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[Putnam]

Make the only material that FBs and clowns are made of slade.

Can't mod the procedural creatures.

[misko27]

Make the only material that FBs and clowns are made of slade.

Can't mod the procedural creatures.

This inspires me though.

Make random stones undiggable.

[Putnam]

I would say that the best stones to make undiggable would be vein stones. ALL OF THE VEIN STONES.

[misko27]

I would say that the best stones to make undiggable would be vein stones. ALL OF THE VEIN STONES.

You're so evul.

[Shoruke]

I would say that the best stones to make undiggable would be vein stones. ALL OF THE VEIN STONES.

Or you could make just the candy undiggable. After a few RL days of making a fort, you finally find the candy, and... well...

[Putnam]

My fastest candy-finding time was less than 10 minutes

[MrWillsauce]

Make dwarves immobile on land.

[omg_scout]

Make giant sponges mobile. Make them more common.

[Cassandra]

Make elves have a chance to go badger rage, and give them a mass, high range paralyze interaction. He won't know umtil it's too late.

[itg]

Any one of these:

Set the ignition point of plump helmets to 10000° U (well below room temperature).

Give dwarves the [LAYS_EGGS] tag.

Make males have babies instead of females. I think you can do this by swapping the [MALE] and [FEMALE] tags in the raws.

Set the item value of socks to be absurdly high, like 100,000. He probably won't figure it out until he's been hit by two or three super early sieges.

Change some of the words in the dwarf language files which are commonly used as names. What you change them to is up to you.

Change the material properties of weapons-grade metals to be identical to wood.

Make biting the dwarves' primary attack.

[Seraphim342]

I was going to say, swap the entries for the training weapons with steel and vice-versa but I got beaten to it =p

Lower the melting point of magma-safe materials

Make bee stings inflict blindness

Make kobolds huge and give them candy

[birdy51]

I say do something that might be relatively handy.

Buff babies. Seriously, make babies the most powerful creature to be born to Dwarfkind.

Dwarvern Baby kicks Troll in the head. The severed part flies off in an arc!

[darkgloomie]

Set the item value of socks to be absurdly high, like 100,000. He probably won't figure it out until he's been hit by two or three super early sieges.

or until he manages t scrounge one and put it for trade along with every scrap of avaliable material to trade to the first dwarven caravan...

[Loud Whispers]

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[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:BLOOD:BLOOD_TEMPLATE]
[BLOOD:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:BLOOD:LIQUID]
[SYNDROME]
[SYN_NAME:28th of Felsite later]
[SYN_CONTACT]
[SYN_INGEST]
[SYN_AFFECTED_CLASS:GENERAL_POISON]
[CE_ADD_TAG:OPPOSED_TO_LIFE]
[CREATURE_CLASS:GENERAL_POISON]
The simplest of the 28 weeks later syndromes. Add it to all of the creature_standard entities for extra funsies.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Replace all creatures with unkillable sladeskinned monstrosities that give out fire blasts and syndromes. Retain all the tags telling you those are the creatures that they're replacing.

Or alternatively, make all plants poisonous to dwarves.