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Because I'm using this to secretly decide the next plot twist

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[misko27]

Shades of gray? Thats rich, coming from the man that can't see a thing past his own ego.

You want to know how your empire might move forward? Make peace with Dirg. Actual peace, not 'Give me what I want, and fuck you'. Learn to bend, and take responsibility.

Or just do what you're doing. Bullet holes are the 'in' style for tyrants that can't move past their egos.

Ehh, too tired to argue. Must sleep.

I will say one thing. I am the nation. I am the empires hopes and dreams.

What is life? Life is the nation. The individual must die anyway. Only through the nation can oe become Immortal.

Also, tell me, what constructiveness have YOU been doing? I've been focused on the empire, so tell me, what has "free space" accomplished? Werewolf hunts. And a highschool club. And drinking. And some marital sex, and some extra-marital sex. Look, I'm not even there, What's stopping you?

Other then the mind games. Those are fun.

[miauw62]

If i roll a 5 this turn, i'll have killed both omnicidialists by myself.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Respawn as giant autonomous kill-mech that isn't malfunctioning, kill stuff.

[5] You're a state-of-the-art Warmech. [6] You kill everyone (except Vorthon, protected by the island). This includes you. Respawn?

Respawn as the god!

[6] You are the God of Atheism.

Respawn as multi-use stinger bees.
Go to lab and focus on cure for colony collapse disorder.

[3] You are 34 wasps. [3-1] No such luck.

Respawn as battlestar galactica. Then jump to mars if possible.

[1] You're a Cylon.

((I'm not in the PC lineup! D:))

Dig my way out from under the island. Then go completely berserk and kill something.

[1] Hyu iz in deeper...

Respawn exactly as I was the moment before everyone died

[3] You respawn the way you were before tomio killed everyone. You're a ghost!

GM Turn:
Um...all the NPCs are dead...

All these peoples actions were AFTER the tomio kill everyone event. Only these people and vorthon are therefore alive. Therefore Cassandra is dead. As specified by Greatwyrm. I'll take my annoying as hell badge now.

But no roll can destroy the universe, just fail to a degree.

Even metagaming, I don't want to bet that.

You would like Jäegermonsters than. They love a good fight.

Und Hy hov offered Vrex un alliance, so if you vork for me...

Considering I never left the room though since Lichette yanked me back in bed to continue, then cuddled afterwards... Either that didn't happen or what in the flying fudge happened?

Given the RtD so far, my bet is on flying fudge.

He isn't unaccounted for. He's a drunk. We know exactly where he was. Or I do. Dirg was preoccupied. You know, spending time with his wife instead of lying about peace in the same sentence ordering grenaders to attaxk.

So, he was off doing generic drunk things? While the Lichette did generic wife things, and I did generic evil things. Fascinating. Are you capable of breathing beyond stereotypes? Face it, you've built yourself and others up as a certain thing, and dismiss as nonsense any comments to the contrary. Things are not so Black and white my friend. You must learn about the shades of grey.

Are you capable of breathing the truth, or at least believable lies?

Shades of gray? Thats rich, coming from the man that can't see a thing past his own ego.

You want to know how your empire might move forward? Make peace with Dirg. Actual peace, not 'Give me what I want, and fuck you'. Learn to bend, and take responsibility.

Or just do what you're doing. Bullet holes are the 'in' style for tyrants that can't move past their egos.

Agreed on all points. Except for the bullet holes, much higher-caliber weapons are probable. I think the Aperture ScienceExperiment Index included a planet-destroying laser tested on the fifth planet; I wonder what it would do to misko.
*fires*
That was a failure in the opposite direction expected.

Shades of gray? Thats rich, coming from the man that can't see a thing past his own ego.

You want to know how your empire might move forward? Make peace with Dirg. Actual peace, not 'Give me what I want, and fuck you'. Learn to bend, and take responsibility.

Or just do what you're doing. Bullet holes are the 'in' style for tyrants that can't move past their egos.

Ehh, too tired to argue. Must sleep.

I will say one thing. I am the nation. I am the empires hopes and dreams.

What is life? Life is the nation. The individual must die anyway. Only through the nation can oe become Immortal.

I've heard more believable bovine excrement in Soviet propaganda.

Also, tell me, what constructiveness have YOU been doing? I've been focused on the empire, so tell me, what has "free space" accomplished? Werewolf hunts. And a highschool club. And drinking. And some marital sex, and some extra-marital sex. Look, I'm not even there, What's stopping you?

Other then the mind games. Those are fun.

I dunno about the others, but I have brokered a peace, sent Xantalos to a fivifying universe (sadly temporarily), and survived your ire. Oh, and I made communication earrings for convenience.

If i roll a 5 this turn, i'll have killed both omnicidialists by myself.

Good luck.

