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rangerplus10

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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #285 on: November 10, 2012, 09:24:21 pm »

Can we carve runes into the Jabberer? If we could, we could carve rune of strength into it's beak and have it peck through steel.
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #286 on: November 10, 2012, 10:42:54 pm »

I think this whole runesmithing thing is just an excuse to look like a pimp.
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #287 on: November 11, 2012, 06:27:25 am »

I think this whole runesmithing thing is just an excuse to look like a pimp.
What do you mean?
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #288 on: November 11, 2012, 06:30:27 am »

I think this whole runesmithing thing is just an excuse to look like a pimp.
What do you mean?
Shining and blinged out with gems, that's my guess :D
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #289 on: November 11, 2012, 11:49:50 am »



The lizardman returns promptly with a big ass bird staring straight into your eyes. You get the feeling if you unharness this beast your head will soon be in it's mouth. It continues to kick cavern dirt and pebbles everywhere. Tugging constantly on the rope. You set the skin down, still unable to figure out how to tan the big SOB, and accept your reward.

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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #290 on: November 11, 2012, 11:53:26 am »

Cloak the jabberer in the FB skin.
..Why am I getting the feeling that this "tame" bird is actually just a wild one with bridles and a sadle.
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #291 on: November 11, 2012, 12:21:39 pm »

Find some spare cloaks, take off all of your clothes except your socks, put all the cloaks on, and then tame your Jabberer with your new Dungeon Master skillz. (with a Z, no S. S is for elves.)
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This is a dwarf. It is decorated with dwarfiness and menaces with spikes of Brit. Engraved on the dwarf is an image of a dwarf digging a hole. This relates to the digging of a hole by Honeydew the dwarf in 2011.

I was the deceased vessel through which dark magick was done and Necrothreat III was created from the ruins of my old forum posts: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=118805.0

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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #292 on: November 11, 2012, 12:33:06 pm »

Do we have meat? Feed the bird some if we does and see if it's happier. Also put the FB skin on like a cloak.

Cloak the jabberer in the FB skin.
..Why am I getting the feeling that this "tame" bird is actually just a wild one with bridles and a sadle.

:D
All the more reason to see if we can make friends with it.
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #293 on: November 11, 2012, 02:55:24 pm »

Find some spare cloaks, take off all of your clothes except your socks, put all the cloaks on, and then tame your Jabberer with your new Dungeon Master skillz. (with a Z, no S. S is for elves.)
This isn't 23a!

Clearly we must bribe it with large amounts of meat.
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #294 on: November 11, 2012, 04:36:57 pm »

Clearly we must bribe it with large amounts of meat.
So lets feed the lizardman to it.
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #295 on: November 11, 2012, 05:28:45 pm »

Clearly we must bribe it with large amounts of meat.
So lets feed the lizardman to it.
Mug the lizard, take all his stuff (including the 1500 urists), feed him to the bird, steal the treasure. Get all of the offered rewards!
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This is a dwarf. It is decorated with dwarfiness and menaces with spikes of Brit. Engraved on the dwarf is an image of a dwarf digging a hole. This relates to the digging of a hole by Honeydew the dwarf in 2011.

I was the deceased vessel through which dark magick was done and Necrothreat III was created from the ruins of my old forum posts: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=118805.0

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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #296 on: November 11, 2012, 05:31:54 pm »

dont kill our ally minion friend. give the bird some FB meat.
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #297 on: November 11, 2012, 11:23:27 pm »

Skin+mount=armored mount

Do it.
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #298 on: November 11, 2012, 11:54:20 pm »

Skin+mount=armored mount

Do it.
This. And set beast's teeth into jabberer's beak, like additional jaws.
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Did you know that the Russian word for "sock" is "no sock"?
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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #299 on: November 12, 2012, 03:59:24 am »

Skin+mount=armored mount

Do it.
And set beast's teeth into jabberer's beak, like additional jaws.

That would most likely cost at least a few fingers.
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