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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism II: Derm'd again  (Read 50419 times)

Vorthon

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: The Island has Landed
« Reply #60 on: October 31, 2012, 09:49:01 pm »

DIG UP!
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misko27

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: The Island has Landed
« Reply #61 on: October 31, 2012, 09:50:08 pm »

Evolve into superior form of bee
Them be more bees.
« Last Edit: October 31, 2012, 09:59:40 pm by misko27 »
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: A Murder-Omnicide Pact
« Reply #62 on: October 31, 2012, 09:55:03 pm »

Be King Leonidas. Kick Persians.
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Cassandra

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: A Murder-Omnicide Pact
« Reply #63 on: October 31, 2012, 09:57:25 pm »

Meditate on creating a Gate to the World Serpent Inn. As a Phantom, due to my understanding of the Universe!
« Last Edit: October 31, 2012, 11:06:51 pm by Cassandra »
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

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Furtuka

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: A Murder-Omnicide Pact
« Reply #64 on: October 31, 2012, 09:59:12 pm »

I respawn as a zombiefying fungus
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Tiruin

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: A Murder-Omnicide Pact
« Reply #65 on: October 31, 2012, 10:00:27 pm »

((Ignore action?))
((Redact that, nobody told me I was distinctly DEAD.))

Respawn as a Kitsune.
« Last Edit: October 31, 2012, 10:18:04 pm by Tiruin »
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: Don't you Care About Being Scammed?
« Reply #66 on: October 31, 2012, 10:12:23 pm »

The spac...island lands! Cassandra is safe in the laboratory along with Doomblade,and Vorthon is un Jäeger, but everyone else...Respawn?
"Respawn?" Is TAoM code for "You just died, now what'll you be when you come back?"
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: The Island has Landed
« Reply #67 on: October 31, 2012, 11:02:03 pm »

Respawn as giant autonomous kill-mech that isn't malfunctioning, kill stuff.
[5] You're a state-of-the-art Warmech. [6] You kill everyone (except Vorthon, protected by the island). This includes you. Respawn?

Respawn as the god!
[6] You are the God of Atheism.

Respawn as multi-use stinger bees.
Go to lab and focus on cure for colony collapse disorder.

[3] You are 34 wasps. [3-1] No such luck.

Respawn as battlestar galactica. Then jump to mars if possible.
[1] You're a Cylon.

((I'm not in the PC lineup! D:))

Dig my way out from under the island. Then go completely berserk and kill something.
[1] Hyu iz in deeper...

Respawn exactly as I was the moment before everyone died
[3] You respawn the way you were before tomio killed everyone. You're a ghost!

GM Turn:
Um...all the NPCs are dead...
All these peoples actions were AFTER the tomio kill everyone event. Only these people and vorthon are therefore alive. Therefore Cassandra is dead. As specified by Greatwyrm. I'll take my annoying as hell badge now.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: A Murder-Omnicide Pact
« Reply #68 on: October 31, 2012, 11:13:58 pm »

>TRY AGAIN.

GOTTA WORK SOMETIME, RIGHT? I AM TOO ZEN TO DIE, DANGIT
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: A Murder-Omnicide Pact
« Reply #69 on: November 01, 2012, 03:08:25 am »

HAVE MILLIONS OF FOLLOWERS, GET THEM TO DESTROY THE LABORATORY.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: A Murder-Omnicide Pact
« Reply #70 on: November 01, 2012, 06:59:36 am »

Respawn again as state of the art autonomous warmech, kill everyone again, excluding myself this time.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: A Murder-Omnicide Pact
« Reply #71 on: November 01, 2012, 11:49:38 am »

Evolve into battlestar.
Jump to caprica.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: The Island has Landed
« Reply #72 on: November 01, 2012, 07:56:22 pm »

DIG UP!
[2] Hyu iz not verra lucky...

Evolve into superior form of bee
Them be more bees.

Evolution doesn't work that way! [1] You turn into a colony of 34 ants, [1] and a single queen on top of that.

Be King Leonidas. Kick Persians.
[4] You're Leonidas, but have no Persians to kick.

Meditate on creating a Gate to the World Serpent Inn. As a Phantom, due to my understanding of the Universe!
Okay.

I respawn as a zombiefying fungus
[4] Uh...check.

((Ignore action?))
((Redact that, nobody told me I was distinctly DEAD.))

Respawn as a Kitsune.
[4] Check.

>TRY AGAIN.

GOTTA WORK SOMETIME, RIGHT? I AM TOO ZEN TO DIE, DANGIT
Um...ah. Um, turn what into the island?

HAVE MILLIONS OF FOLLOWERS, GET THEM TO DESTROY THE LABORATORY.
[2] Nice try.

Respawn again as state of the art autonomous warmech, kill everyone again, excluding myself this time.
[3] You're an obsolete battlemech, [1] recalled for a bug which caused its main chaingun to set off the fuel. Respawn?

Evolve into battlestar.
Jump to caprica.
Evolution STILL does not work that way! [2] Hence, no dice.

GM Turn:
Um, still no NPCs.

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I should note that if you want a new room, just say you're entering it and I'll roll to see if you make the new room. Just like the mech did!
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Furtuka

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: A Murder-Omnicid
« Reply #73 on: November 01, 2012, 07:57:37 pm »

INFECT ALL THE DEAD BODIES
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Vorthon

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: A Murder-Omnicide Pact
« Reply #74 on: November 01, 2012, 07:58:00 pm »

DIG UP! FOR NIZE HATZ EVERYWHERE!
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