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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #255 on: November 09, 2012, 08:45:19 pm »
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #256 on: November 09, 2012, 10:14:05 pm »
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #257 on: November 09, 2012, 11:41:33 pm »
wont that be around +200000 points?
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #258 on: November 10, 2012, 02:27:20 am »
The stalactite in it's head is just grose! :)
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #259 on: November 10, 2012, 05:18:00 am »
Tan the skin, make armor and boots out of it! A lot of them, for friends! And bone bolts :D
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« Reply #260 on: November 10, 2012, 05:52:48 am »
And bone crossbow!
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #261 on: November 10, 2012, 06:52:46 am »
Don't forget the leather shield D:
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #262 on: November 10, 2012, 07:16:46 am »
Quote from: Aseaheru on November 09, 2012, 08:42:29 pm
tan the skin and prosess the bones into crafts.

And teach the lizardmen how to do it. Bone and leather armor would be a small upgrade for you, but a very great upgrade for lizardmankind.
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #263 on: November 10, 2012, 09:35:18 am »
Quote from: Tirion on November 10, 2012, 07:16:46 am
Quote from: Aseaheru on November 09, 2012, 08:42:29 pm
tan the skin and prosess the bones into crafts.

And teach the lizardmen how to do it. Bone and leather armor would be a small upgrade for you, but a very great upgrade for lizardmankind.

We shall conquer the world with our lizardman arrrrrmmmmmyyyy
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #264 on: November 10, 2012, 09:43:40 am »
Quote from: TheBlueSteel on November 10, 2012, 09:35:18 am
Quote from: Tirion on November 10, 2012, 07:16:46 am
Quote from: Aseaheru on November 09, 2012, 08:42:29 pm
tan the skin and prosess the bones into crafts.

And teach the lizardmen how to do it. Bone and leather armor would be a small upgrade for you, but a very great upgrade for lizardmankind.

We shall conquer the world with our lizardman arrrrrmmmmmyyyy
..And when we finally return to the mountainhomes we will find it under siege by the lizardmen and the peasant's parents dead.
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #265 on: November 10, 2012, 09:49:43 am »
Quote from: Scruffy on November 10, 2012, 09:43:40 am
Quote from: TheBlueSteel on November 10, 2012, 09:35:18 am
Quote from: Tirion on November 10, 2012, 07:16:46 am
Quote from: Aseaheru on November 09, 2012, 08:42:29 pm
tan the skin and prosess the bones into crafts.

And teach the lizardmen how to do it. Bone and leather armor would be a small upgrade for you, but a very great upgrade for lizardmankind.

We shall conquer the world with our lizardman arrrrrmmmmmyyyy
..And when we finally return to the mountainhomes we will find it under siege by the lizardmen and the peasant's parents dead.
I think that's is the setting for the Forgotten Beast Urist adventure, parent dead, wearing skin of a forgotten beast, fight things :D
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #266 on: November 10, 2012, 11:48:08 am »
Quote from: rangerplus10 on November 10, 2012, 02:27:20 am
The stalactite in it's head is just grose! :)
You misspelled great.


Anyway, process into bone/leather armor hybrid stuff. Then, make bone crossbow and bolts. Then, go kill random stuff that IS NOT a hostile lizardman. Also, be revered as great Savior of Lizardmen/-women.
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #267 on: November 10, 2012, 12:10:03 pm »


You take a quick nap then you start crafting items out of the deceased beast's bones. You even make a funny toy statue of the beast itself out of it's bone, you sick dwarf you. The lizardman loads them up in a cart for you and hauls them back to their camp while you try to figure out how to make armor out of the skin. (bonecrafting +4)

He thanks you for the items and offers you 1500 gold coins, a jabber mount, or the treasure chest... what do you select?!
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #268 on: November 10, 2012, 12:16:02 pm »
Take the jabberer!
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #269 on: November 10, 2012, 12:20:07 pm »
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Quote from: freeformschooler on April 21, 2013, 09:21:06 pm
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on April 21, 2013, 09:17:18 pm
...You're arguing with the GM? Why don't you argue with Jesus about how much Peter liked clams?
Because each player's delicious tears are fuel for the continued torture that is the Warrens of Oric the Awesome.
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