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Author Topic: ALL CAPS ZOMBIE- STD -SPIN TO DODGE - A BAY12 ADVENTURE  (Read 31015 times)

LordSlowpoke

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Re: ALL CAPS ZOMBIE- STD -SPIN TO DODGE - A BAY12 ADVENTURE
« Reply #105 on: October 06, 2012, 01:26:25 pm »

FIX TRAIN

RIDE INTO SUNSET
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Re: ALL CAPS ZOMBIE- STD -SPIN TO DODGE - A BAY12 ADVENTURE
« Reply #106 on: October 06, 2012, 01:40:14 pm »

FIX TRAIN

RIDE INTO SUNSET
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YOU REPAIR TRAIN WITH MIND
YOU PULL SPEED UP LEVER
TRAIN SMASHES THROUGH HELL AND INTO INFINITE SPACE
YOU IN SPACE TRAIN
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Re: ALL CAPS ZOMBIE- STD -SPIN TO DODGE - A BAY12 ADVENTURE
« Reply #107 on: October 06, 2012, 01:47:45 pm »

ARM KOBOLDS AND LEAD THEM IN AN ATTACK AGAINST CHAIRPERSON SWIVELCHAIR. SUCH A MENACE MUST BE STOPPED!
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Re: ALL CAPS ZOMBIE- STD -SPIN TO DODGE - A BAY12 ADVENTURE
« Reply #108 on: October 06, 2012, 01:56:59 pm »

CRAWL OFF TO NEAREST HOSPITAL
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Re: ALL CAPS ZOMBIE- STD -SPIN TO DODGE - A BAY12 ADVENTURE
« Reply #109 on: October 06, 2012, 02:02:06 pm »

CHOO CHOO

RIDE INTO SUN, COLLECT WARMTH, SELL ON FAR AWAY PLANETS FOR PROFITS
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Re: ALL CAPS ZOMBIE- STD -SPIN TO DODGE - A BAY12 ADVENTURE
« Reply #110 on: October 06, 2012, 02:38:28 pm »

EAT OWN TEETH.
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Re: ALL CAPS ZOMBIE- STD -SPIN TO DODGE - A BAY12 ADVENTURE
« Reply #111 on: October 06, 2012, 02:47:26 pm »

ARM KOBOLDS AND LEAD THEM IN AN ATTACK AGAINST CHAIRPERSON SWIVELCHAIR. SUCH A MENACE MUST BE STOPPED!
[8]
KOBOLDS EQUIPPED WITH +LARGE COPPER DAGGERS+
YOU SAY "FJKASFKJ KJLKJKKJHJS WKDJWKDUTYPU"
KOBOLDS UNDERSTAND
KOBOLDS WAR
CRAWL OFF TO NEAREST HOSPITAL
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YOU CRAWL BRISKLY TO TABLE HOSPITAL
TABLE HOSPITAL ATTACHES TABLE LEG TO MISSING HAND STUMP
YOU HAVE POWER OF TABLE
BROKEN HAND ALSO HEALED BY TABLE POWER
FEET STOP HURTING
YOU ARE NOW
ULTRATABLEPOWERED
CHOO CHOO

RIDE INTO SUN, COLLECT WARMTH, SELL ON FAR AWAY PLANETS FOR PROFITS

[9]
SPACE TRAIN RIDES INTO SUN
IT IS VERY HOT IN SUN
SPACE TRAIN DOESN'T CARE
SPACE TRAIN COLLECTS SPOONFUL OF SUPERHEATED PLASMA FROM CENTER OF SUN
GREATWYRMGOLD'S COMPUTER SOUL BECOMES FUNCTIONAL, EJECTS RADIOACTIVE CHUNKS INTO SUN
FORGES COMPANION CUBE OUT OF LIQUID METALLIC HYDROGEN
SPACE TRAIN RIDES TO COLDPLANET-003, SELLS COLDPLANET-003 SOME SUPERHEATED PLASMA
COLDPLANET-003 CATCHES ON FIRE
SPACE TRAIN RECEIVES MONEYS
EVERYONE HAPPY
EAT OWN TEETH.
[8]
YOU EAT YOUR TEETH
DELICIOUS!
YOU HAVE NOTHING TO CHEW TEETH
YOU CHOKE ON TEETH AND BECOME ZOMBIE
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Re: ALL CAPS ZOMBIE- STD -SPIN TO DODGE - A BAY12 ADVENTURE
« Reply #112 on: October 06, 2012, 02:51:57 pm »

LEAD KOBOLD ASSAULT AND OVERTHROW THE CHAIR MENACE!
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Re: ALL CAPS ZOMBIE- STD -SPIN TO DODGE - A BAY12 ADVENTURE
« Reply #113 on: October 06, 2012, 02:53:32 pm »

LEAD KOBOLD ASSAULT AND OVERTHROW THE CHAIR MENACE!
AID THIS WITH TABLE POWERS.
ESTABLISH TABLEOCRACY
« Last Edit: October 06, 2012, 05:10:44 pm by misko27 »
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Re: ALL CAPS ZOMBIE- STD -SPIN TO DODGE - A BAY12 ADVENTURE
« Reply #114 on: October 06, 2012, 02:55:21 pm »

