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[Hapah]

Goddamnit, people. Is it tied up?

[Hapah]

Really, guys? Really.

You're going to make me break the tie, with five minutes to go, when I wasn't even sure I would be here? Seriously?

Hammer vote on Dariush. I hope everyone is happy! Remember, no more talking.

[Bookthras]

Really, guys? Really.

REALLY? What the fuck are you doing? How the fuck did you think that was a hammer vote? Who are the other four? Are you sober?

I was already voting Dariush, and moved to Penngo after your arguments, to break the fucking tie. You just reinstated it, I think, instead of hammering it. Good job. But yeah, while penngo's neck was made for the fucking noose, I still think Dariush's scumminess is more solid based on actual actions....

Dariush.

Yeah, I'm fine with a lynch of either. They are both scummy and both deserve it, for different reasons. What I really don't want is a tie/nolynch. So I break the fucking tie again.

Hammer vote on Dariush. I hope everyone is happy! Remember, no more talking.

Take your own advice and just shut the fuck up.

My informal reckoning
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penngo009 - Jim Groovester, Dariush,
Dariush - Bookthras, IronyOwl, Hapah, ZU
zombie urist - Tiruin,

Not Voting - TolyK, penngo009

[Hapah]

I fucked up. Alright? My mistake, I'll own up to it: I botched the votecount. If Wuba will let us sort it out, great. If not, well, at least you fixed it.

Sorry again.

[Tiruin]

Everything jumps when I'm asleep! D:

Err, hold it. How long we have until day end?

[webadict]

The group surrounds Dariush. Why?

"Because he's really..." Velma starts, pulling the mask off Dariush.

Old man Mephansteras!

"That's right," Dariush Mephansteras says, "and I would have gotten away with it if it... Wait. Wait, I didn't do anything."

"Save it for the judge!" yells Bookthras.

Unfortunately, there was no judge. There was only an executioner. And it always found people 'Dead.' Which is what it did now.

Suddenly, the lights darken. And then... the power dies.

Good night, sweet Prince.

Oh, and zombie died. Forgot about that guy.

Vote Count
------------------------
IronyOwl -
penngo009 - Jim Groovester, Dariush,
Bookthras -
Hapah -
Tiruin -
Dariush - IronyOwl, zombie urist, Hapah, Bookthras,
TolyK -
Jim Groovester -
zombie urist - Tiruin,
No Lynch -

Not Voting - TolyK, penngo009,

5 To Hammer. Day Ends Wednesday 9 PM Central.

Dariush has been lynched!

Dariush was Mephansteras (town).

zombie urist has died.

zombie urist was Slow Loris (town).

It is now Night. Please send in your action, or !none if you prefer not to use one.

Dariush - Mephansteras

Alignment: Town
Wincon: You win when all anti-Town factions are dead. (Mafia, Cult, SK, Lyncher, Assassin and respective Allies and Brothers)

(Auto) Moderator: You learn who a random player targeted during the Night. If you die, the following Day is skipped.
(Night) Prod [target]: You learn the what action the target used. Using this twice on a target kills them.
(1-Shot, Night) Action Processing [target]: You negate the action the target used. You gain the action. If the target has any Auto abilities that are active, you gain those as well.

zombie urist - Slow Loris

Alignment: Town
Wincon: You win when all anti-Town factions are dead. (Mafia, Cult, SK, Lyncher, Assassin and respective Allies and Brothers)

(Auto) Silent: You have a 50% chance to avoid any ability.
(Auto) Protected Species: When you die, you revive for one Cycle. You cannot be killed during this time, but you can be lynched. You are able to use Brachial Gland at this time.
(1-Shot, Unusable) Brachial Gland [target]: You kill the target. If the target survives, then Protected Species ends, and you do not die.

[webadict]

Suddenly, a spotlight turns on!

TolyK strikes an awe-inspiring pose, his cape flapping wildly behind him.

"Not today!"

Not even the death of the moderator can stop this fiery personality of his! No mere mortal can silence him.

No... This young lad has something to say. And while I'm sure you'd all love to respond, I think that would be highly inappropriate, and modkillable.

Let's hear what he has to say.

No one died.

Only TolyK may speak today.

Vote Count
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IronyOwl -
penngo009 -
Bookthras -
Hapah -
Tiruin -
TolyK -
Jim Groovester -
No Lynch -

Not Voting - TolyK,

1 To Hammer. Day Ends REALLY SOON, GOT THAT?

[TolyK]

Well, no-one died. So that sucks. I wonder what Penngo had up his sleeve. I think he was block this night, which is why we had no kill. And you people probably would've lynched him today anyways, could you talk.

