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Author Topic: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: META HAS REACHED CRITICAL MASS  (Read 138367 times)

Caellath

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2415 on: October 24, 2012, 03:56:33 pm »
Quote from: kisame12794 on October 24, 2012, 03:49:22 pm
It jumps into the water and starts swiming towards the army of gibbering things. After reaching the outer edge of the swarm, It slips beneath the water.
((They are harmless (as fas as we know :P). Leave them be.))

Barth quickly whips out a towel from his backpack and starts to dry the cutebold.
"Why were you little guys coming here, anyway?"
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Quote from: piecewise on April 13, 2012, 10:23:04 pm
"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

Cassandra

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2416 on: October 24, 2012, 03:59:16 pm »
She turns wide, pleading eyes, and holds her hands up infront of her chest.

"Pleasssse... May I have ssssssome food?"
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

Quote from: Slayerhero90 on October 20, 2012, 05:53:59 pm
"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2417 on: October 24, 2012, 03:59:42 pm »
Quote from: SomeStupidGuy on October 24, 2012, 03:51:03 pm
Quote from: OREOSOME on October 24, 2012, 03:40:53 pm
Huh... Whats that Humming noise? It sounds like its coming from this wa-oh... Well, Frak. Um... GUYS? I FOUND SOMETHING. In fact, I'd like to introduce you to someone...
"What is it? This is going to be something bad, isn't it?"
Not at all, my friend. Not at all.
Lucas steps to the side to reveal... A strange humming Crystal, trapped within some molding.
This, is a Lithian. What was your name again mister Lith?

I did not state it. But it shames me to be caught by a filthy meatsack like you. And if you must know, I am known as *series of strange Zapping noises.*
Well, I don't think many of us can pronounce that, so... How about I call you... Kor.

*Begins to somewhat growl, but soon stops* That... Name, if you could call it that, will suffice.
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Ow! How the fuck do eldritch abominations bitchslap people?
Quote from: Xantalos on January 11, 2014, 04:45:45 pm
With our pimp tentacles, obviously.

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2418 on: October 24, 2012, 04:00:43 pm »
Richard grumbled, then gave Ke a brioche.

He grumbled again, but he had a brotherly glint in his eyes.
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2419 on: October 24, 2012, 04:03:41 pm »
She swallows the pastry whole, before looking to him again, convulsing slightly as the lump travels down her throat. When she can, she would speak.

"Pleasssse, ssssir... May I have sssssome more?"
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

Quote from: Slayerhero90 on October 20, 2012, 05:53:59 pm
"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2420 on: October 24, 2012, 04:05:32 pm »
((Just gonna scare e'm.))

It raises its spines and swims just under the surface. The spines break the surface in the middle of the swarm.
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Quote from: Urist Imiknorris on January 10, 2014, 12:19:05 am
The non-assholes vastly outnumber the assholes but the assholes can fart with greater volume.
Quote from: IronyOwl on September 02, 2014, 09:40:45 pm
((You're an arm and a torso in low orbit. This was the best possible resolution of things.))

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2421 on: October 24, 2012, 04:07:35 pm »
"No need to call me sir, Ke. We're friends."

The brotherly glint in Richard's eyes disappeared, but he gave Ke another brioche.

Lately, he had thought of Ke as a sister to him. He didn't know why, he just did.

And the thought that Angerus might mistake it for romantic love scared him and snapped him back to reality.
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2422 on: October 24, 2012, 04:08:30 pm »
"Eh, I suppose it's not bad, since it has yet to try to murder us. It is an ass, though. Where'd that thing come from, anyway? Didn't see it in here when we came in."
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2423 on: October 24, 2012, 04:10:00 pm »
The second pastry vanishes down her throat, and she slithers away happily. Before turning back to him, when she can speak again.

"Thankssss!"
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

Quote from: Slayerhero90 on October 20, 2012, 05:53:59 pm
"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2424 on: October 24, 2012, 04:10:31 pm »
Meanwhile, the pool noodle floats out of the tree, and begins following Iris...
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2425 on: October 24, 2012, 04:12:00 pm »
"No problem."

Richard watched some Persona 2 gameplay videos to get the thought out of his head.

He didn't know Ke that well, yet why did he think of her like a sister?

And why did he feel like talking to Angerus or Iris?
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2426 on: October 24, 2012, 04:14:57 pm »
Saxton glances around impatiently.
"We going to go soon?"
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2427 on: October 24, 2012, 04:15:41 pm »
Richard looked up distractedly.
"I don't know?"
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2428 on: October 24, 2012, 04:17:42 pm »
Iris looks up at It, and waves. She swims up and tickles a cutebolds leg, before dropping back down and making a cloud of mud.
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Re: Lost and Found of the Multiverse: Giant Fuckoff Death Machine
« Reply #2429 on: October 24, 2012, 04:20:02 pm »
It sees the mud and swims down to investigate.
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Quote from: Urist Imiknorris on January 10, 2014, 12:19:05 am
The non-assholes vastly outnumber the assholes but the assholes can fart with greater volume.
Quote from: IronyOwl on September 02, 2014, 09:40:45 pm
((You're an arm and a torso in low orbit. This was the best possible resolution of things.))
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