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[Child of Armok]

This a simple Forum game.
You have to capture an imaginary hill from the last player and keep it as long as possible.
But don't build a teleporter and teleport the hill in another dimension or something like that.

Example:
P1: I capture the hill and build a stone wall around it. I'm king of the hill!

P2: I shoot your wall down with cannons and build a wall with cannons to return fire. I'm king of he hill!!

P3:......

I will begin:



I walk up the hill and put down my flag. I'm king of the hill!!!

[hops]

I bamboozle you with my magic tricks until you fall asleep and roll down the hill, then I surround the flag with 5 waves of capybaras on the outside, 5 clowns on the inside and apool full of carpssurrounding the flag. I'm king of the hill!

[10ebbor10]

((Oh this game. Can be funny, but can result in nonlogical post as fast as you can fragfest))

I use a lassoo to grab the flag and tie the other end to a passing truck. Since the capybaras and clowns are supposed to guard it, they run after. I put my flag down on top of the hill, carefully avoiding the carp who sit there.

[Maxinum McDreich]

I walk up, say hi, and state that the hill legally belongs to me thanks to the contract I made with agencies around the world. Said agents arrive and forcefully remove you from the hill, as I sit with my flag that shows a legally binding conract as its emblem.

I'm the owner of the hill!

[ExKirby]

I forcefully reword said contract. The hill is mine!

[tomio175]

I get apple to sue you (that hill has a rounded shape!), and while you're busy getting sued, I take over the hill with the Brotherhood of Steel

[Ricky]

I use large magnets on a crane to remove your brotherhood of steel, sitting unguarded, I judo chop you and claim the hill, which is now guarded by demonic lawyers.

The hill is mine.

[V-Norrec]

I summon Hank Hill who uses propane and propane accessories such as flame throwers to remove your demonic lawyers.  The Hill is mine!

[hops]

I walk to another hill and set up a new flag, then receive official permission to change this to the main hill. I'm king of the hill!

[Dunamisdeos]

I back off and nuke the hill from orbit. Only way to be sure.

I am now king of the barren radioactive hill!

[mcclay]

I DEVOUR THE PLANET IN THE GIANT BALL OF BURNING GAS I CALL ONE OF MY BODIES.

MY SUN

[hops]

Well that escalated quickly.

I lay siege on the sun and build a highly heatproof base on there and spread colonies throughout the sun (they float on the gas btw, so they don't fall down)

I'm king of the sun.

[Parsely]

After several millennia pass which your people diligently spend guarding the sun, it one day implodes and sends the flag drifting through the vacuum of space for a thousand years before landing on and planting itself into the next nearest hill on a faraway planet. My hill, my planet. Both of which happen to be guarded by my personal army of enchanted tower knights! I'm King of the Hill!

[Scelly9]

I sneak up behind you and kick you into a vat of acid. My hill.

[King DZA]

I send legions upon legions of cannon fodder soldiers to ware down and wipe out any opposition on the hill, allowing to me to safely and easily claim it for myself. I'm God-King of the hill!