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[Taricus]

Well, just about any time is good for me, providing that I don't have another game on at the same time.

[Hanslanda]

I think I'm usually on when you are, Wrex, so if I get a chance to play this, I should be able to make it to games.

[kaijyuu]

Wrex told me about your custom paladin class, Hans. You should totally play it

[Xantalos]

My schedule varies, but I'll notify you guys if I'm suddenly unable to play.

[Hanslanda]

Wrex told me about your custom paladin class, Hans. You should totally play it

Yessss. Yesss.

I am the Paladin of Toni M'Ontana, God of Intoxication and Promiscuity.

[kaijyuu]

Ooh Ooh, I can be your squire.

[Taricus]

Wrex told me about your custom paladin class, Hans. You should totally play it

Yessss. Yesss.

I am the Paladin of Toni M'Ontana, God of Intoxication and Promiscuity.

Pffft. Should've gone with the BDSM goddess

[Hanslanda]

Wrex told me about your custom paladin class, Hans. You should totally play it

Yessss. Yesss.

I am the Paladin of Toni M'Ontana, God of Intoxication and Promiscuity.

Pffft. Should've gone with the BDSM goddess

Paladin pasttimes: Whoring it up, getting drunk and high, laughing at the totally confused CG ranger.

Ranger: How are you not fallen already?
Paladin: Because, when evil comes along, I will smite the everloving crap out of it. But for now, I paid four hundred coins for this stuff, and I'm going to put ALL of it in my nose.

[The Fool]

Well, I'm in. I have no idea when this will be, but I love a good ridiculous campaign.

Now to make a monk that isn't terrible...

[Taricus]

Welp, a doped-up paladin.

I have a good feeling about this campaign.

[Xantalos]

I'll be the obligatory ridiculously arrogant WIZZERD, I suppose...
Imma spike your drinks, Hans, just to let you know.

[Wrex]

Take feat: Touch of Golden ice


Give Evil a heroin overdose!

EDIT: Oh god I think we've filled up alread D:

[Hanslanda]

I'll be the obligatory ridiculously arrogant WIZZERD, I suppose...
Imma spike your drinks, Hans, just to let you know.

Dude, I'm going to be spiking my own drinks.

Take feat: Touch of Golden ice


Give Evil a heroin overdose!

This. What are the prerequisites?

[Wrex]

Type: Exalted
Source: Book of Exalted Deeds

Your touch is poisonous to evil creatures.
Prerequisite: Con 13.
Benefit: Any evil creature you touch with your bare hand, fist, or natural weapon is ravaged by golden ice (see Ravages and Afflictions in Book of Exalted Deeds, Chapter 3: Exalted Equipment for effects).

Ravages are apparently "Good aligned poisons" because they are mixed with strong opiates. Yeah, the book is stupid. Still, Heroin slap.

[Hanslanda]

Bwahaha. And then I'll be taking whatever goes as cocaine, while also being incredibly drunk for everything. This will be the only non-douchey LG in all of existence.