Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

Because the old one was getting droll.

0 (0%)

Because I felt bored

3 (9.4%)

Because I'm using this to secretly decide the next plot twist

29 (90.6%)

Total Members Voted: 32

[Yoink]

AM STILL MORAL

JUST... NOT TRYING TOO HARD JUST NOW

SHHH I AM BLIND DON'T BE SIGHTIST

[Xantalos]

I wanna wrassle Tim right now though. Once he's dead I can do something else.

[Yoink]

((ALSO GM LEFT OUT 4TH OPTION ON POLL: 'BECAUSE IT DIDN'T ACCURATELY REFLECT YOINK'S AWESOMENESS'))

[Cassandra]

You know... It would have been an impressive speech, except for three things.

1) Lichette is undead, therefore I am not betraying her.
2) I will only have control on an impossibly high roll, which leads to..
3) Life being restored to the universe in the image of the goddess that saved it.

Also... Morgan Freeman was an NPC.

Bitch, I have Morgan Fucking Freeman in my arsenal. You? You are less than nothing. GWG's Sol Slayers are firecrackers. This? This will bring true peace to the Universe.

[Yoink]

HEHEHE SHE STILL THINKS SHE CONTROLS DEAD PEEPS

INB4 HADES & WHATEVER OTHER GODS OF THE UNDERWORLD SHOW UP TO TEACH HER A LESSON

[misko27]

You know... It would have been an impressive speech, except for three things.

1) Lichette is undead, therefore I am not betraying her.
2) I will only have control on an impossibly high roll, which leads to..
3) Life being restored to the universe in the image of the goddess that saved it.

Also... Morgan Freeman was an NPC.

Bitch, I have Morgan Fucking Freeman in my arsenal. You? You are less than nothing. GWG's Sol Slayers are firecrackers. This? This will bring true peace to the Universe.

Turning everyone into undead? I don't think even the Lichette would like that plan. undeath is a terrifying Curse.
 
I am a Paladin, you are a Perversion. Prepare to be smited, Evil god, so I may save the souls of my people.
 
God cannot die. if he is dead he was not actual God, since God is everything and everyone. I still exist, and you still exist, therefore Everything has not ceased to exist, therefore, fuck, off.
 
HEROES, I ISSUE TO YOU A CALL TO ARMS! THE EVIL SNAKE GOD, STEALING THE SOULS OF THE NEWLY DEAD, SHE ATTEMPTS TO ANNEX THIS REALITY INTO HER FIENDISH DOMAIN, POPULATING IT WITH UNDEATH! IF YEE ARETRULY MEN OF VALOR, AND HAVE NOT UTTELY FORGOTTEN THE WAYS BY WHICH YOU ONCE FOUGHT, JOIN ME, AND TOGETHER WE SHALL DEFEAT HER!

HEHEHE SHE STILL THINKS SHE CONTROLS DEAD PEEPS

INB4 HADES & WHATEVER OTHER GODS OF THE UNDERWORLD SHOW UP TO TEACH HER A LESSON

SIR YOINK, BRAVE NIGHT OF THE BAR-TABLE, WILL YOU JOIN ME?

[Yoink]

UH, I DUNNO

GOTTA RESCUE MIAUW AND CHECK ON PANCHO BEFORE I DO ANYTHING

ALSO AM KINDA ON EARTH.
AND AM PRETTY SURE YOU STILL COUNT AS BADGUY.

[Cassandra]

((Well, one hit, one miss. Lets see how everyone else reacts to all the Ham. Might still get excitement, depending... Think Dirg will actually attack, Misko?))

[misko27]

((Well, one hit, one miss. Lets see how everyone else reacts to all the Ham. Might still get excitement, depending... Think Dirg will actually attack, Misko?))

I WAS GOING TO RESPONG TO THIS IN SHOUTING, THEN I REALIZED IT WAS OOC.
 
((A hit? a Miss? What are you referrring to? And Who is Dirg attacking? GWG is not going to hurt us. There is the Lichette, Tim, Me, Dirg, Xantalos, Wrassling honor. Hell, He ain't got a blooming chance in hell.))

UH, I DUNNO

GOTTA RESCUE MIAUW AND CHECK ON PANCHO BEFORE I DO ANYTHING

ALSO AM KINDA ON EARTH.
AND AM PRETTY SURE YOU STILL COUNT AS BADGUY.

I AM TRYING TO SAVE THE LIFE OF ALL NPCS EVERYWHERE! IS THERE A MORE NOBLE QUEST IN THE WORLD!?!
 
 

[Cassandra]

((Attack me, of course. I'm bored, and quite frankly, want something to do. Tim lost his novelty.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

Gather the souls of the dead, and form then into a universe-wide empire under my control, releasing them back into the universe as undead.

The Fall of the Hero. Cassie here has finally snapped when al that power-tasting finally went to her head.

Stop misquoting people, Cassandra said...exactly what you said she said, holy carp.

It's so sad really, I predicted this from day one. Know I'm alone, watching them fall like dominoes. They underestimated me. My power was never really in my rolls. I knew it was but fleeting. No, my power is the realpolitik.. Cassandra has gone rouge, Vorthon has given up, o has Yoink, GWG is now on the obviously unambigiously bad side.

Pretty much the only living people in the system are the wrestlers and the lichette. Remember, everyone DIED. The wrestlers and lichette deserve to die. I am Pragmatic Good. Is this preventing more evil than it causes? Yes.

 

Tut tut tut. I saw it coming, I really must say. I knew all along peopel were corupt, and shallow. They denied it, trying to be so "morally superior". You've all fallen. And do you know why? Because, you realized, playing it Lawful good simply doesn't work. Every single one of you, save maybe cassie dear, realized one needed o go to farther lengths to win. AND WHAT HAPPENED? You were Ostracized. People declared you had "forgotten for what you fight." You hadn't, you had simply lost your blind idealism.

Vorthon, he knows what to do. Ignore it, hope for the best. Unfortunately, He failed to realize the strength of the conflict tearing through here. Yoink, he did wha he knew must be done, and he was stopped. GWG, desperately irritated at people following blindly, went to Tim to suck up.
Cassie, however, has decided on the path of dictatorship. She shall fail, as others have. She is not as strong without the protection of the Lichette.

TL;DR You heroes just lost the most important battle. the morality one.

I have my morality. It's not what you think I think it is, but I still have it.

Oh, and if we survive, want a complimentary Aperture Science Bribing Product? The name is misleading, it's a gift. I can't help but wonder what Cave Johnson did with them, but there's a few thousand in this warehouse.

Edit: Oh, check my post, I added an emergency protocol you should be aware of in case you were planning to disable me.

[miauw62]

"I HAVE CHOSEN YOINK AS MY CHAMPION, TO CARRY OUT MY WILL ON WHATEVER PLANET WE ARE ON."

"BUT HE CAN PRETTY MUCH DO WHATEVER HE WANTS TOUGH. I LIKE SUPERBOOSTING HIM"

[LordSlowpoke]

I'm calling up my de_{that expression be damned} favors, fellas.

I have a brilliant masterplan that requires me to be able to confiscate these dice midthrow. Stuff of plot twist proportions. Let's do this.

[Cassandra]

Xan, Hulk came to protect me. He's on my side. Aren't YOU? I'm trying to make sure the Universe is in our favor, not Tims.

[Yoink]

HULK MAD AT MISKO I THINK

FOR RUNNING AWAY FROM WRESTLING MATCH TO SAVE UNIVERSE

POOR MISKO (DAFUQ AM I TYPING)