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[Furtuka]

CONSTRUCT INDESTRUCTIBLE MILITARY SPACE ROCKET OUT OF STUFF

[misko27]

ESTABLISH MASSIVE COLONY FOR THE GLORY OF THE TABLE EMPIRE!

[Xantalos]

INFECT TABLE EMPIRE WITH PAPERWORK
THIS WILL KILL EMPIRE

[Yoink]

>CHECK STATUS: ALIVE Y/N?

>IF ALIVE, ATTEMPT TO ACTIVATE HIDDEN SPACE-HOVERBOARD-THING FUNCTION ON MEDALLION AND SPEED OFF

>IF THAT NO WORK, HITCH A RIDE WITH SOME PASSING ALIENS

>IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, HIJACK WHATEVER PIECE OF DEBRIS I'M ON AND STEER IT TOWARDS THE NEAREST BREATHABLE ATMOSPHERE

I'VE BEEN HOLDING MY BREATH FOR A WHILE YA KNOW

[LordSlowpoke]

SLOW DOWN BACKWARDS

CONSUME CHEESE

[Graknorke]

REBUILD TABLE EMPIRE

SPARE A THOUGHT FOR KOBOLD ALLIES WHO ARE STILL ON HELL

[misko27]

INFECT TABLE EMPIRE WITH PAPERWORK
THIS WILL KILL EMPIRE

PAPER JUST MAKE TABLES STRONGER.

[Spinal_Taper]

RAISE THE HERO OF ALL TABLES TO GOD-LIKE STATUS, AND HAVE HIM DEFEND TABLE EMPIRE ALONGSIDE THE TABLE LEGION.

[hops]

break the capslock key

[Gentlefish]

CONSUME TABLE TO GAIN TABLE-LIKE SUPERPOWERS

[Hunger]

ROLL ON GROUND, CRYING.

ASSERT MAN-HOOD.

PICK NOSE.