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Author Topic: Life Begins At Death - Epilogue: We Live And Live Again  (Read 546221 times)

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #630 on: November 11, 2012, 06:34:03 am »

Inside the Library...

James attempts to locate something to make his way around the university easier! Some kind of... map, perhaps?

[Search roll: 4]

He finds one! It is labeled "Ye Uniwersitie offe Majicke - Ye Peassante's Guidde". Score! Things are coming up James! This thing has every department of the university marked on it, labeled and explained in layman's terms! Must have been back from when peasants were allowed inside. What dark times those were.

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« Reply #631 on: November 11, 2012, 06:56:00 am »

Use the map to gt to the life studies dept.
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #632 on: November 11, 2012, 07:16:36 am »

Inside the Library...

James takes a closer look at the map...

There! The "Lyffe Studdees Deppartemennte"! Shouldn't be hard to find, eh?

[Search roll: 3+1]

It takes a short while, but he does find the department! Wasn't difficult at all!

[Security measures roll: 3]

Well, it's barricaded very much like all the other building around. The second floor, however, has an open window or two! A-ha! Opportunity!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #633 on: November 11, 2012, 07:23:36 am »

Call up and nicely ask permission to come in.
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #634 on: November 11, 2012, 08:54:05 am »

Outside the Life Studies Department...

James, hardly in a hurry anywhere, decides to go with asking nicely as his first avenue of entrance!

[Asking nicely roll: 1-2]

"Come out, you old bastards! I want to suck your blood! Don't make me come up there, 'cause damn, will you be sorry when I do! Vampire vengeance, baby, you do NOT want any of that happening to you!"

An old man's head pops out from up top!

"Vampire, eh? Get 'im, lads!"


All the second floor windows open and similarly elderly gentlemen pop out! They appear to have some strange weaponry! They start their attack!

[Lifemage 1 vs. James: 3+1 vs. 4+2-1]
[Lifemage 2 vs. James: 5+1 vs. 3+2-1]
[Lifemage 3 vs. James: 5+1 vs. 1+2-1]
[Lifemage 4 vs. James: 5+1 vs. 3+2-1]

James dodges a strange bolt fired from a crossbow! Whew! Nice dodge! However, that hardly prepares him for the next two bolts striking him in the right leg! Good gods almighty, that hurts! Like a white-hot bullet of horrible agony has lodged in his calf!

[Intelligence roll: 5+1]

Ah. Hawthorn. That explains it. Well, he's screwed. However, James is unprepared for the worst - a bolo tying itself around his neck and tightening uncomfortably! However, this is no ordinary bolo! This is a bolo weighted with garlic!

[Will roll: 3+1]

James retches extremely painfully, but all of his internal anatomy remains in its original place! Well, the bits that weren't missing already, that is.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #635 on: November 11, 2012, 09:00:48 am »

Fleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
and hope that my chimp friend comes to the rescue.
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #636 on: November 11, 2012, 09:22:12 am »

Outside the Life Studies Department...

James is unwilling to become victim to a firing squad such as this one! He attempts to pull himself together and run!

[Will roll: 2+1]

He can only manage it with great difficulty, but he starts to run anyway!

[Movement roll: 3-1]

He doesn't get very far, though, before the people in the building open fire once more!

[Lifemage 1 vs. James: 5+1 vs. 6+1]
[Lifemage 2 vs. James: 1+1 vs. 6+1]
[Lifemage 3 vs. James: 5+1 vs. 6+1]
[Lifemage 4 vs. James: 6+1 vs. 6+1]

James leaps to one side, then another, easily avoiding three crossbow bolts! He turns to face the fourth, catches it in his hand and hurls it back like a dart!

[James vs. Lifemage 2: 5+1 vs. 3-1]

The bolt flies through the air with perfect precision, striking the man who fired it straight in the belly! He begins to bleed heavily!

[Lifemage 2 endurance roll: 6]

The lifemage, however, will not be stopped by something as trivial as that! He still aims his crossbow straight and true even while his precious blood flows out the window!

[Chimp location roll: 6]

What James doesn't know, however, is that the six-armed chimpanzee he shares a friendly rivalry with is still nearby, on the roof of the Life Studies Department, in fact!

[Chimp idea roll: 5]

It hears something like the cries of pain and agony it so fondly remembers James making! It decides to investigate!

Oh my, those are the cries of pain and agony James makes! It better help him! It decides to enter through one of the side windows and leap on one of James' attackers!

[Chimp vs. Lifemage 1: 6+3 vs. 4-1]

The chimp performs six well-aimed stabs to the lifemage's chest from behind! The lifemage, very much like his compatriot a few moments ago, begins to bleed quite horribly!

[Lifemage 1 endurance roll: 5]

The lifemage soldiers on sufficiently to cast a spell!

[Lifemage 1 magic roll: 4+1]

The wounds on his chest immediately glow with white light, closing up in seconds!

