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Author Topic: Lords of (Tea) Heights: Chapter IIII : Battle of Tea  (Read 13255 times)

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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #30 on: October 11, 2012, 01:56:06 pm »
I call my pet Mary Sue on you and she seduces you with her blatantly badly written charms.

You leave the hill with her and walk off into the sunset, before I put a bullet in the back of your head, making the ownership of the hill change to me.

I am the king of the hill, and boom, headshot.
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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #31 on: October 11, 2012, 02:13:04 pm »
I appear behind you and stab you in the back.  "Not so clever now, eh filthy jar man?"

The hill is mine!
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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #32 on: October 11, 2012, 02:16:59 pm »
Respawn. Jarate. Bushwhacka. To the face.

I am the king of the hill again.
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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #33 on: October 11, 2012, 02:44:01 pm »
I attack you, using my army of Genetically modified Cornflakes. You die, and my G.M.O. forces and me fortify the hill.
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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #34 on: October 11, 2012, 02:48:44 pm »
I attack you with Alice. "DIE FOR ME!!"

You and your GM cornflake army are crushed by the corrupted hordes of Wonderland.

I am the king of the hill.
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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #35 on: October 11, 2012, 03:08:28 pm »
Becausevyour falg is now UNDER the hill, I effortlessly plant my flag on top.
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Quote from: freeformschooler on April 21, 2013, 09:21:06 pm
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on April 21, 2013, 09:17:18 pm
...You're arguing with the GM? Why don't you argue with Jesus about how much Peter liked clams?
Because each player's delicious tears are fuel for the continued torture that is the Warrens of Oric the Awesome.

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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #36 on: October 11, 2012, 03:10:34 pm »
I run you over with a tank, breaking the flag in the process.

MY HILL!
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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #37 on: October 11, 2012, 03:13:31 pm »
Meteor!

*loses 150 MP, destroys hill and everyone on/in/under/near it*

I am king of the crater.
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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #38 on: October 11, 2012, 03:14:28 pm »
I fill your crater with concrete, then create another hill.

My hill again.
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Quote from: freeformschooler on April 21, 2013, 09:21:06 pm
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on April 21, 2013, 09:17:18 pm
...You're arguing with the GM? Why don't you argue with Jesus about how much Peter liked clams?
Because each player's delicious tears are fuel for the continued torture that is the Warrens of Oric the Awesome.

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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #39 on: October 11, 2012, 03:16:12 pm »
Loki. Niflheim.

Sledgehammer.

My crater again.
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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #40 on: October 11, 2012, 03:18:39 pm »
I plant a flag on your forehead, impaling you in the crater.

MY crater!
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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #41 on: October 11, 2012, 03:20:17 pm »
I rip the flag out of my forehead, and impale it into your crotch and throat.

And blast you with Megidolaon. Five times.

My crater.
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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #42 on: October 11, 2012, 03:49:36 pm »
I stand on a hill. My hill.
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Derm would be a Half-Minute Hero boss. YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO FUCK HIM UP OR HE DOES IT TO THE ENTIRE WORLD!

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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #43 on: October 11, 2012, 04:01:57 pm »
I stand on you. Possession is transitive, right?


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Re: King of the Hill: The Nuked, Blown and Imploded Hill
« Reply #44 on: October 11, 2012, 04:03:29 pm »
I summon Izanagi.

You die from being impaled on a giant spear.

My hill.
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