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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism II: Derm'd again  (Read 50151 times)

Doomblade187

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: Don't you Care About Being Scammed?
« Reply #30 on: October 28, 2012, 05:44:54 pm »
I regrow my hand and hop into the mech I just created.
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In any case it would be a battle of critical thinking and I refuse to fight an unarmed individual.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: Don't you Care About Being Scammed?
« Reply #31 on: October 30, 2012, 04:19:52 pm »
Quote from: Tavik Toth on October 28, 2012, 08:55:48 am
Help mech knock wall down
If that doesn't work teleport me and mech onto a spaceship
[1] The mech breaks an arm. [6] You get teleported into a spaceship which appears several thousand feet above the floor in the original room.

Quote from: Tiruin on October 28, 2012, 10:08:52 am
Examine self. Do I have Sylvan heritage?
Now that you mention it...[2] No.

Quote from: Cassandra on October 28, 2012, 10:49:00 am
Preform a Xantalos. Waste turn flailing uselessly, and boasting about universal destruction.
[1] You create a viable plan.

Quote from: Furtuka on October 28, 2012, 10:50:10 am
I grab 5 and transform it into a gun.
It's a he. [4] He's now a gun.

Quote from: anailater on October 28, 2012, 11:28:02 am
I grab Furtuka and use him as a gun while he uses 5 as a gun to shoot the mech.
[2v6] Amazingly, while Furtaka drops his 5-gun, he doesn't decide to be used as a 5-gun-gun.

Quote from: misko27 on October 28, 2012, 05:35:36 pm
Respawn as bees.
℅4] You are 215 bees.

Quote from: Doomblade187 on October 28, 2012, 05:44:54 pm
I regrow my hand and hop into the mech I just created.
[4] Hand get! [6] Mech entered! Wait, you forgot an exit...
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: Don't you Care About Being Scammed?
« Reply #32 on: October 30, 2012, 04:27:46 pm »
Grab the 5 gun, give EVERYONE 5'S.
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Quote from: piecewise on August 12, 2012, 01:15:26 am
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: Don't you Care About Being Scammed?
« Reply #33 on: October 30, 2012, 04:29:31 pm »
... I just failed at failing? How does one fail at failing?

Take my Viable Plan of Destruction, and meditate on it to gain a deeper understanding of the fleetingness of life, and attempt to gain a bonus to my rolls.
« Last Edit: October 30, 2012, 04:46:46 pm by Cassandra »
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"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: Don't you Care About Being Scammed?
« Reply #34 on: October 30, 2012, 05:40:49 pm »
Quote from: anailater on October 30, 2012, 04:27:46 pm
Grab the 5 gun, give EVERYONE 5'S.
No. Sting this motherfucker.

Quote from: Cassandra on October 30, 2012, 04:29:31 pm
... I just failed at failing? How does one fail at failing?

Take my Viable Plan of Destruction, and meditate on it to gain a deeper understanding of the fleetingness of life, and attempt to gain a bonus to my rolls.
Buzz in her ears.
Develop immunity to insecticides. And fire.
« Last Edit: October 30, 2012, 07:29:16 pm by misko27 »
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: Don't you Care About Being Scammed?
« Reply #35 on: October 30, 2012, 06:08:22 pm »
Conjure flamethrower, burn bees.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: Don't you Care About Being Scammed?
« Reply #36 on: October 30, 2012, 07:28:17 pm »
Attack anailater with the mech before he can 5 everyone.
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Quote from: Hanslanda on October 27, 2018, 12:45:27 pm
In any case it would be a battle of critical thinking and I refuse to fight an unarmed individual.
Quote from: JoshuaFH on February 13, 2020, 07:38:07 am
One mustn't stare into the pathos, lest one become Pathos.

