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[AutomataKittay]

Punch a tendril with the ring of weakness and run. Repeat and rinse a few time! Then. SLAY IT!

And make friend with all the lizardmen.

[Scruffy]

Find a suitable cliffside with a gem cluster and carve anti-strenghtening runes around it. Use the gem cluster to power the runes and lure the calamari against the cliff. The peasant will hit the ground with the ring and trigger the other runes causing the cliff to crumble and the calamari (and the bait) fall to the black depths below (you shall not pass! *crumbling sounds*)

[katana]

You're like, an accomplished professional miner and dodger. Throw some rocks at it so it comes for you then brain it when it reaches land.

[Archereon]

Try to get the lizardman to distract it while you dig upwards to cave in the ceiling on the FB.

[Tirion]

You'd think digging through rock with a pick is way too loud to do it sneakily. Or quick enough, for that matter. Unless you see a way to trigger a cave-in easily, with a single thrown stone if possible. Do you see (and are you able to recognize) a suitable unstable hanging stone?

[Aseaheru]

throw sharp stones, then drop an BIG rock on it and have everyone attack.

[TheBlueSteel]

That looks like a fucking FB to me.

Run dafuq away. The peasant must survive!

Tell the lizardman you're going to make weapons, search for iron.

[rangerplus10]

That looks like a fucking FB to me.

Run dafuq away. The peasant must survive!

Tell the lizardman you're going to make weapons, search for iron.

This

[Brewster]

You develop a plan to slay the beast. You have the lizardman sit idle while you mine a path up to the top of a stalactite. Once in position the lizardman destracts the beast by pelting it with rocks, while you mine the earthen dagger to drop onto the sea creature below. You make your final swing and you hear a loud crack, it's going to DROP!

Spoiler: DROP! (click to show/hide)

You brains it with the stalactite!! 

[TheBlueSteel]

Dayum. That worked..... surprisingly well.

Now we butcher its corpse.

I want my [230] Eldritch Abomination meat 

[Tirion]

Dayum. That worked..... surprisingly well.

Now we butcher its corpse.

I want my [230] Eldritch Abomination meat 

And it's skin. It'd cover a very big sofa 

[Brewster]

After hours and hours of slicing, peeling, breaks and hacking you FINALLY butcher the beast. The lizardman takes the meat and explains he is going to salt to preserve the meat longer. You take a moment to catch your breath after the long hours of work. The pile of skin starts to weird you out.
(Butcher +1)

[NAV]

Wear that skull as a helmet. Use the rest of its parts to make a trampoline. Give the trampoline as a present to the lizardmen, then take their treasure!

[TheBlueSteel]

I bet the lizardman just took the meat and ran haha.

I vote we make a massive pile of bone bolts, since they hardly weigh anything, then try to find a lizardman bow. The our enemies will suffer sudden death at a thousand paces!! And look like pincushions. Because I'm fond of pincushions.

[Aseaheru]

tan the skin and prosess the bones into crafts.