Inside the Life Studies Department...Oh no! Chimp! Not you too!
James runs up to his old friend and attempts to practice medicine!
[Medicine roll: 6]
Well, it's not dead! Great! Does look a bit under the weather, though. Time for the universal treatment!
"THE GOOD DOCTOR PRESCRIBES LEECHES!"James screams to the ceiling as he unleashes his stolen jar o' leeches on the unsuspecting chimp! The worms start sucking on the creature's blood at a rapid rate!
[Chimp waking up roll: 5]
The chimpanzee wakes up and, upon noticing the leeches on its body, starts jumping around and hollering and pulling them off!
"Don't fight the treatment, friend! The worms are there to help you!"The chimp, however, does not really understand human speak and does not stop until every leech is removed from its body!
[Chimp idea roll: 6]
It begins eating the little bloodsucking bastards! Serves them right, it thinks! Within a few moments, the leeches are all gone and the chimpanzee sits down, chewing contentedly!
Outside the Demonic Studies Department...Vincent knocks on the door, not allowing the savage condition of the university get in the way of old-fashioned politeness!
[Reaction roll: 3]
Nobody seems to reply. There is someone inside, though!
Inside the home of Bernie...Jordan, satisfied at a job well done, goes outside and enters the mausoleum to practice his chopping!
[Search roll: 3]
He finds a skeletal corpse and throws it in the air!
[Practice roll: 5]
He chops it in half! Then he throws one half in the air and chops that in half! Then he takes the quarter and chops it in half once more!
After two hours, Jordan has gotten down to a single intact fingerbone! He chucks it in the air and easily slices it in half! There! Not a single bone in this skeleton's body has gone unchopped!
Jordan is now a
Precision Axeman!
Satisfied at his performance, he attempts to perform a bit of magic!
[Jordan magic roll: 2-
2]
After about two hours of pointless gesturing and expressive axe-swinging, Jordan is exceptionally disappointed to find out that he can't cast magic! Poor show, indeed! He is now
Aggressively Ignorant About Magic.