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[Hapah]

I'll be heading out in about half an hour.

Jim, IO, Tir: Is my plan acceptable? Do you have any suggested changes, or a different plan?

[Tiruin]

I'm happy with Jim and IO, though I did have a nagging suspicion that Bookthras should have his role swapped too...just to be sure. But then I'd be torn on who to swap it with...

[IronyOwl]

Hapah:

Jim, IO, Tir: Is my plan acceptable? Do you have any suggested changes, or a different plan?

I don't like it on two counts.

One, it's one of those plans that accomplishes something under circumstance X and does absolutely nothing the rest of the time. I don't like those plans.

Two, on the off chance that Jim is scum, he can't instalynch and win today but he can still do so later. Obviously if you trust me less than Jim this is more of a point in favor of the plan, but still.


Ultimately, I'd rather just lynch Tiruin and then "cross that bridge when we come to it" if the game isn't over yet.

[Tiruin]

Ultimately, I'd rather just lynch Tiruin and then "cross that bridge when we come to it" if the game isn't over yet.

...So what are you doing about it and why aren't you answering the basic question of:

Everyone: Reasons on suspicions?

Because I'm betting that if you were town, you'd have done it already. Something keeping you back?

Hapah:

Jim, IO, Tir: Is my plan acceptable? Do you have any suggested changes, or a different plan?

I don't like it on two counts.

One, it's one of those plans that accomplishes something under circumstance X and does absolutely nothing the rest of the time. I don't like those plans.

Two, on the off chance that Jim is scum, he can't instalynch and win today but he can still do so later. Obviously if you trust me less than Jim this is more of a point in favor of the plan, but still.

Also what is this?

3 Town, 1 Third-Party [Survivor], 1 scum.

What is so hard to believe there? Bolded part appealing to emotions?

[Jim Groovester]

Jim, IO, Tir: Is my plan acceptable? Do you have any suggested changes, or a different plan?

I really don't see the merit in a plan that lets probable scum do as they please.

Who's to say Tiruin can't target himself with his body swap action? That would be bad for the reasons IronyOwl raises; the possibility of him getting an insta-lynch.

How about we just lynch Tiruin and be done with it.

[Tiruin]

Hey, let's lynch him.

Hey, let's lynch him.

Ugh. Are you truly evading answering ignoring my question at all, Jim? Or do you even care for answering something that matters.

Why would I want to body swap myself? How would that end up, I don't want to give my +1 Life to those I suspect. Also, how stupid does that sound to you, Jim?

Who's to say Tiruin can't target himself with his body swap action? That would be bad for the reasons IronyOwl raises; the possibility of him getting an insta-lynch.

Wouldn't I have done that already, if you think about it?

[Jim Groovester]

What the hell do you want answered?

This?

So you shift attention to something I have no damn idea about?

That's an exceptionally believable explanation.

When a believable explanation surfaces I'll reconsider my position. Until that time, you're scummy scum scum.

Wouldn't I have done that already, if you think about it?

That really doesn't mean anything.

If I were in your position I wouldn't use it right now either.

[Tiruin]

...

Everyone: Reasons on suspicions?
@Jim: Why didn't you use your action?

And when I mean why I mean

I did nothing. I couldn't figure out a target that would have an appreciable benefit. I.E.,

Bookthras - Hell no, also, wouldn't do anything
Tiruin - I suspect he's the final scum, don't want to make him immune to redirects
Hapah - Ha yeah great idea
IronyOwl - Wouldn't do anything

So I sat on my hands.

Explain.

Also, thanks for your opinion, but you're being as vague as scaredy scum.

[Tiruin]

You didn't answer my question, by the way. Sort of just deflecting the question with another handwave.

I already answered that explanation - I'm suspecting redirect, someone moving my action or anything along those lines, or perhaps Bookthras using a magnet on those who targeted him that day - in other words, I have no idea what happened.

If you'd be so kind as to enlighten me, that would help.

[Jim Groovester]

Explain.

Oh, shit, an underline. Now shit's serious.

