP zombies
SHOOT zombies.

[LordSlowpoke]

SUMMON THE CONTENTS OF A TYPICAL /dev/null DIRECTORY
I seriously hope you interpret this right you smug GM, you
Cackle.

[GreatWyrmGold]

...A typical wha???

[Tiruin]

((Oh, thanks for that note GWG.))

"Oh goodness..this probably won't end up good- I meant satisfactory."

Begin addressing prayers, answering them only until the limits of my power - no sadistic wishes granted or destruction of the world, no granting a kill to anyone wishing ill to their fellowmen, no instant wealth or added lifespan for dubious reasons, No demons.

[Spinal_Taper]

Deny being in denial. Deny it so hard that the denial becomes true.

[Doomblade187]

Respawn as a Space Marine.

[1] You respawn as an Imperial Guardsman.

Thank you. I'm glad to see you understand how it works.

Kill ALL the zombies and gain a promotion!

[GreatWyrmGold]

FUCK.

Respawn as a clankborg. For the lulz.

[5] You find a lovely lady and enjoy her in the afterlife. Please remember how literally I take curse words.
[4-1] You're not a well-designed one. Probably a Spark's first project.
Speaking of sparks...

BUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
FIRE SHALL CONSUME ALL!! ALLL WILL BEEE AAAAAASH!!!!! BUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNN

>Unless I am no longer sentient, in which case be Tim the Enchanter.

[3] You fan the fire with your still-sentient ashes.

I hug everyone!

[3] You hug people quickly.

"I'm so fucking sick of these mutha fucking zombies on this mutha fucking plane!" Laser the zombies to death. Burn the survivors with a lightsaber. Then crash a plane on them. ALL OF THEM. AT THE SAME TIME.

Wait, plane?
[3-2] The laser explodes. [2-2-1] The plane crashes into a wall several hundred feet up. Respawn?

Extend foot so we can move. Give feet-control to Talvik.

STOMP zombies
SHOOT zombies.

[6] You stomp on some zombies with your overweighted foot, falling over. [1-1] You shoot tomio's part with your gattling shotgun. Respawn, tomio?

SUMMON THE CONTENTS OF A TYPICAL /dev/null DIRECTORY
color=transparent I seriously hope you interpret this right you smug GM, you
Cackle.

[1] You summon a CD, which hits the rock and shatters. One bit hits you in the eye. Respawn?

((Oh, thanks for that note GWG.))

"Oh goodness..this probably won't end up good- I meant satisfactory."

Begin addressing prayers, answering them only until the limits of my power - no sadistic wishes granted or destruction of the world, no granting a kill to anyone wishing ill to their fellowmen, no instant wealth or added lifespan for dubious reasons, No demons.

[1-1] You accidentally grant a prayer about coming to a birthday party and giving eternal life and godly power to a three-year-old. You are stripped of your divine status.

Deny being in denial. Deny it so hard that the denial becomes true.

[1] You deny it so hard that the denial is irreversibly false.

Respawn as a Space Marine.

[1] You respawn as an Imperial Guardsman.

Thank you. I'm glad to see you understand how it works.

Kill ALL the zombies and gain a promotion!

[3] You kill a dozen walkers. Not bad.

GM Turn:
The zombies attack Doomblade, Furtaka, Vorthon  Yoink, and the Jägers, since they're the only edible things nearby. [6,6,1,2,3v6,4,3,5,1] Doomblade avoids the attack by chopping off the bitten arm, Furtaka gets mauled but is alive, Vorthon and Yoink avoid injury, and the Jägers get bitten.
A drop pod hits [3] the laboratory. Six Omega Marauders marines file out, marauding towards the zombies.