Anyways, I have an action that lets me bypass an auto ability. I won't say how many times it's usable, but... that is that.

If Penngo's not scum, then I'll lose a nickel.

Anyways, with that... my solo is done.

[TolyK]

Wait a second. I got a cape? Sweeeet.
Nanananananananana.. batman!

Not even the death of the moderator can stop this fiery personality of his! No mere mortal can silence him.

Fwoooosh!

 - Do you think that you did well, hero?
 - Yes, I think that I did well.
 - Did you have a plan?
 - Of course I had a plan!
 - What did that plan entail?
 - I was to go in from 3 o'clock from the northwest, fly low under their radar, take out the ammunition dumps and rescue the hostages.
 - When did you get back?
 - Can't tell you. That's classified.

Disclaimer: I may or may not actually be batman or whatever else might be implied. This post is all a joke. But damn, this is probably the most fun role I've had in a while.

[TolyK]

EBWODP:
Dear god, my writing english is bad. Fucking Belarus.

could you talk. -> if you could talk.
but... that is that. -> because I'd prefer keeping that to myself for now.

[webadict]

TolyK points dramatically at penngo009!

"It was YOU!"

All eyes focus intently on penngo009, as does the spotlight.

"Remember the carving knife from the kitchen you were using to cut cilantro to put in the rice? Well, I found it in the pockets of a particular person. The person," he pauses, building suspense, "that YOU killed!"

Everyone gasps, including penngo009. "Wa--"

"Ah-ah-bu-nu-no. You don't get to talk. Because I have more evi-"

TolyK was cut off by the machine cutting up penngo009. Afterwards, the machine analyzes the penngomush and determines that he was scum-free.

"Uh..." TolyK stammers. "Whoops?"

Vote Count
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IronyOwl -
penngo009 - TolyK,
Bookthras -
Hapah -
Tiruin -
TolyK -
Jim Groovester -
No Lynch -

Not Voting -

1 To Hammer. Day Ends REALLY SOON, GOT THAT?

penngo009 has been lynched!

penngo009 was the Unspeakably Awful Role That Is Never To Be Mentioned Ever, Seriously Don't Mention The Name It Is Very Bad.... Never Ever Mention It. EVER. (town)

It is now Night. Send in your actions, or !none if you do not wish to action.

penngo009 - Unspeakably Awful Role That Is Never To Be Mentioned Ever, Seriously Don't Mention The Name It Is Very Bad.... Never Ever Mention It. EVER.

Alignment: Town
Wincon: You win when all anti-Town factions are dead. (Mafia, Cult, SK, Lyncher, Assassin and respective Allies and Brothers)

(Auto) Terrible: Whenever an action is used against you, you lose a random action. If you lose all of your other actions, you gain an extra vote.
(Night) Awful [target]: Target is unable to vote during the next Day.
(Night) No Good [target]: Target is unable to use Day abilities during the next Day Phase.
(1-Shot) Very Bad Role [target]: Revives and protections fail on the target for the rest of the game.

[webadict]

It's funny... how we get to the present. Don't you agree?

The computer was finally back up after its day of mourning. Jim Groovester, basically doused in blood, was busy patching himself up.

That's a nasty looking wound.

"Looks like we're still missing some of the ne'er-do-wells," the scientist said, flipping through blank sheets. "Otherwise, these sheets wouldn't be empty."

Scans indicate presence of scum among remaining individuals.

The remaining 6 looked at each other. And do you know what happened next?

He. He. He.

Jim Groovester has been killed!

Jim Groovester has come back to life!

Vote Count
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IronyOwl -
Bookthras -
Hapah -
Tiruin -
TolyK -
Jim Groovester -
No Lynch -

Not Voting - IronyOwl, Bookthras, Hapah, Tiruin, TolyK, Jim Groovester,

4 To Hammer. Day Ends Wednesday 9 PM Central.

It is now Day.

[TolyK]

Hey, everyone, listen up! Your attention if you please!
Really wanna give you a warning 'cause I found out this morning
Of a dangerous, insidious player action

If you get a message with the subject "Take me please!"
Better not take any chances
Under no circumstances
Should you open it, or else it will...

[TolyK]

Wait, we're at MyLo now, right? So what's the concensus - do we claim, or do we ask questions to see who might be lying?

[TolyK]

No posts? Really?
Also, it's "Six Men Walk Into A Bar", Wuba.