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: Don't you Care About Being Scammed?
« Reply #37 on: October 30, 2012, 08:34:48 pm »
Summon up that omnilingual dictionary I saw the other day that can successfully translate what I've seen to my understanding.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: Don't you Care About Being Scammed?
« Reply #38 on: October 30, 2012, 08:53:15 pm »
Quote from: anailater on October 30, 2012, 04:27:46 pm
Grab the 5 gun, give EVERYONE 5'S.
Quote from: misko27 on October 30, 2012, 05:40:49 pm
Quote from: anailater on October 30, 2012, 04:27:46 pm
Grab the 5 gun, give EVERYONE 5'S.
No. Sting this motherfucker.
Quote from: Doomblade187 on October 30, 2012, 07:28:17 pm
Attack anailater with the mech before he can 5 everyone.
Fun.
[4-1] Everyone gets one closer to five this turn!

Quote from: Cassandra on October 30, 2012, 04:29:31 pm
... I just failed at failing? How does one fail at failing?
Take my Viable Plan of Destruction, and meditate on it to gain a deeper understanding of the fleetingness of life, and attempt to gain a bonus to my rolls.
Quote from: misko27 on October 30, 2012, 05:40:49 pm
Quote from: Cassandra on October 30, 2012, 04:29:31 pm
... I just failed at failing? How does one fail at failing?

Take my Viable Plan of Destruction, and meditate on it to gain a deeper understanding of the fleetingness of life, and attempt to gain a bonus to my rolls.
Buzz in her ears.
[5-1+1] You understand Life. You will get a +1 bonus to all future rolls that you take extra time (~1 turn) to think about. Unless you roll a 2, which fails, or a 1, which gives you -1.

Quote from: misko27 on October 30, 2012, 05:40:49 pm
Develop immunity to insecticides. And fire.
Two. Actions.

Quote from: tomio175 on October 30, 2012, 06:08:22 pm
Conjure flamethrower, burn bees.
[6] Ready to Pyro! Oh, and you're on fire. [4+1] Thankfully, the bees are, too. Respawn?

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Quote from: Doomblade187 on October 30, 2012, 07:28:17 pm
Attack anailater with the mech before he can 5 everyone.
Your post was later, so nope. However, [3+1] you do convince the mech to fire a shell down at anailater, [4+1v2+1] blowing him up. Respawn?
Huh, the spaceship you're in will crash next turn.

Quote from: Tiruin on October 30, 2012, 08:34:48 pm
Summon up that omnilingual dictionary I saw the other day that can successfully translate what I've seen to my understanding.
[6-2+1] You have a big, omnilingual dictionary. Good job!

GM Turn:
The cloaker decides to enjoy some Beès Suzette. [3+1v1+1] Omnomnom.
There is a spaceship falling...falling...it'll land next turn.
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Quote from: piecewise on April 19, 2014, 10:27:57 am
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: Don't you Care About Being Scammed?
« Reply #39 on: October 30, 2012, 08:56:21 pm »
Are there bees left? If no respawn as fire-proof bees.
If yes develop multi-use stingers.
Regardless of which occurs, flee the spaceship.
« Last Edit: October 30, 2012, 09:28:56 pm by misko27 »
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Cassandra

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: Spaceship Incoming!!
« Reply #40 on: October 30, 2012, 09:02:05 pm »
Make sure I'm not under the spaceship, and focus on my next action.
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

Quote from: Slayerhero90 on October 20, 2012, 05:53:59 pm
"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

Tiruin

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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: Spaceship Incoming!!
« Reply #41 on: October 30, 2012, 09:24:27 pm »
"Oh hmm. Spaceship."

Browse dictionary, then begin comparing what was in the other book to what I'm trying to comprehend to learn it.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: Spaceship Incoming!!
« Reply #42 on: October 30, 2012, 10:55:49 pm »
Spawn as a Jägermonster, with the prerequisite (nize) hat. Bite things.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: Spaceship Incoming!!
« Reply #43 on: October 30, 2012, 10:58:20 pm »
Throw a rock at te spaceship

Reclaim my 5-gun
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Re: The Art of Minimalism II: Spaceship Incoming!!
« Reply #44 on: October 30, 2012, 11:12:38 pm »
Harness the neverending power of Hawtness to slaughter the evil.
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