What the hell is so mysterious about my explanation? How is saying that,

Bookthras can go to hell,
Making Hapah's pew pew beam immune to redirects is a bad idea,
Making scum like you immune to redirects is a bad idea,
Making IronyOwl immune to redirects wouldn't do anything,

Somehow totally insufficient?

You can ask me all you want but my answer isn't going to change, and if you do I shall simply repeat myself with varying degrees of impatience and petulance.

[webadict]

Vote Count
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IronyOwl - Tiruin,
Bookthras -
Hapah -
Tiruin - Bookthras, Jim Groovester,
Jim Groovester -
No Lynch -

Not Voting - Hapah, IronyOwl,

3 To Hammer. Day Ends Wednesday 9 PM Central.

Day extended, just in case.

[Bookthras]

IronyOwl:

Ultimately, I'd rather just lynch Tiruin and then "cross that bridge when we come to it" if the game isn't over yet.

Do it, then. It certainly seems a saner approach than that convoluted Hapah's plan, and if there's a consensus it seems boring to wait and jerk around until Wednesday for it.

[IronyOwl]

Tiruin then.

[webadict]

The group singles out Tiruin as the co-conspirator. He shakes his head and tells 'em they're crazy, but they'll have none of it.

Before he can say anything more, one of the lab rats shoots him in the head.

It's not very effective...

He stands back off and dusts off his pants, but is, again, shot in the head.

Still not effective. Darn. Oh well, better luck next time.

Vote Count
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IronyOwl - Tiruin,
Bookthras -
Hapah -
Tiruin - Bookthras, Jim Groovester, IronyOwl,
Jim Groovester -
No Lynch -

Not Voting - Hapah,

3 To Hammer. Day Ends Wednesday 9 PM Central.

Tiruin has been lynched!

Tiruin has come back to life!

It is now Night. Send in your actions.

[webadict]

Suddenly, red alarm bells go off. Everyone sees that Hapah has pushed a big red button. He laughs maniacally as Kefka starts his Light of Judgment.

"You son of a bitch," says Jim Groovester, pulling out a walkie talkie. "EVACUATE!" It's too late, however, as the doors close. Jim Groovester's Jimbot Army is unable to assist him.

Danger Code Red! Danger Code Red!

Tiruin decides that this is the end, but he'll go out in a blaze of glory. He focuses intently, a glowing aura surrounding him. His Kitsune powers hone in on someone...

Jim Groovester's eyes go blank. He spins around, pulls out a pistol, and shoots IronyOwl twice in the chest. IronyOwl is surprised and falls to the ground, mouth agape. A teddy bears falls from the hands of this Offspring of Annie and Veigar.

Bookthras is busy trying to find a way to survive. He looks up and down, and finally decides that he can give someone else his name. He tells everyone that Hapah is instead Bruce and not him before fleeing.

The countdown nears 0 and Hapah is still laughing.

And then it hits. An explosion, heat dancing along side light. Tiruin says his last words before he's vaporized. Jim Groovester finally snaps to in time to shield himself, and Hapah realizes that the explosion isn't avoiding him.

But, Jim Groovester and Hapah are unharmed! Standing in front of them is a patched-up bear, bigger than one either of them had ever seen, shielding them from flames. He stumbles a bit, but holds out until the explosion is done. He then falls over backwards and transforms back into a teddy bear.

IronyOwl lets out a laugh. "Beaten by a yordle."

Tiruin's body convulses and howls before something shoots out of his body. It seems he's beaten as well.

In walks the scientist. "So, funny story everyone," he says, looking at his clipboard. "It turns out that the error in WUBA was caused by rats in the wiring. You're all free t-" and then he noticed the destruction that filled the place. A large chunk of metal falls from the ceiling in front of him.

WUBA lets out two last words: Game... Over...

IronyOwl has been killed!

IronyOwl was Offspring of Annie and Veigar (town).

Tiruin has been killed!

Tiruin was a Kitsune (mafia).

Game Over.

Town and Bookthras win.