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Author Topic: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: META HAS REACHED CRITICAL MASS  (Read 141441 times)

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2445 on: October 24, 2012, 05:37:20 pm »
Quote from: OREOSOME on October 24, 2012, 05:34:08 pm
Quote from: mcclay on October 24, 2012, 05:31:50 pm
ALLLLLLLLLLLKDFALKJFLAKDJFDSLKJFSLMYSTRALAJFDLKFJSDALKJSDLKFJSALDKMYSTRA!" The Void lord looks at the box with what might be a studying glance. I THINK I CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT IT IS TRYING TO SAY, IT IS SPEAKING IN A DILAECT OF DEEP VOID THAT I HAD THOUGHT DEAD
(( Sounds like Its interested in a god from Dnd. ))
((a bit more than intrested, what similarties between the fresco on the celiling and the diaster that started the Spellplauge in 4e might you see here?))
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2446 on: October 24, 2012, 05:37:50 pm »
Quote from: Vorthon on October 24, 2012, 05:31:24 pm
The rest of the cutebolds swarm It, bashing at him with the pool noodles.
Iris giggles at the sight, and pulls the pool noodle she's riding over to a nearby branch, and then holds on to the branch with both hands while sitting on the noodle.

"Thpppppt."
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2447 on: October 24, 2012, 05:42:46 pm »
It lets go of the kobold and dissapears beneath the surface again. It circles the swarm, spines up.
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2448 on: October 24, 2012, 05:46:43 pm »
Iris lets go of the branch with one hand and makes a rather...rude gesture at them.

"Can't get me!"
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2449 on: October 24, 2012, 05:49:58 pm »
((You people are so flipping mean. They're just cutebolds!))

The cutebolds start crying. Way to go, jerks.


"Well, what in the name of Rerosk's slavering maw is it saying?"
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« Reply #2450 on: October 24, 2012, 05:53:27 pm »
The levitating pool noodle that followed Iris starts beating her down.
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2451 on: October 24, 2012, 05:54:18 pm »
((I let go. Geeze.))

It dives, and returns to the ship. After climbing on deck, It heads back inside to dry off.

"Well that was fun."
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2452 on: October 24, 2012, 05:55:54 pm »
Quote from: Taricus on October 24, 2012, 05:53:27 pm
The levitating pool noodle that followed Iris starts beating her down.

Iris springs fully onto the branch, and starts fleeing from the pool noodle towards the airship.
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2453 on: October 24, 2012, 06:38:27 pm »
Quote from: Vorthon on October 24, 2012, 05:49:58 pm
((You people are so flipping mean. They're just cutebolds!))

The cutebolds start crying. Way to go, jerks.


"Well, what in the name of Rerosk's slavering maw is it saying?"

I BELIEVE IT IS SCREAMING FOR SOMEONE TO LET IT OUT OF THE BOX, AND SOMETHING ABOUT WHY MYSTRA ABDONED IT IN ITS HOUR OF NEED.HMMMMMMM...I HEARD TELL OF A GROUP OF CREATURES IN THE FAR VOID WHO BUILT A STRONGHOLD AND DEVOTED THEIR LIVES TO MYSTRA. APPARENTLY THEY LEFT AFTER CYRIC KILLED HER AND WERE NEVER HEARD FROM AGAIN. BUT FOR THE IMMORTAL LIFE OF ME I CAN'T REMBER WHAT KIND OF CRATURE THEY WERE. I SUGGEST WE LET IT OUT AND SEE WHAT IT HAS TO SAY

The box seems to shake in agreement at that idea and some more garbled words with Mystra in it come out.

"GREAT WE'RE GONNA LET THE DANGEROUS MONSTER OUT! WHAT THE FUCK COULD EVER FUCKING GO WRONG?" Angerus loudly mutters.
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2454 on: October 24, 2012, 06:39:40 pm »
"Everything?"

She hides a bit more thoroughly.
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2455 on: October 24, 2012, 06:49:56 pm »
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"I think I'm feeling better now. Again, thanks."

Ellie goes back inside to sit in the comm room.

"No problem. I'll return this little guy to his friends." Bartholomew says before putting the cutebold back on his head, picking some lifesavers from the survival equipment of the ship and swimming to the group of cutebolds - to give lifesavers to any cutebold who lost their pool noodle and soothe them.

He smiles at them and tries his best to get them to calm down. "Calm down, little guys. There is no need to cry anymore."
« Last Edit: October 24, 2012, 06:52:22 pm by Caellath »
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>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2456 on: October 24, 2012, 06:55:34 pm »
Iris dives through the thick layer of ducks, and soon reaches the airship. She bursts out of the water, grabs several ducks, and stomps further into the ship, the pool noodle still chasing her.
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2457 on: October 24, 2012, 06:57:33 pm »
Lucas Picks up the Lithian, and hides it inside his pack.
Um... Who exactly is Mystra, or Cyric for that matter?
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2458 on: October 24, 2012, 06:58:38 pm »
The Void Lord laughs what might be dryly but could just be his voice. I DO NOT THINK THE CREATURE IN THERE WILL HARM US LADY ICEFANG, AND IF IT DOES I WILL BE READY. Angerus mumbles something angrily at the Void Lord and goes to try to open the box. "HOLY FUCK THIS THING IS HEAVY! YOU DOUCHEFUCKS WANT TO HELP A LITTLE?!"
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2459 on: October 24, 2012, 07:14:06 pm »
"I very much doubt anyone else would be able to help you much. Well, except for Hale but he went off on his own a while ago."
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