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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism II: Derm'd again  (Read 49613 times)

anailater

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: Spaceship Incoming!!
« Reply #45 on: October 31, 2012, 03:12:20 am »

Respawn as trampoline save world!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: Spaceship Incoming!!
« Reply #46 on: October 31, 2012, 03:34:14 am »

>AWAKE FROM TRANCE LONG ENOUGH TO TRANSFORM FALLING SHIP INTO A MAGICAL FLOATING ISLAND COMPLETE WITH BEAUTIFUL FLORA, PICTURESQUE, CRYSTAL-CLEAR STREAMS AND A FLOCK OF SWEET SONGBIRDS

(I GET SEVERAL UNUSED TURNS WORTH OF MEDITATION BONUSES FOR THIS ACTION)

>THEN RETURN TO MEDITATION ATOP PEACEFUL ISLAND
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: Don't you Care About Being Scammed?
« Reply #47 on: October 31, 2012, 06:59:39 am »

Are there bees left? If no respawn as fire-proof bees.
If yes develop multi-use stingers.
Regardless of which occurs, flee the spaceship.
No. [3] You are a fireproof bee.

Make sure I'm not under the spaceship, and focus on my next action.
[5] You move into the laboratory.
I'll typically require you to not do much of anything and, more importantly, say what your next action is before you can focus on it.

"Oh hmm. Spaceship."

Browse dictionary, then begin comparing what was in the other book to what I'm trying to comprehend to learn it.
[5] You think you've got a decent translation. Now to re--

Spawn as a Jägermonster, with the prerequisite (nize) hat. Bite things.
[4] Hyu iz un Jägermonster! Hy vill be vriting hyu turns like thiz, sveethot!
[1] Hyu bitez hyu arm.

Throw a rock at te spaceship

Reclaim my 5-gun
[3] It clips the outside and falls down. The spaceship is unaffected. [6-1v1] You grab the 5-gun and anailater's hand.

Harness the neverending power of Hawtness to slaughter the evil.
[3v4] anailater is unaffected.

Respawn as trampoline save world!
[2] You remain handlessly human.

>AWAKE FROM TRANCE LONG ENOUGH TO TRANSFORM FALLING SHIP INTO A MAGICAL FLOATING ISLAND COMPLETE WITH BEAUTIFUL FLORA, PICTURESQUE, CRYSTAL-CLEAR STREAMS AND A FLOCK OF SWEET SONGBIRDS

(I GET SEVERAL UNUSED TURNS WORTH OF MEDITATION BONUSES FOR THIS ACTION)

>THEN RETURN TO MEDITATION ATOP PEACEFUL ISLAND
[6+2] You turn the ship into a magical island, which continues to fall.

GM Turn:
The cloaker flees to the laboratory.
The mech [1] angers God and gets smitten by lightning!
The spac...island lands! Cassandra is safe in the laboratory along with Doomblade,and Vorthon is un Jäeger, but everyone else...Respawn?
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: The Island has Landed
« Reply #48 on: October 31, 2012, 07:18:01 am »

>HARNESS INTENSE POWERS OF MEDITATION ZEN

>STAND UP FROM BENEATH FALLEN ISLAND WHILST CHANTING, LIFT IT ABOVE MY HEAD AND HOLD IT THERE, ATLAS STYLE
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: The Island has Landed
« Reply #49 on: October 31, 2012, 07:39:53 am »

Respawn as giant autonomous kill-mech that isn't malfunctioning, kill stuff.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: The Island has Landed
« Reply #50 on: October 31, 2012, 07:51:31 am »

Read that manual about Conjuration and begin learning it thanks to the translator...
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: The Island has Landed
« Reply #51 on: October 31, 2012, 08:17:57 am »

Respawn as the god!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: The Island has Landed
« Reply #52 on: October 31, 2012, 08:55:10 am »

Respawn as multi-use stinger bees.
Go to lab and focus on cure for colony collapse disorder.
« Last Edit: October 31, 2012, 03:08:07 pm by misko27 »
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: The Island has Landed
« Reply #53 on: October 31, 2012, 12:07:41 pm »

Respawn as battlestar galactica. Then jump to mars if possible.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: The Island has Landed
« Reply #54 on: October 31, 2012, 12:22:57 pm »

PTW. This looks interesting.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: The Island has Landed
« Reply #55 on: October 31, 2012, 02:49:50 pm »

((I'm not in the PC lineup! D:))

Dig my way out from under the island. Then go completely berserk and kill something.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: The Island has Landed
« Reply #56 on: October 31, 2012, 02:57:14 pm »

Focus on a six turn meditation to recreate the city of Sigil, as well as a door leading to it, in this universe.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: The Island has Landed
« Reply #57 on: October 31, 2012, 04:44:11 pm »

Respawn exactly as I was the moment before everyone died
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: The Island has Landed
« Reply #58 on: October 31, 2012, 05:10:44 pm »

((I'm not in the PC lineup! D:)).
Oops.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: The Island has Landed
« Reply #59 on: October 31, 2012, 09:46:15 pm »

>HARNESS INTENSE POWERS OF MEDITATION ZEN

>STAND UP FROM BENEATH FALLEN ISLAND WHILST CHANTING, LIFT IT ABOVE MY HEAD AND HOLD IT THERE, ATLAS STYLE
You're dead, [3-2] and therefore do nothing.

Respawn as giant autonomous kill-mech that isn't malfunctioning, kill stuff.
[5] You're a state-of-the-art Warmech. [6] You kill everyone (except Vorthon, protected by the island). This includes you. Respawn?

Respawn as the god!
[6] You are the God of Atheism.

Respawn as multi-use stinger bees.
Go to lab and focus on cure for colony collapse disorder.

[3] You are 34 wasps. [3-1] No such luck.

Respawn as battlestar galactica. Then jump to mars if possible.
[1] You're a Cylon.

((I'm not in the PC lineup! D:))

Dig my way out from under the island. Then go completely berserk and kill something.
[1] Hyu iz in deeper...

Respawn exactly as I was the moment before everyone died
[3] You respawn the way you were before tomio killed everyone. You're a ghost!

GM Turn:
Um...all the NPCs are dead...
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