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #637 on: November 11, 2012, 09:26:28 am »

((how in the name of Pascitarus did I dodge those bolts?))
Pick up a couple of bolts and fling them back at the a life mags the chimp isn't fighting.
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #638 on: November 11, 2012, 09:47:10 am »

Outside the Life Studies Department...

James thinks he might have good thing going here! He picks up the four bolts that aren't in his leg and chucks one of them at a lifemage that isn't distracted!

[James vs. Lifemage 3: 2+1 vs. 4]

However, he has no such luck this time, possibly because of insufficient inspiration! The bolt/dart sticks into the side of the building!

[Lifemage 2 vs. James: 1+1-1 vs. 5+1]
[Lifemage 3 vs. James: 6+1 vs. 3+1]
[Lifemage 4 vs. James: 5+1 vs. 1+1]

James, willing to go for a streak, catches a bolt from the bleeding one and throws it back!

[James vs. Lifemage 2: 5+1 vs. 4-1]

The arrow goes through the mage's shoulder, making him scream in agony!

[Lifemage 2 endurance roll: 2]

The lifemage attempts to hold up his crossbow, but fails and collapses back into the building, presumably bleeding heavily!

James is about to celebrate, but he is interrupted by two more bolts! One catches him in the left leg, the other one goes through his neck!

[Will roll: 5+1]

It doesn't even slow James down, however!

[Chimp idea roll: 3]

The chimp looks at the now-healed lifemage in horror! Oh dear. It didn't count on this! It stands indecisively for a second!

[Lifemage 1 magic roll: 4+1]

The lifemage in front of him waves his arms! The chimpanzee begins to choke!

[Chimp endurance roll: 2]

It drops to the ground, blacking out after twenty seconds or so!

[Lifemage empathy roll: 5]

The lifemage relaxes his death grip, allowing the chimp to rest for now!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #639 on: November 11, 2012, 09:48:57 am »

((noooooo! Not the Chimp!))

Find cover, fling bolt at life Mage 1
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #640 on: November 11, 2012, 09:57:56 am »

Outside the Life Studies Department...

James tries to find cover!

[Search roll: 2]

There isn't any! Dammit! He tries to hit a lifemage that seems to have turned his back for a moment with a flung bolt!

[James vs. Lifemage 1: 6+1 vs. 2-1]

He manages to land a solid hit through the mage's throat!

[Lifemage 1 endurance roll: 6-1]

The mage turns around gurgling and points at himself!

[Lifemage 1 magic roll: 2]

He waves around impotently for a while, but nothing happens!

[Lifemage 1 endurance roll: 4-1]

The lifemage stumbles and drops to the ground!

[Lifemage 3 vs. James: 4+1 vs. 5+1]
[Lifemage 4 vs. James: 6+1 vs. 5+1]

James dodges one more bolt, though he is grazed by another!

[Will roll: 4+1]

James keeps himself under control and walking! It is pretty hard to concentrate with a GARLIC BOLO wrapped around his neck, though!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #641 on: November 11, 2012, 10:00:08 am »

Fling darts and garlic bolo at remaining mages
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #642 on: November 11, 2012, 10:35:02 am »

Outside the Life Studies Department...

James is getting really tired of that garlic bolo, oh yes! He attempts to remove it from his neck!

[Will roll: 5+1]
[Removal roll: 5]

He untangles it in seconds and tries to hurl it at his remaining adversaries!

[James vs. Lifemage 3: 3+1 vs. 6]

He attempts to swing it, but can't get a good trajectory due to his own inexperience! It just breaks one of the third floor windows!

[Lifemage 3 vs. James: 1+1 vs. 6+1]
[Lifemage 4 vs. James: 1+1 vs. 1+1]

For his next act, James catches yet another bolt! With his teeth! While leaping through the air to position himself in its path, nearly receiving another one to the gut for his trouble! He takes the bolt out of his mouth and hurls it back!

[James vs. Lifemage 3: 6+1 vs. 2]

It catches the lifemage in the lung! He wheezes and sputters!

[Lifemage 3 endurance roll: 1]

Coughing vast amounts of blood, the lifemage lurches forward and falls out of the second floor window!

[Landing roll: 3]

He flops on the ground like a bag of sand, releasing a final spurt of blood from his mouth before dying painfully!

[Lifemage 4 morale roll: 2]

The last lifemage, upon witnessing his comrade die quite horribly, decides to retreat! Heh, James wishes he could see his face when he sees the corpses of the other two!
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #643 on: November 11, 2012, 10:48:11 am »

Shake off my concience and try again.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter Two: Books, Baubles and Boyfriends!
« Reply #644 on: November 11, 2012, 10:54:34 am »

Inside the home of Bernie...

Jordan attempts to shake off his pangs of guilt and try again!

[Wake-up roll: 3]

He gently pokes Bernie's sister with his cadaverous finger!

[Sleep roll: 4+1]

She just sleeps as soundly as ever! Dang.
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