CREATE SERIES OF NUCLEAR EXPLOSIONS BENEATH HELL SO AS TO LAUNCH IT INTO SPACE IN THE SUNS GENERAL DIRECTION
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EXPLOSIONS FIZZLE OUT DUE TO INFERIOR MATERIALS
MAYBE YOU SHOULD ASK YOINK FOR HIS LUMP OF MYSTERY METAL
TASK FORCE IS UNRELIABLE.
USE TABLE ANTI-GREATWYRM UNIT.
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TABLES FORM STACK
STACK REACHES INTO SPACE
YOU TRAVEL THROUGH THE TABLES AT THE SPEED OF TABLE WITH YOUR TABLE POWERS
YOU ARRIVE AT SPACE TRAIN
YOU CAN BREATHE IN SPACE
RICK ROLL EVERYBODY AND THEN TURN INTO A CUP OF TEA
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YOU TEA AND TURN INTO RICK ASTLEY
SENSORS FULLY ACTIVE
ADJUSTING "PLANS"
EJECT LORDSLOWPOKE FROM TRAIN WITH A VECTOR THAT PUTS US ON A COURSE FOR THE TABLE PLANET
BREED TABLEGGIANS FOR MORE TEST SUBJECTS
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LORDSLOWPOKE EJECTS FROM TRAIN
BUT WHAT! HE GRABS OUTSIDE!
WITH MIGHTY RIPPLING MUSCLES HE CLIMBS BACK UP (VERY HARD IN SPACE)
HE IS OUTSIDE THE TRAIN... FOR NOW
YOU TRY MAKING THE TABLEGGIANS BREED BUT THEY APPEAR TO BE ALL MALE
BEGIN TABLE SPACE PROGRAM, CREATE TABLE SPACE STATION AROUND HELL, SEALED WITH TABLE MAJYYKS.
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YOU ASK MISKO ABOUT TABLES IN SPACE
YOU FAIL BECAUSE HE IS ALREADY IN SPACE WITH TABLE STACK
YOU PULL TABLES OUT FROM STACK MIDWAY UP
TABLES IN ORBIT NOW
YOU IN TABLES
VERY COOL
THROW RUBBER DILDOS AT THE DEVIL
EXAMINE THE RED SKY
EAT THE DILDOS LEFT OVER
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YOU DON'T HAVE A RUBBER DILDO
IF YOU DID YOU WOULD BE A HAPPIER INDIVIDUAL
THE RED SKY IS RED
OBTAIN SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE FORM FORUM GAME.
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I DON'T LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING
CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES C'MON
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YOU START A TABLE PARTY
TABLES DANCE
EXCEPT THE TABLE WITH THE DRINKS ON IT
HE JUST SITS THERE
>THROW THE NASTY METAL STUFF OUT OF... WAIT, HOW DID I GET IN HERE AGAIN
WAS IT SOME KINDA MAGICAL PORTAL THINGY? WHATEVER, CHUCK THE NASTY METAL STUFF OUT
>THEN EXAMINE MEDALLION AND THINK BACK TO HAPPIER DAYS
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YOU ENDED UP IN TABLE TOWN HELL
YOU ARE NOT ON SPACE TRAIN
YOU DROP THE CHUNK OF SUBCRITICAL
235U AND IT FLASHES A BIT
YOU LOOK AT THE TUMBLEWEED VALLEY MEDALLION
THINKING OF BETTER TIMES, WHEN YOU WERE JUST MARRIED
YOUR HONEYMOON WAS IN TUMBLEWEED VALLEY
YOU ARE SAD
SENSORS FULLY ACTIVE
ADJUSTING "PLANS"
EJECT LORDSLOWPOKE FROM TRAIN WITH A VECTOR THAT PUTS US ON A COURSE FOR THE TABLE PLANET
BREED TABLEGGIANS FOR MORE TEST SUBJECTS
UNFIX SHIP COMPUTER
CLEARLY IS TRAITOR
EQUIP HAT AND TEN GRANDFATHER CLOCKS, SWITCH TO MANUAL STEERING
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YOU KICK THE CENTRAL PROCESSING UNIT A BIT
SUDDENLY THE COMPUTER TOWER SHOOPS OUT INTO SPACE
CABIN DEPRESSURIZING, OH NO
THINKING FAST YOU OPEN THE DOOR TO THE TABLEGGIANS' CHAMBER AND TOSS THE LARGE BOARD OUT
PRESSURE SUCKS IT OVER THE HOLE, SEALING IT FAIRLY WELL
THERE'S A SLOW LEAK BUT YOU DON'T CARE BECAUSE YOU CAN BREATHE IN SPACE
YOU TRY TO EQUIP HAT BUT IT SETS ON FIRE
GREATWYRMGOLD IS NOW MAROONED IN SPACE
HIS ONLY HOPE IS TO BURN THE FULL-SUBMERSION OIL-COOLING SYSTEM THROUGH TWO SMALL ATTITUDE JETS
LEAVE A SUITCASE FULL OF A MYSTERY SURPRISE AT THE FOOT OF MY LEAFY APPENDAGES.
It's full of comic sans.
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SOMEONE LEAVES MYSTERY SUITCASE
HOWEVER
YOU HAVE FAILED TO USE ALLCAPS
THIS IS A HEINOUS CRIME
THE SUITCASE IS FULL OF THE
235U YOINK DROPPED
CAN TREES DIE OF RADIATION POISONING
YOU WILL FIND OUT
it's actually full of liquid sex
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