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Nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope. -breath- Nope.

6 (31.6%)

There aren't any wait-listers.....

3 (15.8%)

So long as it *is* a new character.

7 (36.8%)

Special Snowflake.

3 (15.8%)

Total Members Voted: 19

[GreatWyrmGold]

Huh, so it is.

Head towards puddle.

[Tylui]

Don't be sorry for A.I.ing me. If you must, you must.

Grab a ball of water(with my mind!) and offer it to the Dwarf(Arken). Also try to find out what his plight is. Continue offering the cup to Blenk.

[mesor]

Continue searching the forest for food or weapons and something to heal myself.

[TopHat]

Tophat, just wondering. But does Unknown Human have any knowledge about herbology, alchemy, biology, human anatomy, or chemistry?

No, physics mostly.

[Fireiy]

If it's not too late. I guess I spawn on top of the collapsed platform.

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Name: Joshua Klaus
Race: Human
Gender: Male
Language: English
Occupation: Lawyer
Description: Average height, average build, good at debating, good at lying, ability to hurt people with his voice slightly at close range, usually by shouting Objection!, Hold it! or Take that!. (Think of it like Shouts from Skyrim)

Action: Take a moment to survey surroundings, check self, move towards a type of shelter.

[LordSlowpoke]

Attempt to sell ownership of the forest to the dwarf, while turning his hair into an intricate honeycomb.

[Onyxjew944]

Alright Klaus, you're in. The poll is currently dead-locked(my vote for goblins does not count,). I'll post the next turn tonight, if the poll is still tied by tomorrow and Turn 10, I will assume "Surprise me".

Turn Nine in about an hour.

[mesor]

(( Noooo we want goblins. I'm a bloody huge yeti I want to rip goblins limb from limb with my enormous hands. ))

[Onyxjew944]

But surprise me translates to whatever sick, twisted, abomination my mind can conjure up. Whatever it is will probably be mind-bogglingly stupid in it's construction while still being mediocre in combat. Something like cannibalistic gingerbread midgets wielding machetes with their feet. (Yes, all the food monsters are because I'm hungry.)

But the vote can still end in goblins.

[Onyxjew944]

Turn Nine

Players:

Unkown Human

Loot Corpses. Inspect vials and herbs.

{1} You do not find anything of value on the corpses. Nor do you pay much attention to them during you searching of their pockets and bags. {5} You, despite knowing nothing of potions, assume correctly that the green ones are poison. The red ones are poison. The blue ones are poison. And the Purple ones cure stomach aches. As for the herbs, they are varied, but unknown to you.

Blenk

Blenk will try and...Somehow...heal. Make sure to bandage any wounds. No need to worry about disease/sickness, trolls live in putrid swamps most of their lives.

{2} You try to use your healing magic and the lives of the flora around you as reagents, but you fail to summon the necessary concentration.

Bork

Scream something in Swedish before tossing one of the wooden knifes at the dwarf's feet. Calm down and sitting on the ground.

{5} You cry out at the top of your lungs, a guttural roar followed by a call of "Min mamma är en get!" You follow up by throwing one of your knives into Arken's left foot. It penetrates the leather and embeds in his foot. You then sit down and think about what you will eat tomorrow.

Grek

Head towards puddle.

{N/A} You walk to the puddle.

Valentine

Grab a ball of water(with my mind!) and offer it to the Dwarf(Arken). Also try to find out what his plight is. Continue offering the cup to Blenk.

{4} You lift a ball of water out of the nearby river and levitate it to Arken.(slightly confused about why you did that.) {6 }You attempt to telepath images and emotions to Arken to succeed where words have failed, but, as he is unused to telepathy, he recoils from the contact and looks about frantically.

Josh

Continue searching the forest for food or weapons and something to heal myself.

{4} You find some berries on a nearby shrub. You also break off a sizable log from a nearby tree with your brutish strength. You are now carrying it over your shoulder.

Klaus

Take a moment to survey surroundings, check self, move towards a type of shelter.

{6} You stand up on the Wreckage. You examine your body. You notice you are wearing nothing but short tattered torn leather trousers. You look up and notice a forest, a river, a steep cliff face directly in front of you, and mountains surrounding you.

