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Author Topic: Best ways to troll somebody's raw files?  (Read 17103 times)

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Re: Best ways to troll somebody's raw files?
« Reply #60 on: October 15, 2012, 04:48:18 pm »

Code: [Select]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:BLOOD:BLOOD_TEMPLATE]
[BLOOD:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:BLOOD:LIQUID]
[SYNDROME]
[SYN_NAME:28th of Felsite later]
[SYN_CONTACT]
[SYN_INGEST]
[SYN_AFFECTED_CLASS:GENERAL_POISON]
[CE_ADD_TAG:OPPOSED_TO_LIFE]
[CREATURE_CLASS:GENERAL_POISON]

The simplest of the 28 weeks later syndromes. Add it to all of the creature_standard entities for extra funsies.
Thanks! I can't wait to try it out.
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Re: Best ways to troll somebody's raw files?
« Reply #61 on: October 15, 2012, 05:11:04 pm »

Make males have babies instead of females. I think you can do this by swapping the [MALE] and [FEMALE] tags in the raws.

"He" and "she" are both directly connected to those tags, so no.

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Re: Best ways to troll somebody's raw files?
« Reply #62 on: October 15, 2012, 06:10:09 pm »

Make males have babies instead of females. I think you can do this by swapping the [MALE] and [FEMALE] tags in the raws.

"He" and "she" are both directly connected to those tags, so no.

Ah, I was hoping "he" and "she" were connected to the [caste:male] and [caste:female] tags. Too bad.

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Re: Best ways to troll somebody's raw files?
« Reply #63 on: October 15, 2012, 06:35:57 pm »

Castes are completely arbitrary. Fortbent has 32 castes on the main playable race.

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Re: Best ways to troll somebody's raw files?
« Reply #64 on: October 15, 2012, 07:30:13 pm »

  • Replace [MULTIPLE_LITTER_RARE] with [LITTERSIZE:0:3000]
  • Change raw adamatine's [THREAD_METAL:ADAMANTINE:100] to [THREAD_METAL:LEAD:100]
  • Add these lines to Plump Helmet's structural material
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  • Rename all metals to 'steel'
  • Replace the steel reaction product with this line [PRODUCT:100:2:BAR:NO_SUBTYPE:METAL:IRON]
  • Add [AQUIFER] to every mineral/soil layer
  • Add [GRAZER:50] to all domestic animals without it
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Re: Best ways to troll somebody's raw files?
« Reply #65 on: October 15, 2012, 07:32:24 pm »

Switch up the stats for metals. Make Silver Candy, steel equal copper, and so on.
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Re: Best ways to troll somebody's raw files?
« Reply #66 on: October 15, 2012, 07:57:00 pm »

Increase the speed of keas, macaques and other kleptomaniacal animals.
Remove all footwear from the raws.
Increase the density of common materials to ridiculous numbers.
Give high fixed temps to a few second- or third-tier product materials (soap, dwarven rum, etc.)
Add the [CURIOUSBEAST_EATER] and [CURIOUSBEAST_ITEM] tags to badgers, ravens, boars, carp, elephants...
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Re: Best ways to troll somebody's raw files?
« Reply #67 on: October 15, 2012, 08:09:57 pm »

Try adding [BUILDINGDESTROYER] to some flying enemies. Good luck building schist outside...
Make it so that Dwarves hit adulthood at age 40. "I know babies take a good while to grow up, but goddamn... wait... HE'S TWENTY?!?"
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Re: Best ways to troll somebody's raw files?
« Reply #68 on: October 16, 2012, 01:04:09 pm »

Make a new caste of goblin, a one million urist goblin, that runs on speed 0.

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Re: Best ways to troll somebody's raw files?
« Reply #69 on: October 16, 2012, 03:01:30 pm »

I would suggest adding the [AQUIFER] tag to all soil, metal and mineral types. That will teach them stumpies about the elven ways of life
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Re: Best ways to troll somebody's raw files?
« Reply #70 on: October 16, 2012, 05:03:44 pm »

Carps are much bigger and can walk on land, agressive.
« Last Edit: October 16, 2012, 05:27:34 pm by Volfgarix »
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Re: Best ways to troll somebody's raw files?
« Reply #71 on: October 16, 2012, 08:28:35 pm »

Add a new smelter reaction to the top of the list. Call it "fun stuff" or something ambiguous like that. Give it no reagents, no need for fuel, and have it produce something ‼fun‼ like magma, or a bajillion units of Forgotten Beast Extract, or GCS poison...

"Hey... what's this d- goddamn."
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Re: Best ways to troll somebody's raw files?
« Reply #72 on: October 16, 2012, 11:41:43 pm »

That gives me an idea.  Add in a recipe called "Make Tabasco Sauce" to the kitchen, and have it set dwarves on fire when ingested. 
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Re: Best ways to troll somebody's raw files?
« Reply #73 on: October 17, 2012, 10:51:23 am »

Code: [Select]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:BLOOD:BLOOD_TEMPLATE]
[BLOOD:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:BLOOD:LIQUID]
[SYNDROME]
[SYN_NAME:28th of Felsite later]
[SYN_CONTACT]
[SYN_INGEST]
[SYN_AFFECTED_CLASS:GENERAL_POISON]
[CE_ADD_TAG:OPPOSED_TO_LIFE]
[CREATURE_CLASS:GENERAL_POISON]

The simplest of the 28 weeks later syndromes. Add it to all of the creature_standard entities for extra funsies.
Why stop there? Drop the USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE, BLOOD, and CREATURE_CLASS tokens and put it directly in the material template itself!
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Re: Best ways to troll somebody's raw files?
« Reply #74 on: October 17, 2012, 10:56:24 am »

28 Days Later.

Someone needs to make this a mod now.
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