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[Xantalos]

Huh. Yoink got a +3.
Rip Yoink's teeth out and use them to inflict puncture wounds on all his pressure points, which Mr Fingersfrom the web comic Goblins will then stick his fingers into. Rip out his spinal cord and strangle him with it while beating him to death with his own intestines.
Then absorb his soul and destroy the universe.

You are still dead.

Dead does not apply to me nor matter.

Kinda does.
However, the sequel has started, so you're un-dead.

Wait, sequel? What?

[GreatWyrmGold]

Huh. Yoink got a +3.
Rip Yoink's teeth out and use them to inflict puncture wounds on all his pressure points, which Mr Fingersfrom the web comic Goblins will then stick his fingers into. Rip out his spinal cord and strangle him with it while beating him to death with his own intestines.
Then absorb his soul and destroy the universe.

You are still dead.

Dead does not apply to me nor matter.

Kinda does.
However, the sequel has started, so you're un-dead.

Wait, sequel? What?

...Do you read the updates?

>USE EXTREME AMOUNTS OF LIQUOR POWER TO LAY AN OVER-THE-TOP ACTION MOVIE BEATDOWN ON XANTALOS, CORAI AND ANYONE ELSE WHO'S THINKING ABOUT STEALING MY POWERS/DESTROYING THE UNIVERSE

>SET SAID BEATDOWN TO AWESOME GUITAR SOLO SOUNDTRACK

((GM NO LIKE MY ACTIONS?))

(6+3vs2+1) THE GUITAR STARTS UP, YOU ENGAGE ASS-KICKING MODE, ADOPTING A KUNG-FU POSE!  YOU RUSH XANTALOS, THEN DELIVER A SUPER SKY KICK ASSAULT, WHICH RIPS HIM TO SHREDS AND DISPERSES HIM INTO THE COSMOS, AT LEAST UNTIL THE SEQUEL.

Gather support for Beastpeople United™
Activate 'Furious DM's Curse' on self, to gain a -40 penalty to my very next action.
Help Xantalos by destroying the Universe.

DESTROY THE UNIVERSE

YOU'RE A BIT BUSY BEING DEAD. IT'S THE SEQUEL NEXT TURN.

[Greenstarfanatic]

((He'll be 'Un-Deaded' after the next turn, probably))

Break for Thriller Dance.

[Yoink]

"JOB WELL DONE"

>DUST SELF OFF, PUKE INTO NEARBY VASE OF FLOWERS AND STAGGER BACK TO WHEREVER THE HELL I PARKED MY BIKE

>RESEARCH THIS ECONOPOLIS PLACE. I DUNNO, READ THE BROCHURES OR SOMETHING
WHERE IS IT, EXACTLY?

[Dirg]

OBTAIN THE NECESSARY INGREDIENTS TO CRAFT PARTIES(Lichette, Cassandra, Dirg) END GAME GEAR. CRAFT ARMOR FIRST THEN WEAPONS, AND FOR GOOD MEASURE BUY SOME RIBBONS SO WE DON'T FALL TO INSTANT DEATH ATTACKS.

[misko27]

"JOB WELL DONE"

>DUST SELF OFF, PUKE INTO NEARBY VASE OF FLOWERS AND STAGGER BACK TO WHEREVER THE HELL I PARKED MY BIKE

>RESEARCH THIS ECONOPOLIS PLACE. I DUNNO, READ THE BROCHURES OR SOMETHING
WHERE IS IT, EXACTLY?

Terra. The finest booze this side of the universal center!

[GreatWyrmGold]

Two things:
1. In case someone tries to get some Jägerbrau, this should be useful. If you need help with figuring out what something is, ask me; I've got a good batting average.
2. What did Tim do last turn?

[misko27]

Two things:
1. In case someone tries to get some Jägerbrau, this should be useful. If you need help with figuring out what something is, ask me; I've got a good batting average.
2. What did Tim do last turn?

I can only assume screw the Lichette.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Two things:
1. In case someone tries to get some Jägerbrau, this should be useful. If you need help with figuring out what something is, ask me; I've got a good batting average.
2. What did Tim do last turn?

I can only assume screw the Lichette.

If winter came, would you assume global warming was screwing the lichette?

[misko27]

Two things:
1. In case someone tries to get some Jägerbrau, this should be useful. If you need help with figuring out what something is, ask me; I've got a good batting average.
2. What did Tim do last turn?

I can only assume screw the Lichette.

If winter came, would you assume global warming was screwing the lichette?

No, but she might go hump a snow gigolo.

[miauw62]

CAUSE SHORT CIRCUIT IN DA_NANG USING BEER.

[tomio175]

Create black hole that destroys (and afterwards recreates) universe.

[misko27]

Create black hole that destroys (and afterwards recreates) universe.

Join me!
*notices action*
Ahh hell, another universe-destroyer. Jesus.

[miauw62]

Create black hole that destroys (and afterwards recreates) universe.

Join me!
*notices action*
Ahh hell, another universe-destroyer. Jesus.

Dont worry, i, the almighty beer god, took on the quest to liquor up any and all omnicidialists.

[da_nang]

CAUSE SHORT CIRCUIT IN DA_NANG USING BEER.

>ABSORB ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE. GAIN POWER.