Ynot

Attempt to sell ownership of the forest to the dwarf, while turning his hair into an intricate honeycomb.

{5} The dwarf somehow understands the giant eel, and more oddly doesn't immediately try to slay it, but refuses. Arken does not want a forest. You use static electricity to turn his hair into a complicated maze of catacombs.


NPCs:

Arken

Continue trying to get a message across to the assortment of odd creatures around him.

{4} Arken finally find someone who understands him. Ynot. Arken tells Ynot of the dangerous storm winds incoming that will bury this valley in six feet of snow. As it does every year. Arken heard the platform collapse and came running. He has been trying to warn you of the imminent death.


Status:

Players:

Blenk

Half-Ogre
Standing on the Wreckage.
Clothed in torn leather trousers.
Soaked. Broken nose. Broken false rib. Internal and External Bleeding.
Speaks Common. Novice Healing. Dabbling Nature Control/Druid. Novice Terramancer. Mind is Fuzzy.

Grek

Half-Dragon
Standing by the puddle.
Clothed in torn leather trousers.
Soaked.
Fire Breath. Mighty. Flight. Immunity to Heat. Klutz.

Josh

Yeti
Wandering the forest.
Holding three red berries. Wielding a log (plus two bashing damage. Minus one agility). Clothed in torn leather trousers.
Ruptured knee muscles. Long cut. The water staunches your bleeding. You are no longer in pain.
Speaks Common. Mighty. Agile. Resistance to Cold. Low I.Q. Maimed.

Unknown Human

Human.
Inside the hut.
Clothed in torn leather trousers.
Unharmed.
Speaks Common.

Ynot

Eel.
Standing by the puddle.
Clothed in torn leather trousers.
Soaked.
Novice Teslamancer. (You can now control small(as in fist sized) clouds to move about and release non-lethal(as in bee sting) lightning.)

Valentine

Human.
Standing on the Wreckage.
Holding a (very) roughly cup-shaped piece of metal filled with water. Clothed in torn leather trousers.
Soaked.
Speaks Martian. Novice Telepath (2 uses). Novice Telekinetic (2 uses).

Bork

Human.
Sitting by the puddle.
Holding a wooden cleaver and one wooden knife. Wielding a wooden club. Clothed in torn leather trousers.
Soaked. Heavy bruising of the arm. Three broken toes. Broken nose. Bleeding. Great pain.
Speaks Swedish. Maimed. Charged. Wound.

Klaus

Human
Standing on the Wreckage.
Clothed in torn leather trousers.
Unharmed.
Speaks English. Novice Sonic attacks.


NPC(s):

Arken

Standing by the puddle.
Wielding unknown weapon. Clothed fully in leather clothing. (leather toga, leather pants, leather shirt underneath the toga, leather boots.)
Hair is now a honeycomb. Has a wooden knife in his foot. Pain.
Speaks Dwarvish.


Spot/Listen Check:
{6} The plume of smoke abruptly dissipates. It is now night. Arken speaks the truth! The storm is approaching swiftly. Two turns remain.

-~-~-
If you are wondering. Bork said "My mother is a goat!". I figured utter insanity deserved equally random expletives.

Alright. In case you were wondering, the storm will not kill you. It will just kill you in three turns of hypothermia. It does not affect areas beyond the forest, river, or inside the hut. It is coming in two turns.

Grek, you got a roll of N/A because I am no longer rolling for actions you shouldn't be capable of failing. So if it's something that is incredibly simple, you will get a success and an N/A.

[mesor]

Go deeper into the forest, Eat the berries and continue looking for food.

(( How long will the knees and cut takes to heal? ))

[Greenstarfanatic]

Go back to the hut, bored by the situation. Use my wooden weapons to whittle themselves into sharper wooden weapons.

[Onyxjew944]

I had actually forgotten about the cut. It's healed by now. Anything in red, which is broken, mangled, or severely damaged, requires medical attention to heal.

[TopHat]

Take the vials into inventory. Look more closely at the corpses.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Try to help Arken.