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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism II: Derm'd again  (Read 49716 times)

misko27

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: So many NPCs...Why?
« Reply #120 on: November 04, 2012, 01:25:35 pm »

Extract self from bed. Apologize to the couple that just had a snake girl in their bed.
Somehow you are either going to ask to join, or insult their mothers.
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Doomblade187

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: So many NPCs...Why?
« Reply #121 on: November 04, 2012, 01:26:45 pm »

Extract self from bed. Apologize to the couple that just had a snake girl in their bed.
Somehow you are either going to ask to join, or insult their mothers.

Probably both. Just thinking.
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tomio175

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: So many NPCs...Why?
« Reply #122 on: November 04, 2012, 01:28:16 pm »

Take over giant mech.
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Yoink

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: So many NPCs...Why?
« Reply #123 on: November 04, 2012, 04:46:49 pm »

>BLOCK EARS WITH DIRT, CONTINUE MEDITATION
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: So many NPCs...Why?
« Reply #124 on: November 04, 2012, 08:21:13 pm »

"And now a mech."

Create a field ward which forms a sanctuary-area from harm. AKA, Shield self.

Edit:

If DEAD, AGAIN. RE-FRICKIN'-REVIVE AS THE SAME CREATURE!
Nope, you're miraculously still alive.
[1+1] No luck...

What happened to the awesome accent?

KICK TURTLE ISLAND IN NARDS.
Hyu hed no action.
2] Hyu missed, sveethot! Heppy?

ZOMBIES I COMMAND YE TO CONSUME AND INFECT
No zombies.

Join the winning swordsman, and help him defeat the others.
[3] You inch closer to the winning guy.

WE ARE NOW ALOTTA ANTS.

Expand Nest for new ants.
Be glad people killing everything are in other room.
[5] Nest get! Yum, bits of Tavik!

Respawn on earth.
Be in a challenger 2 tank.
[3] You're a British tank on the island turtle.

Continue being stubborn. Spawn as the Anti-GM, collide with the GM.
[0] You are locked in a little closet in the World Serpent Inn.

Extract self from bed. Apologize to the couple that just had a snake girl in their bed.
That does sound awkward, now that you mention it...
[3] You are bodily hauled out the door. Ow, your tail!

Take over giant mech.
[2v6] No dice, but no action from the mech either.

>BLOCK EARS WITH DIRT, CONTINUE MEDITATION
[4] Ears blocked! [4+1-1] You finally get some peace...

GM Turn:
The island tortoise [3] shakes Vorthon over to the edge of its shell.
The clones do nothing, but look sinisterly at the nearby people.
The swordsman who is "winning" [6] grabs Doomblade187 by the blade, lacerating his hand. The others [2,4v×,2] manage to give him a ablack eye.
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Vorthon

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: So many NPCs...Why?
« Reply #125 on: November 04, 2012, 08:25:40 pm »

KICK AGAIN. FOR DE HAT. FOR NARNIA. FOR REVENGE.
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misko27

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: Does no one like you?
« Reply #126 on: November 04, 2012, 08:35:59 pm »

Send Contingent of workers guarded by warriors to World Serpent Inn to establish base, preferably whatever room Cassandra is In.
Rally all insects in Inn to unite Into the Insect republic of Minimalist RTD's!
« Last Edit: November 05, 2012, 04:43:25 pm by misko27 »
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: Does no one like you?
« Reply #127 on: November 04, 2012, 08:38:55 pm »

Be the world serpent. Rebel.
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Cassandra

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: Does no one like you?
« Reply #128 on: November 04, 2012, 08:39:09 pm »

"Well, that could have went better." Find empty room so I can relax and focus on future plans.
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Doomblade187

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: Does no one like you?
« Reply #129 on: November 04, 2012, 09:21:07 pm »

Slash the losing swordsmen.
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Tiruin

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: Does no one like you?
« Reply #130 on: November 04, 2012, 11:10:47 pm »

Summon friendly foxfire to my aid.
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tomio175

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: Does no one like you?
« Reply #131 on: November 05, 2012, 11:02:04 am »

TRY AGAIN!
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Tavik Toth

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: Does no one like you?
« Reply #132 on: November 05, 2012, 01:16:38 pm »

Go to earth.
Form army/nation of tanks like in the video game seek and destroy.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: Does no one like you?
« Reply #133 on: November 05, 2012, 02:27:53 pm »

Respawn as GRAVITY!
THEN DIE, CAUSING EVERYONE TO FLOAT TO SPACE!
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Furtuka

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: Does no one like you?
« Reply #134 on: November 05, 2012, 04:38:18 pm »

Infect more dead bodies
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