[misko27]

So GWG, you think you can make massive responses? I can do it back!

Respawn as giant autonomous kill-mech that isn't malfunctioning, kill stuff.

[5] You're a state-of-the-art Warmech. [6] You kill everyone (except Vorthon, protected by the island). This includes you. Respawn?

Respawn as the god!

[6] You are the God of Atheism.

Respawn as multi-use stinger bees.
Go to lab and focus on cure for colony collapse disorder.

[3] You are 34 wasps. [3-1] No such luck.

Respawn as battlestar galactica. Then jump to mars if possible.

[1] You're a Cylon.

((I'm not in the PC lineup! D:))

Dig my way out from under the island. Then go completely berserk and kill something.

[1] Hyu iz in deeper...

Respawn exactly as I was the moment before everyone died

[3] You respawn the way you were before tomio killed everyone. You're a ghost!

GM Turn:
Um...all the NPCs are dead...

All these peoples actions were AFTER the tomio kill everyone event. Only these people and vorthon are therefore alive. Therefore Cassandra is dead. As specified by Greatwyrm. I'll take my annoying as hell badge now.

Wrong thread dude.

Considering I never left the room though since Lichette yanked me back in bed to continue, then cuddled afterwards... Either that didn't happen or what in the flying fudge happened?

Given the RtD so far, my bet is on flying fudge.

I'm still betting on rocket pants somehow.

He isn't unaccounted for. He's a drunk. We know exactly where he was. Or I do. Dirg was preoccupied. You know, spending time with his wife instead of lying about peace in the same sentence ordering grenaders to attaxk.

So, he was off doing generic drunk things? While the Lichette did generic wife things, and I did generic evil things. Fascinating. Are you capable of breathing beyond stereotypes? Face it, you've built yourself and others up as a certain thing, and dismiss as nonsense any comments to the contrary. Things are not so Black and white my friend. You must learn about the shades of grey.

Are you capable of breathing the truth, or at least believable lies?

For some one on my side, you spend alot of time back-talking.

Shades of gray? Thats rich, coming from the man that can't see a thing past his own ego.

You want to know how your empire might move forward? Make peace with Dirg. Actual peace, not 'Give me what I want, and fuck you'. Learn to bend, and take responsibility.

Or just do what you're doing. Bullet holes are the 'in' style for tyrants that can't move past their egos.

Ehh, too tired to argue. Must sleep.

I will say one thing. I am the nation. I am the empires hopes and dreams.

What is life? Life is the nation. The individual must die anyway. Only through the nation can oe become Immortal.

I've heard more believable bovine excrement in Soviet propaganda.

That was a hitler quote. I must say I'm disapointed no one noticed. No history buffs then.

Also, tell me, what constructiveness have YOU been doing? I've been focused on the empire, so tell me, what has "free space" accomplished? Werewolf hunts. And a highschool club. And drinking. And some marital sex, and some extra-marital sex. Look, I'm not even there, What's stopping you?

Other then the mind games. Those are fun.

I dunno about the others, but I have brokered a peace, sent Xantalos to a fivifying universe (sadly temporarily), and survived your ire. Oh, and I made communication earrings for convenience.

Well You are on my side, so therefore you are being productive, Or I am sending assasins out.

Wait, what peace?

[GreatWyrmGold]

Gather support for Beastpeople United™
Activate 'Furious DM's Curse' on self, to gain a -40 penalty to my very next action.
Help Xantalos by destroying the Universe.

DESTROY THE UNIVERSE

TURN BEER COVERINGS INTO ANTI-MATTER, DESTROYING XANTALOS
"Tim, dont mistake me for trying to do war and that shit. I'm just trying to stop this guy that obviously isn't going to make peace."

AM NOT MADE OF MATTER OR ANTIMATTER
HEHE

Therefore you don't exist dude. SOME Logic still remains. Surprisingly.

Did you even see the one argument I had with Misko about that? I neither exist nor not exist.

You lost that argument due to it not making sense...

So GWG, you think you can make massive responses? I can do it back!

Challenge accepted!

Respawn as giant autonomous kill-mech that isn't malfunctioning, kill stuff.

[5] You're a state-of-the-art Warmech. [6] You kill everyone (except Vorthon, protected by the island). This includes you. Respawn?

Respawn as the god!

[6] You are the God of Atheism.

Respawn as multi-use stinger bees.
Go to lab and focus on cure for colony collapse disorder.

[3] You are 34 wasps. [3-1] No such luck.

Respawn as battlestar galactica. Then jump to mars if possible.

[1] You're a Cylon.

((I'm not in the PC lineup! D:))

Dig my way out from under the island. Then go completely berserk and kill something.

[1] Hyu iz in deeper...

Respawn exactly as I was the moment before everyone died

[3] You respawn the way you were before tomio killed everyone. You're a ghost!

