FUCK EVERYTHING UP WITH VIOLENCE AND HAMMINESS.
[6] Hyu forces make a mighty schtrike against de foe! Betveen losses und de soldiers turned into hemmers (you kommund vas misunderstood), hyu only hef vun hundred und tirty-fiff soldiers left, includink hyuself.
Rebuild force, more ants!
Then send propaganda to the wounded enemies, telling them they will be spared if they join us. If they don't, we unleash the magic of fire!
[1] The queen lays eggs, gets the munchies, and eats the eggs and 15 workers.
[2-1] Propaganda sent. Messenger eaten. Return strike force being prepared. They would have left you alone, too.
Improve Foxfire - more fiery. 
[3] The foxfire, which you really should explain what it is, glows brighter.
Pay for room. Not with stolen gold, or anything, of course!
[2] You're broke.
ADAPT PASS THEIR IMMUNITY
ATTACK THE MECHS MORE
[6] You won't be stopped by their peaky immunity anymore! Sadly, now you'll ONLY affect the immune, and they pretty much all got killed by an army of Jägermonstern. [1-1] You try to grow menacingly on the mech, but you get set on fire. Respawn?
>MEDITATE.
You got killed by Jägers. Respawn?
Become famous one-man-band, get tons of money and then buy my own private army.
You were dead when the turn started and if not, you'd be dead now. Respawn?
Try to form a nation or army of tanks again.
Turn into a armoured core from game of same name.
[3] You found a nation of tanks! There's half a dozen big zombies, a hundred water-containing containers, Durrell Babbs, and yourself. Oh, and a neat big building with a door into the main room. [5-1] You force me to look Armored Core up.
Contemplate the use of '0' as a roll. Nothing is everything, and everything is nothing. Thus, 0 is also 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6. Therefore, defeat the rules of the universe.
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[5] Contemplated. You consider the possibility of a god who doesn't want the universe to die quickly.
Respawn as a swordsman and pick up the sword with '187' on it.
[6] It sticks to your hand!
GM Turn:
[3+1] The mech recovers from overheating and glares at the Jägermonstern.
The hive [2] can't find more bugs, then sends an army to misko's nest.
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