ARRIVE AT TUMBLEWEED VALLEY

FILL TRAIN WITH TUMBLEWEED PURCHASED FROM FINE TUMBLEWEED SALESPERSON, ALSO BUY WATER

DEPOSIT LEFTOVER CURRENCY IN NATIONAL BANK OF TUMBLEWEEDS

HEAD TO HELL, DISPENSING FREE WATER ON THE WAY
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Re: ALL CAPS ZOMBIE RTD - A BAY12 ADVENTURE
« Reply #115 on: October 06, 2012, 03:05:27 pm »

GET TELEPORTED TO ZOMBIE DIMENSION FROM RAR.RAWR EXPLOSION

START HUMAN PLAGUE THAT TURN ZOMBIES INTO HUMAN

BRING ANTI-ZOMBIE VIRUS BACK TO HOME DIMENSION

GET TO CORRECT DIMENSION THIS TIME AFTER ESCAPING THE MISSED DIMENSION
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Re: ALL CAPS ZOMBIE- STD -SPIN TO DODGE - A BAY12 ADVENTURE
« Reply #116 on: October 06, 2012, 03:48:48 pm »

BUT I WAS ALREADY ZOMBIE.

KNOCK OWN JAW OFF.
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Re: ALL CAPS ZOMBIE- STD -SPIN TO DODGE - A BAY12 ADVENTURE
« Reply #117 on: October 06, 2012, 05:09:42 pm »

REBOOT.
ASSESS SITUATION.
DETERMINE WHAT TESTS CAN BE RUN.
RUN TESTS.
USE !!SCIENTIFIC!! METHOD.
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Re: ALL CAPS ZOMBIE- STD -SPIN TO DODGE - A BAY12 ADVENTURE
« Reply #118 on: October 06, 2012, 05:16:04 pm »

BURN ZOMBIES
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Re: ALL CAPS ZOMBIE- STD -SPIN TO DODGE - A BAY12 ADVENTURE
« Reply #119 on: October 06, 2012, 05:24:26 pm »

LEAD KOBOLD ASSAULT AND OVERTHROW THE CHAIR MENACE!
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KOBOLDS FOLLOW YOU INTO BATTLE
THEY LEAP ONTO CHAIR AND STEAL SHINY BITS
THEY RUN AWAY WITH SHINY
YOU ALONE
YOU SAD
LEAD KOBOLD ASSAULT AND OVERTHROW THE CHAIR MENACE!
AID THIS WITH TABLE POWERS.
ESTABLISH TABLEOCRACY
[8]
MISKO SHOOTS TABLE HAND
TABLE BEAM HITS REMAINING CHAIR CHASSIS
CHAIR DISINTEGRATES
ARRIVE AT TUMBLEWEED VALLEY

FILL TRAIN WITH TUMBLEWEED PURCHASED FROM FINE TUMBLEWEED SALESPERSON, ALSO BUY WATER

DEPOSIT LEFTOVER CURRENCY IN NATIONAL BANK OF TUMBLEWEEDS

HEAD TO HELL, DISPENSING FREE WATER ON THE WAY
[6]
SADLY TUMBLEWEED VALLEY WAS DESTROYED BY THE NEW DIMENSIONAL RIFT
IT TAKE SPINNING A 10 TWICE IN ROW TO RESTORE OLD UNIVERSE
OR CONTRIVED PLOT DEVICE INVOLVING TUMBLEWEED VALLEY MEDALLION
YOU PICK UP HELL TUMBLEWEED BUT IT'S JUST NOT THE SAME
GET TELEPORTED TO ZOMBIE DIMENSION FROM RAR.RAWR EXPLOSION

START HUMAN PLAGUE THAT TURN ZOMBIES INTO HUMAN

BRING ANTI-ZOMBIE VIRUS BACK TO HOME DIMENSION

GET TO CORRECT DIMENSION THIS TIME AFTER ESCAPING THE MISSED DIMENSION
[2]
YOU LOST BETWEEN DIMENSIONS BECAUSE OLD DIMENSION DOESN'T EXIST
YOU OUTSIDE HELL FOR SOME REASON
IS WEIRD
BUT I WAS ALREADY ZOMBIE.

KNOCK OWN JAW OFF.
[9]
YOU PUNCH OFF JAW
JAW GOES FLYING
YOU LOOK BADASS
REBOOT.
ASSESS SITUATION.
DETERMINE WHAT TESTS CAN BE RUN.
RUN TESTS.
USE !!SCIENTIFIC!! METHOD.
[8]
YOU REBOOT SUCCESSFULLY
YOU HAVE LOST YOUR SUBMERGED OIL COOLING SYSTEM
YOU FEEL TOO HOT
SITUATION: IN SPACE
COAL TENDER FILLED WITH LIQUID METALLIC HYDROGEN UNDER EXTREME PRESSURE
TRAIN DRIVER HAS ACCESS TO SPEED UP LEVER, YOU SPEED UP MORE
YOU VISITING PLANETS, GIVING AWAY LIQUID METALLIC HYDROGEN
TESTS THAT CAN BE RUN: DUMP REMAINING ZOMBLOB IN LIQUID METALLIC HYDROGEN TANK
ZOMBLOB FLAYED INTO SUPERHEATED GASES WITHIN SECONDS
CONCLUSION: AWESOME
BURN ZOMBIES
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YOU ARE IN HELL
YOU LOCATE FIRE
YOU GRAB FIRE
YOU THROW FIRE AT ZOMBIES
ZOMBIES ON FIRE
ZOMBIES DO NOT BURN WELL
YOU ATTACKED BY FLAMING ZOMBIES, OH NO
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