Are there bees left? If no respawn as fire-proof bees.
If yes develop multi-use stingers.
Regardless of which occurs, flee the spaceship.
No. [3] You are a fireproof bee.
Make sure I'm not under the spaceship, and focus on my next action.
[5] You move into the laboratory.
I'll typically require you to not do much of anything and, more importantly, say what your next action is before you can focus on it.
"Oh hmm. Spaceship."
Browse dictionary, then begin comparing what was in the other book to what I'm trying to comprehend to learn it.
[5] You think you've got a decent translation. Now to re--
Spawn as a Jägermonster, with the prerequisite (nize) hat. Bite things.
[4] Hyu iz un Jägermonster! Hy vill be vriting hyu turns like thiz, sveethot!
[1] Hyu bitez hyu arm.
Throw a rock at te spaceship
Reclaim my 5-gun
[3] It clips the outside and falls down. The spaceship is unaffected. [6-1v1] You grab the 5-gun and anailater's hand.
Harness the neverending power of Hawtness to slaughter the evil.
[3v4] anailater is unaffected.
Respawn as trampoline save world!
[2] You remain handlessly human.
>AWAKE FROM TRANCE LONG ENOUGH TO TRANSFORM FALLING SHIP INTO A MAGICAL FLOATING ISLAND COMPLETE WITH BEAUTIFUL FLORA, PICTURESQUE, CRYSTAL-CLEAR STREAMS AND A FLOCK OF SWEET SONGBIRDS
(I GET SEVERAL UNUSED TURNS WORTH OF MEDITATION BONUSES FOR THIS ACTION)
>THEN RETURN TO MEDITATION ATOP PEACEFUL ISLAND
[6+2] You turn the ship into a magical island, which continues to fall.
GM Turn:
The cloaker flees to the laboratory.
The mech [1] angers God and gets smitten by lightning!
The spac...island lands! Cassandra is safe in the laboratory along with Doomblade,and Vorthon is un Jäeger, but everyone else...Respawn?
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