On the road to Bernie's...
Alaric, utilizing the statue's moment of weakness, launches a telekinetic sneak attack!
[Alaric vs. Marcus: 4 vs. 3]
He slightly pushes the stone creature away, distracting him!
"OH MY. YOU HAVE WEAKENED MY STONE BODY. FOR THAT, YOU MUST DIE PAINFULLY."
[Marcus vs. Beautiful Man: 2 vs. 4]
The statue attempts to tear the beautiful man in half, but his magic has been severely weakened as well! Oh my!
"Ha! How does it feel to operate on our level, motherfucker? Hell yeah!"
[Beautiful Man vs. Marcus: 2 vs. 6]
The beautiful man begins to gesture!
"I'M AFRAID THERE'S BEEN SOME KIND OF MISTAKE."
[Counterattack: Marcus vs. Beautiful Man: 4 vs. 4]
The statue attempts to do something unspeakable once more, but can't seem to overcome the resistance of the beautiful man!
"FILTHY SNEAK-ATTACKING RAT, USING YOUR METAMORPHOSIS TO TRY AND DEFEAT ME."
"Hey, fuck you too, man!"
[Alaric vs. Marcus: 1 vs. 1]
Alaric attempts to perform a telekinetic attack, but only manages to push himself backwards! Marcus turns to him!
[Marcus vs. Alaric: 1 vs. 1]
He also only manages to push himself backward! Oh dear.
"AWFUL LITTLE INSECTS."
[Morale roll: 4]
It appears to consider something.
"NO, I MUSTN'T. IT WOULD SET A PRECEDENT."
[Beautiful Man magic roll: 2]
The cycle of nothing happening has concluded as even the beautiful man can't manage to get any magic done!
[Alaric vs. Marcus: 2 vs. 5]
Alaric tries to break the cycle, but the statue acts first!
[Counterattack: Marcus vs. Alaric: 3 vs. 4]
Alaric manages to keep all his limbs attached!
[Marcus vs. Alaric: 2 vs. 1]
He does, however, get slightly dragged around by the statue's telekinesis!
[Beautiful Man magic roll: 3]
The statue glows for a bit, but then dims again! As the statue turns to inflict violent reprisal on the beautiful man, Alaric tries to somehow move it once more!
[Alaric vs. Marcus: 5 vs. 4]
This time, he manages to make the statue become somewhat unsteady!
[Marcus vs. Beautiful Man: 2 vs. 6]
Unsteady enough to completely fail to dismember the beautiful man!
[Counterattack: Beautiful Man vs. Marcus: 6 vs. 2]
The beautiful man turns one of the statue's arms into an ordinary chicken!
[Beautiful Man vs. Marcus: 1 vs. 3]
He is about to turn some more of him into a chicken, but accidentally turns a tree into a lizard! A pretty harmless lizard, though.
[Marcus morale roll: 1]
"OH, BOLLOCKS TO THIS. THE ONLY THING THAT CAN COME OF THIS BATTLE IS MORE HUMILIATION."
[Marcus magic roll: 1]
He turns out to have been right! He charges up his telekinesis and flies off directly upwards! In a helical motion! It looks rather silly, to be honest!
"Yeah, you better run, chicken-arm motherfucker!"
Alaric sits down, dissatisfied at his lack of significant contribution to the battle. Oh well.
Outside yet another burning building of the University of Magic...
James looks for some preferred victims!
[Intelligence roll: ?+1]
There's one! It's unmistakably one of them. That stupid face, those tasteless clothes, that scoundrel-like manner... it can be no other!
Outside the Demonic Studies Department...
Vincent tries to look for a weak point in the building's security layout!
[Search roll: 3]
Hm, one of the windows seems to have bars that are more worn. Perhaps they'd be weak to physical assault?
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