GM Turn:
Um...all the NPCs are dead...

All these peoples actions were AFTER the tomio kill everyone event. Only these people and vorthon are therefore alive. Therefore Cassandra is dead. As specified by Greatwyrm. I'll take my annoying as hell badge now.

Wrong thread dude.

Like you've never made a mistake when hurrying to finish your post.

Considering I never left the room though since Lichette yanked me back in bed to continue, then cuddled afterwards... Either that didn't happen or what in the flying fudge happened?

Given the RtD so far, my bet is on flying fudge.

I'm still betting on rocket pants somehow.

Is that a request?

He isn't unaccounted for. He's a drunk. We know exactly where he was. Or I do. Dirg was preoccupied. You know, spending time with his wife instead of lying about peace in the same sentence ordering grenaders to attaxk.

So, he was off doing generic drunk things? While the Lichette did generic wife things, and I did generic evil things. Fascinating. Are you capable of breathing beyond stereotypes? Face it, you've built yourself and others up as a certain thing, and dismiss as nonsense any comments to the contrary. Things are not so Black and white my friend. You must learn about the shades of grey.

Are you capable of breathing the truth, or at least believable lies?

For some one on my side, you spend alot of time back-talking.
[/quite]
Didn't I kinda make it clear that I'm no yes-man?

Shades of gray? Thats rich, coming from the man that can't see a thing past his own ego.

You want to know how your empire might move forward? Make peace with Dirg. Actual peace, not 'Give me what I want, and fuck you'. Learn to bend, and take responsibility.

Or just do what you're doing. Bullet holes are the 'in' style for tyrants that can't move past their egos.

Ehh, too tired to argue. Must sleep.

I will say one thing. I am the nation. I am the empires hopes and dreams.

What is life? Life is the nation. The individual must die anyway. Only through the nation can oe become Immortal.

I've heard more believable bovine excrement in Soviet propaganda.

That was a hitler quote. I must say I'm disapointed no one noticed. No history buffs then.

I'm more interested in ancient history and ultimate causes than recent historical trivia.

Also, tell me, what constructiveness have YOU been doing? I've been focused on the empire, so tell me, what has "free space" accomplished? Werewolf hunts. And a highschool club. And drinking. And some marital sex, and some extra-marital sex. Look, I'm not even there, What's stopping you?

Other then the mind games. Those are fun.

I dunno about the others, but I have brokered a peace, sent Xantalos to a fivifying universe (sadly temporarily), and survived your ire. Oh, and I made communication earrings for convenience.

Well You are on my side, so therefore you are being productive, Or I am sending assasins out.
Wait, what peace?

The peace where only aggressive, moronic Leeroy Jenkinses got vaporized?
And yes, that includes you. Just to make it clear, General Vapor.

Holy carp, only one other post? Slow day.

[Yoink]

ACTUALLY I WAS DRINKING AT THE CONTROLS TO MY DEATHRAY

NO IDEA WHERE THAT IS IN RELATION TO ANYTHING ELSE

[Dirg]

....In your pants?

[Yoink]

...

....


*HEADDESK*

[Dirg]

I have achieved the desired reaction, good night all!

[GreatWyrmGold]

OBTAIN THE NECESSARY INGREDIENTS TO CRAFT PARTIES(Lichette, Cassandra, Dirg) END GAME GEAR. CRAFT ARMOR FIRST THEN WEAPONS, AND FOR GOOD MEASURE BUY SOME RIBBONS SO WE DON'T FALL TO INSTANT DEATH ATTACKS.

Pay the right price, and I'll make some of those for you. That's right, Aperture Science is re-opening! Barter accepted, let me know what you'll pay and I'll let you know if I'll take it.

[misko27]

Yo GWG, GET TO DIPLOMACING.

There gonna be a end, and If I do not fare well, YOU don't fare well. It's your job. Do you want lucrative agreements with the government, or end up like Aperture under Cave Johnson, bankrupt and testing hobos?

[GreatWyrmGold]

Once I learn Haste, I'll be able to do both at once!
Besides, unlike Cave Johnson, I have magic and business sense. That means I can create a wider variety of goods, sell them to a wider variety of markets, and actually sell stuff.

And uh...

...If I do not fare well, YOU don't fare well...

Threat much?

[misko27]

Look, the point is that you are my diplomat for the area, and your services in that aspect are needed, so focusing on other things and/or messing up gets you terrible references.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Bah, I'm an entrepreneur. Also, Tim seems to be taking a nap.

[Yoink]

Two things:
1. In case someone tries to get some Jägerbrau, this should be useful. If you need help with figuring out what something is, ask me; I've got a good batting average.
2. What did Tim do last turn?

I can only assume screw the Lichette.

If winter came, would you assume global warming was screwing the lichette?

I LAUGHED

IS FUNNY